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Ronan Keating is the DEVIL

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Started by johnny_knoxville in Other Bands & Artists

Its true…I’ve been up all night doing the maths!!!!

Ronan’s track “I Love It When We Do” peaked at 32 in the Australian charts…put it back to front you get 23!!!

his track “Iris” got to 24 in the German charts, it didn’t make number 1 so subtract 1 and you get 23!!!

Ronan Keating and his son Jack Keating…count the number of letters in their names…23!!!…remember the Omen???

Count the number of letters in “If Tomorrow Never Comes” = 20 + it got to 3 in the Irish charts = 23!!!

Go to church before Keating gets nasty on your sacreligious ass!!!

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 21:28

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Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:

I thought the devil’s number was 666, dude.

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 22:01

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johnny_knoxville wrote:

…Ah Jim Carey’s new movie will set you straight!!

I’m saving your soul here…

Mr. Knoxville

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 22:06

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The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Apocalypse 13:16 “Here is wisdom. He who has understanding, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of man, and it’s number is six hundred and sixty-six”.

A Jim Carey movie is hell to watch, but not a devils worth. Jim is not funny, he’s not thought provoking. He’s just sad.

Keating however is the DUET DEVIL, he’s probably released more singles with other people than on his own. All of which are more toxic than a 20 oil tankers crashing in one place.

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 22:25

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baby-pigeon wrote:

I am not know this person Ronan

But this number 23 is very important in my country.

The old womans say if you do not eat all your dinner you will be pecked by 23 geese.

and our glorious national anthem has 23 verses.

Posted on Mon, 26 February 2007 at 22:48

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Suz wrote:

Ronan means baby seal in Irish!
He sounds quite like a seal when he sings!

In ireland if ya dont eat all your spuds u get 23 slaps of the wooden spoon! how’d ya like them apples,your mother would say!!!!

EAT YER GREENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 02:55

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Suz wrote:

Talking bout Ronan bein the devil! here’s a question for ya!!!

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 04:47

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buffalo-boy wrote:

Oh dear! :rolleyes:

I knew Ronan was the devil when he made himself famous through excrutiatingly bad music!

Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 08:51

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Dennis wrote:

I thought the Devil was supposed to have all the good tunes…?

Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 09:10

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mrs h wrote:

baby-pigeon wrote:

I am not know this person Ronan

But this number 23 is very important in my country.

The old womans say if you do not eat all your dinner you will be pecked by 23 geese.

and our glorious national anthem has 23 verses.

LOL :D

Class. Pure, unadulterated class …

I have no idea who you are, baby Pigeon, but I am sure all will be revealed in the fullness of time!! :D

Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 12:23

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johnny_knoxville wrote:

baby pigeon can obviously see where I am coming from!

Keep the Balkans free of Keating…

Don’t make the same mistakes we did…

accepting the ginger crooner into our bosom!

Fr. Knoxville

Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 18:00

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The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Dennis wrote:

I thought the Devil was supposed to have all the good tunes…?

He does. He forces those that are living (or at least 2 percent alive) to hear his dreary Cliff Richard wannabe act.

Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 19:34

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baby-pigeon wrote:

I have see more 23 in my daily life today.

1. 23 times I have to toilet myself. (I drink too many grape brandy).

2. The town clock is making 23 bells when it is only 7am, making my head hurting (I am hangover from my grape brandy).

3. My car is frozen in this morning, and for ice I pour grape brandy on the front window. I notice on bottle it is only 23% of alcohol. The grape brandy salesman is ripping off me!!!

živeli!

Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 15:43

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johnny_knoxville wrote:

It’s already taking hold baby pigeon…

Next Keating will announce a 23 Date Boyzone reunion gig!

Mr. Knoxville

Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 18:42

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Suz wrote:

i am 23 does that make me evil!!! woooooooooooooooooo

Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 22:10

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johnny_knoxville wrote:

oh yes I always figured you were related to Ronan Keating!

That confirms my fears!

Mr Knoxville

Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 22:12

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Pip (Philip Kelly (The 29th in roman numerials)) wrote:

johnny_knoxville wrote:

baby pigeon can obviously see where I am coming from!

Keep the Balkans free of Keating…

Don’t make the same mistakes we did…

accepting the ginger crooner into our bosom!

Fr. Knoxville

That is an insult to all gingers :mad: because he’s not ginger now Mick Hutnell he’s ginger and just as bad

Posted on Thu, 1 March 2007 at 20:09

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Alan wrote:

He does have something nasty about him, does our Ronan. My auld fella still flies into a rage at the mere mention or sight of Mr. Keating …something along the lines of “that useless fuckin prick, hasn’t a clue, thinks he’s great but he’s just a cunt, jaysus if I had a couple of minutes alone with that arsehole etc… rant, rave, etc”.

I guess he’s not well liked in this country! :)

Posted on Fri, 2 March 2007 at 08:38

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The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

Does any country actually admit to liking him?

If so, take the nice shiny gun you have in your possession, put the bullets into, then put the muzzle in your mouth & pull the trigger. It’s that simple.

Posted on Sun, 4 March 2007 at 12:44

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Divers (Simon) wrote:

The Auto Surgeon wrote:

Does any country actually admit to liking him?

There was a small island just off the coast of Nigeria who once said they did… but if pushed for an actual answer now, they seem to avoid the question.

Posted on Mon, 5 March 2007 at 09:08

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