#34,921
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Of course it looks short it’s meant to be post-ironic or just plain shit.. i forget what the “arty” term is?
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 13:13
#34,922
Dennis wrote:
Divers wrote:
Okay there you go:)
Dennis is on dan’s pants duty then!
Watch out, watch out, there’s a Humphrey about
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 13:24
#34,923
mrs h wrote:
Humphrey Littleton?!!!! :D
That’s fantastic news. I thought he was dead! Broke my heart it did, but you have given me back my life :) xxx
*skips away down memory lane*
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 13:49
#34,924
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
:D Wonders if he should mention the pot hole.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 13:59
#34,925
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Pot hole.. what like a blim-burn? They are a problem, many a inflatable seat has been lost to them.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 14:03
#34,926
Muskeg (Yes, It's me.) wrote:
Many a conservative MP has lost a seat due to pot holes :D:D
Da Boom Tish !!
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 14:07
#34,927
mrs h wrote:
Well I’m back! :)
That was lovely.
Not many people know this, but I used to play the part of Samantha on ‘I’m Sorry I haven’t A Clue’ :)
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 14:58
#34,928
Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:
Fungus Growth wrote:
I still live in a mug but the brain will be moving in soon. I’ve been out on the lash with the chap for the past few days, and we both seem to have a mutual loathing of Dan. So we seem suited to each other.
Share a mug with you? I’d rather share a head with Dan thankyou very much.
You spelt leash wrong by the way - it’s the only way I can make him behave in public.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 17:12
#34,929
mrs h wrote:
It’s the subtlety of this brain that gets me :D Oboe hobo Homo TINTERNET etc etc.
Very clever. Even Ingenious :)
Welcome back.
*whips up some Omega 3 fish oil for the brain*
You really should drink this - you might have forgotten but the fungus showed me the pics and vids of you and he out clubbing. You’re a very good dancer for a meaty grey blob :)
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 17:19
#34,930
caffeinebomb wrote:
mrs h wrote:
It wasn’t always a doormat, it used to be Mr Bomb’s chest wig, but he hasn’t been around much and it seemed a shame to waste it.
Damn! Someone’s wiped something nasty on my chest wig. I’ve got that important meeting with the alaskan trade comissioner tomorrow too.
You see in Alaska, they value the hairiness of a mans chest as a sign as honesty - so whenever I conduct business with my Inuit friends I wear a chest wig, but because the people of Ouagadoogoo in Burkino Faso consider chestal hairiness to be an extremely suspicious characteristic I need to keep my usual “bald as a coot” look for them when I have to ink deals over there.
Tis ever so complicated running this company you know.
‘sMUM!! please will you wash the chest wig please?
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 17:25
#34,931
mrs h wrote:
*looks at chest wig*
*looks at Mr Bomb*
Oh for crying out loud! I’ll do what I can …
*takes chest wig away and boils it in a pan of bleach for 10 minutes*
Oh.
Oh dear. I’m terribly sorry…
I’ll knit you a new one! :) Is blue ok?
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 17:31
#34,932
caffeinebomb wrote:
Well collars and cuffs won’t match but hey who’s counting!
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 17:41
#34,933
mrs h wrote:
*knits really quickly*
There you go :)
(Before changing the message boards’ software in August 2007 this post had a file attachment, which may return in the future)
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 17:45
#34,934
caffeinebomb wrote:
thanks s’mum.
thaat’s remarkably close to my hair colour in fact - I’m impressed by your memory
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 17:51
#34,935
mrs h wrote:
To be honest I couldn’t remember your hair very well, so I just tried to match it to your best frock :)
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 18:04
#34,936
Fungus Growth wrote:
Taunty Dan’s Brain wrote:
Share a mug with you? I’d rather share a head with Dan thankyou very much.
Stop trying to act hard in front of your mates. You seemed more than happy last night when you were whispering sweet nothings to me, nibbling my stalk and then spooning till dawn!
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 19:31
#34,937
Taunty Dan's Brain wrote:
Listen baby - you’ll shut you’re mould-hole if you know what’s good for you. A little bit of sweet talking for a whole lot of “fungus growth is my bitch” time is worth the sacrifce. You don’t like it - you know where the door is.
Now grow some legs and fuck off if you want to leave.
Still here?
Good.
Daddy wants some lovin
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 21:18
#34,938
mrs h wrote:
*wonders what the effects of this scenario on actual Dan would be*
*shudders*
Afternoon folks :)
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 12:20
#34,939
mr self destruct wrote:
Title: Stop press: Hooch’s Mum opens shop in Sweden
;)
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Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 12:42
#34,940
Igor Belanov wrote:
She’s obviously moved upmarket from that shop she had in Garforth high street selling used tab-ends to unemployed ex-miners.
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:00
#34,941
marja (sinner) wrote:
it looks very posh. Am i trendy enough to get in? I stopped wearing those support stockings and I no longer spit every 2 minutes
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:08
#34,942
mrs h wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
:D
It was going to be a surprise …
Eh up Sammi, have you warmed up yet?
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:12
#34,943
mrs h wrote:
marja wrote:
it looks very posh. Am i trendy enough to get in? I stopped wearing those support stockings and I no longer spit every 2 minutes
That’s ok - the shop sells support stockings and spit buckets. You’re welcome anytime :)
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:13
#34,944
mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Eh up Sammi, have you warmed up yet?
It took me a few days to defrost my appendages :(
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:15
#34,945
marja (sinner) wrote:
how was sweden? We only drove through it, didn’t have the time to stop. We will return one day. Where did you go?
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:18
#34,946
mr self destruct wrote:
We went to Stockholm for a few days and it was really fucking cold…but a nice place, very modern and stylish. The people were friendly though it was quite pricey…I’d like to go back again, definitely (probably not in Midwinter though ;)).
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:23
#34,947
marja (sinner) wrote:
if you in mid summer, the place will probably be infested with mosqitos (sp?). It’s really a choice between cholera or the pest :)
still in germany? have you asked for your naturalisation yet :)
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:40
#34,948
mrs h wrote:
Aww look - it’s just like the old days! But without all the flirting and innuendo :)
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:42
#34,949
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Oh, you would say that, you minx. *winks*
*gets eyelash caught in eye*
*spends next couple of hours stumbling about and crying*
*like usual*
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:46
#34,950
marja (sinner) wrote:
what flirting? :eek:
and I don’t know what that other word means? but what innuendo
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 13:46
