#871
zipless wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
I suspect I am not the only person with this idea in the town at present.
There’s more than one of you living there? :eek:
Posted on Fri, 16 February 2007 at 09:18
#872
Dennis wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
That’s very sweet of you, but I’m much more comfortable when people continue to mercilessly rip the piss, so feel free to continue at your leisure! :D
Cunt.
(How did I do, was I any good? Do I need more sarcasm and less full on insult or what…?)
Posted on Fri, 16 February 2007 at 09:40
#873
Taunty Dan wrote:
I was impressed, mate. I can only DREAM of a verbal assault like that.
Posted on Fri, 16 February 2007 at 09:53
#874
caffeinebomb wrote:
zipless wrote:
There’s more than one of you living there? :eek:
You call this living?
Posted on Fri, 16 February 2007 at 15:47
#875
caffeinebomb wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Cunt.
(How did I do, was I any good? Do I need more sarcasm and less full on insult or what…?)
you’ll do for now.
Posted on Fri, 16 February 2007 at 15:47
#876
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 16 February 2007 at 18:35
#877
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Viirkokka wrote:
escape from blackpool… sounds like an adventure :D
Well at least in Colditz you didn’t have a littering problem & all the pathways were lit & New York they made an island prison, so it had a good reason to be a dive.
Mr Bomb - GET YOUR FINGER OUT & MOVE THEN. So we do not have to listen to the ever extensive depression that is Blackpool. Move - so you can rip the piss out of somewhere else :D
Posted on Sat, 17 February 2007 at 18:17
#878
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Title: Best Of Compilations
I have to stop buying the damn things! I don’t know if anyone else does the same. I know of a band or hear about one that I should really have got into, so go out and get a best of to check them out. End up really liking them and then start wondering if the album tracks and non-singles are as good. So I go back and start buying the back catalogue.. even the shit ones because I’m a completist. I’ve done it with the Cure, The Ramones, New Order, Motorhead, Bob Marley and now Depeche mode… why can’t I ever suddenly discover a band that have only released a couple of albums? Thank god I still think kiss are shit.. I would have to sell kidney!
Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 19:23
#879
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
That’s the problem with Best Of compilations. If they do their job, then it’s downhill for all your future purchases.
Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 19:40
#880
mrs h wrote:
Divers wrote:
why can’t I ever suddenly discover a band that have only released a couple of albums? Thank god I still think kiss are shit.. I would have to sell kidney!
Because you’re too old, and new (ie post 1990) bands are mainly crap?
Just a thought … ;)
Posted on Wed, 21 February 2007 at 19:57
#881
Igor Belanov wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
caffinebomb - Just imagine how more up market Blackpool would have gone if it had got the go ahead for the super casino. Plus I didn’t think that they made Kestrel (hurlimanns for teenagers :D ) any more.
That must demonstrate just how bad Blackpool must be at the moment if a casino would have taken it UPmarket…
Posted on Thu, 22 February 2007 at 08:50
#882
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
Title: What is WRONG with people ?!?! (merged)
:mad:
For God’s sake !!
I needed the toilet today - so I walked into the public loos in Guildford, and to my horror - found that someone had taken a shit in the urinal.
Not the cubical - the fucking Wall Urinal !!!!
:mad: WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ?!?!
Post your grievances with stupid, inconsiderate wankers here !!!
:mad:
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 18:52
#883
Idlevice2 wrote:
Work, at least twice a shift…
“Do youz nat have enny RED Bulle?!”
“Yes. Its in the big Red Bull fridge, which has RED BULL written on the sides, roof and front, containing exclusivly Red Bull, situated inches away from where you walked through the door less than twenty seconds ago”
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 18:55
#884
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
:p
I have millions of those from my time as a cashier at Sainsbury’s.
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 18:58
#885
White Psycho wrote:
“If I bring a laptop to you with a password, can you remove it for me?”
“No fuck off you thieving shit.”
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 19:18
#886
johnny_knoxville wrote:
I want to complain that this topic hasnt been merged with “Vent your spleen”
Inconsiderate…
Love,
Mr Knoxville
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 21:10
#887
caffeinebomb wrote:
No, you fucking well can’t have a decaf extra hot wet soy latte with almond syrup. You can have a fucking cup of tea like the rest of us.
