#34,891
Igor Belanov wrote:
*Hides in haystack and eats packed lunch*
*Sits on needle*
*Wonders if hospitals exist in Mrs H’s dictatorship…sorry, benevolent despotism*
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 11:40
#34,892
mrs h wrote:
*sees Igor’s feet poking out of Haystack*
I wish I’d have given him something a bit more interesting than hay for lunch now … :(
*makes everybody else some stuffed pheasant with quails eggs in a caviar sauce to make up for it*
:)
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 12:24
#34,893
mrs h wrote:
Where are all my sycophants?
:(
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 12:30
#34,894
Igor Belanov wrote:
I tried, but then I got hay instead of caviar and quail’s eggs, so I’ve given up toadying now:(
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 12:44
#34,895
mrs h wrote:
It was an accident :( It was supposed to be for the donkeys.
Now BOW - DAMN YOU!!!!
*swivels head through 360 degrees and makes laser beams come out of my eye sockets*
That was fun :D
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 12:47
#34,896
Igor Belanov wrote:
*Hopes laser beams can’t penetrate through 6 feet of hay*
That’s just showing off.
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 13:01
#34,897
mrs h wrote:
*wonders if Igor has noticed the hay is starting to smoulder*
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 13:24
#34,898
Igor Belanov wrote:
It’s getting warm in this haystack. Where’s the thermostat?
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 13:40
#34,899
Viirkokka wrote:
Thanks for the stuffed pheasant with quails eggs in a caviar sauce :D
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 14:06
#34,900
mrs h wrote:
*goes outside to toast the partridges on the bonfire*
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 14:06
#34,901
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
*shoots self in head at just the mere mention of that godawful programme*
It makes no sense.. Dan seemed to have some sort of taste and sense of humour?
Which part of the program does he find funny.. i have gone through an episode with a fine tooth comb and i have yet to find anything?
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 15:07
#34,902
Dennis wrote:
I said in another thread today that “funny” is subjective and there is no right or wrong answer to what is funny.
HOWEVER, Everybody Loves Raymond is cack and Dan is wrong.
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 15:44
#34,903
mrs h wrote:
I think you mean ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ is wrong and Dan is cack … :)
Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 15:47
#34,904
Dennis wrote:
I think it works kind of both ways, really.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 10:08
#34,905
Fungus Growth wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I think that’s where Dan’s brain and the fungus dude live …
I still live in a mug but the brain will be moving in soon. I’ve been out on the lash with the chap for the past few days, and we both seem to have a mutual loathing of Dan. So we seem suited to each other.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 10:26
#34,906
mrs h wrote:
hmmm - interesting…
So you loathe Dan, and his brain tries it’s best to look after him (even though he treats it like dirt) but actually doesn’t like him. I feel a sci-fi movie coming on :)
*waters fungus growth*
Can I get you … erm … a yoghurt or something?
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:16
#34,907
Dennis wrote:
What time do you call this?!
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:29
#34,908
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Yoghurt time by the looks of it?? and there was me going to put the kettle on.:)
Also how big is this mug that this fungus..hmm. thing lives in?
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:31
#34,909
mrs h wrote:
I call it lunchtime - what time do you call it?
You missed me, didnt you?! :D
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:31
#34,910
Dennis wrote:
:( I was hoping you were going to say “5:30” :(
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:33
#34,911
mrs h wrote:
Hello Divers - would you mind wiping your waders on the doormat, you’re leaving a trail …
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:33
#34,912
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
:( I was hoping you were going to say “5:30” :(
:(
I’m sorry. I’ll say it now if you like?
It’s 5.30 Dennis!!! Get up - you have to be at work in 3 and a half hours!!!
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:35
#34,913
Dennis wrote:
No no no no no..
I was hoping you were gonna say 5.30PM, not the AM variety, which I had the intense pleasure of seeing this morning as I continued my toss-and-turn-a-thon throughout the night and this morning.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:39
#34,914
mrs h wrote:
:eek:
Mrs Dennis finally succumbed?!!
Congratulations :D
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:41
#34,915
Divers (Simon) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Hello Divers - would you mind wiping your waders on the doormat, you’re leaving a trail …
Hello My dear:) We have a doormat???
Sorry about the mess, was just visiting Dan downstairs in the evil lair… i do wish he would get it drained:rolleyes:
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:43
#34,916
mrs h wrote:
It wasn’t always a doormat, it used to be Mr Bomb’s chest wig, but he hasn’t been around much and it seemed a shame to waste it.
Did you feed Dan? I gave him some soup last night but I don’t think he liked it.
*picks up soup packet to show Divers*
*realises it says ‘soap’*
Bugger.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:46
#34,917
Divers (Simon) wrote:
ah well that does explain the foaming of the mouth.. well more than usual you know what he is like at feeding time. At least his breath is now lavender fresh:)
I gave him the rest of the antilope from the other day.. should keep him busy for a while. I do think we should send Dennis down later with a barge pole to prize him out and then into some new underwear though.. it just isn’t nice.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:50
#34,918
mrs h wrote:
Well it needs doing, but Dennis said you were going to do it. You’ll have to draw straws …
*gives Divers and Dennis a paper and pencil*
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:54
#34,919
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Okay there you go:)
Dennis is on dan’s pants duty then!
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 13:00
#34,920
mrs h wrote:
:D
Bless. You’ve tried very hard and it’s lovely, but it does look rather short?
Anyway - I have things that need doing, I shall see you later. Try and play nicely :)
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 13:06