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 21:11
#888
mrs h wrote:
Squall wrote:
… and to my horror - found that someone had taken a shit in the urinal.
:mad:
Sorry :(
*blushes*
johnny_knoxville wrote:
I want to complain that this topic hasnt been merged with “Vent your spleen”
I’m sure it will be :)
@Mr Bomb - what the f**k is a soy latte? :D I want to believe that you made it up, but I know you work in Lancashire :)
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 21:49
#889
Viirkokka wrote:
I dunno what makes people take a shit in the urinal but once I walked into a cubical to see someone had painted their shit all over the walls and then stuck some on a bic pen and left it on the floor. Not pretty.
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 21:57
#890
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
@ Mrs H :I’m guessing it’s a Latte made from soy milk :)
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 21:58
#891
mrs h wrote:
Aaah! Well done, I was thinking of soy sauce! :D
Which is embarrassing really because my son’s girlfriend is a vegan, so I should have worked it out!
*blushes more furiously*
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 22:13
#892
Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:
i served some old bugger a month ago, i dont understand welsh but he spoke welsh and he accused me of banning him from speaking welsh!!
all i said to him was, sorry sir im not welsh!! dude, fuck off!!
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 01:11
#893
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
The welsh are pretty arrogant.
They think everyone who ever spent any time in Wales is welsh :p
Anyone important who ever lived is Welsh :D
And they are the best race in the world.
Oh, and they hate the English. :rolleyes:
Well, if you WILL be so fucking arrogant and xenophobic :o
Having said that - It IS a lovely country and I enjoyed living in Cardiff immensely. A Great City.Pissses on Guildford. :D
And a vast majority of the people are lovely too. :)
It’s a shame there are so many Nationalists.
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 11:17
#894
mrs h wrote:
Graeme55? wrote:
i served some old bugger a month ago, i dont understand welsh but he spoke welsh and he accused me of banning him from speaking welsh!!
all i said to him was, sorry sir im not welsh!! dude, fuck off!!
I think the ‘f**k off was probably a bit harsh …
;)
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 12:41
#895
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 12:49
#896
Viirkokka wrote:
Yeahh I spoke to a Welsh guy and he instantly didnt like me. It’s what they do :P
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 14:08
#897
Lola* wrote:
Viirkokka wrote:
I dunno what makes people take a shit in the urinal but once I walked into a cubical to see someone had painted their shit all over the walls and then stuck some on a bic pen and left it on the floor. Not pretty.
hahaha it’s always a bic pen!!!
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 21:22
#898
Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I think the ‘f**k off was probably a bit harsh …
;)
oh no, i didnt tell him that, i actually meant to put that in a different sentence.
sorry for the confusion.
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 23:08
#899
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
:mad: NOW, I’m dissapointed Graeme !
:o Anyhoo - back to the topic at hand :
Inconsiderate or bossy housemates !!
One guy moved in ( he’s thankfully fucking off now ! )
And he told everyone what to do and when to do it, yet rarely did it himself and treated the whole house like it was his. He replaced the telly, kettle, toaster, microwave with HIS stuff and left his stuff in the lounge. But woe betide anyone who did the same!!
Also, the first thing he did when he moved in was put a lock on his bedroom door :rolleyes:. Got something to hide have we ?
If you so much as left a crumb on the side after making food - he’d be banging on your door saying how fucking disgusting you were yet was quite happy to leave his own dishes and saucepans unattended for days on end.
:mad: Oh, and he was a scouser - explains it all - I wouldnt be surprised if his room was full of hubcaps and car stereos.
:mad: Go back to Liverpool you fat, lying cunt.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 11:09
#900
marja (sinner) wrote:
asshole contractors :mad:
why do they always take weeks and weeks to show up? and why doesn’t anybody pick up that f*cking phone when you call the information number on their website and on their invoices? The team that did the house was great, but the ones that did the roof are just imbecils that don’t know what they’re doing.
I’m sending an angry email, and if we don’t get a reaction before the end of the week, I’m sending this official document (I have no idea what it’s called in english) that can be used if we ever need to take this to court. I’ve had it, no more nice, silly Tinne, this is war
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 11:03
