#151
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 12 February 2007 at 19:33
#152
Roberto wrote:
What about Pinochet?? This Mother fucker deserved to die… He finally died December 2006, i know he was part of the Death reace 2006, but anyway my country is finally happy about this fucking dead old asshole..
Cheers
Posted on Tue, 13 February 2007 at 03:12
#153
Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:
I was disappointed that he died before he even had to stand trial.
Posted on Tue, 13 February 2007 at 10:25
#154
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Oh please. It would have been a normal trial & then in the end he would have put into exile, as it would be considered too cruel for him to be put to death. Not that that stopped him from doing it when he was in his prime. I’d have burned the turd & stuck Thatcher next to him for good measure, then at least have one friend to talk to on the way down.
Posted on Wed, 14 February 2007 at 18:58
#155
Roberto wrote:
It’s interesting, before he died all the people was most of the time talking about him, i mean love and hate… and now when the mutherfucker is well dead nobody talks about him, that’s pretty cool, i don’t want to hear his name in my life!!!!
Die Mutherfucker Die!!
Posted on Wed, 14 February 2007 at 22:22
#156
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Divers wrote:
… so Mr Surgeon i have my eye on you when the final verdict comes back on Nicole smiths death and it looks even slightly suspect I may have to review your points my lad!
See it wasn’t me. It was a faulty boob op, that released silicone into her system. So all the guilty allegations can stop. :mad:
Posted on Thu, 15 February 2007 at 19:47
#157
Taunty Dan wrote:
yes, but are you NOT a surgeon, mr auto surgeon? It is my reckoning, your honour, that the defendant did commit this foul act whilst performing surgery on the deceased.
*tries to look confident in front of the jury. Realises his flies are undone.*
Dammit :mad:
No further questions your honour.
Posted on Thu, 15 February 2007 at 20:14
#158
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
I wasn’t even on that continent. I was checking up the health of a dear friend. And you will pleased to hear that Fidel or Mr Castro to non friends, is making a speedy recovery. :)
Posted on Thu, 15 February 2007 at 20:25
#159
Idlevice2 wrote:
Can I roll mine from 2006 over?, because my No. 2’s a goner.
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 18:38
#160
mrs h wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
I wasn’t even on that continent. I was checking up the health of a dear friend. And you will pleased to hear that Fidel or Mr Castro to non friends, is making a speedy recovery. :)
Dear friend my eye! :mad: I call him Honey Muffin … :)
Posted on Sun, 25 February 2007 at 21:51
#161
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
mrs h - fine you don’t believe me, that’s your prerogative. As for Honey Muffin - whatever floats your boat (remembering mrs h’s penchant for breakfast food substances).
I’m just glad I’m not being accused of killing Anna Nicole Smith anymore.
Posted on Tue, 27 February 2007 at 20:04
#162
Unrequited_lad wrote:
I compiled a death list in January, thought I should post it here now that I’ve returned, like the prodigal son I am.
1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Michael Winner
3. Michael Heseltine
4. George Melly
5. Ariel Sharon
6. Norman Tebbit
7. Fidel Castro
8. Pete Doherty
9. David Duke
10. Ian Paisley
Wild card: Jim Davidson
Fingers crossed on that wild card…
Posted on Wed, 28 February 2007 at 22:57
#163
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
U_l @ Is November okay for the “visit” to “JD”? As it appears that will be the time he’s starting up his panto season during then. ;)
Posted on Sun, 4 March 2007 at 20:42
#164
Unrequited_lad wrote:
That’s OK, just so long as he dies at some point soon… :rolleyes:
Posted on Mon, 5 March 2007 at 00:38
#165
Divers (Simon) wrote:
I saw that john inman died, I know he never did much apart from are you being served… but he always seemed a nice chap and from what I have read backs this up.
Such a shame… i didn’t know he was ill.
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 13:28
#166
Charlie wrote:
Quote (author unknown):
Wild card: Jim Davidson
Fingers crossed on that wild card…
:D You have my support !
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 02:19
#167
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
I’m losing badly in this thread - have we got any freelance hitmen in the ranks?
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:23
#168
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
No, but I’m a freelance hot man. *poses*
At least, I pretend I am. :( *takes posing pouch and goes*
Posted on Fri, 9 March 2007 at 12:33
#169
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
You would probably get more “action” if you washed it every 5 years of so … just an idea. :(
Plus you might want to change to a different style i.e. not the head of a lion - you might be done under the trades descriptions act. :rolleyes:
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 18:09
#170
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Every five years, you say? Then I have another month to go. I’m afraid to wash it: I’m not sure what effect it’ll have on the papier mache. :/
It’s a lion, yes, but only a dandelion. I thought that would be ok? :(
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 18:46
#171
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
A dandelion, ah well, mmm - You know how women say that size doesn’t matter - THEY ARE LYING!!
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 21:31
#172
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Well, it is a pretty big dandelion… *defensive*
Posted on Sat, 10 March 2007 at 23:14
#173
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
But they die very quickly after being picked however big they are. :(
Posted on Sun, 11 March 2007 at 15:20
#174
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Yes, it has wilted somewhat. :(
Posted on Sun, 11 March 2007 at 17:24
#175
mrs h wrote:
*stares in horrified silence for an eternity*
Gareth Hunt is dead.
:(
Posted on Thu, 15 March 2007 at 17:52
#176
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Well, thing is mrs h we have to realise that all our heroes/icons/fantasy lovers are all going to die eventually. :(
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 15:22
#177
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Mine aren’t. They’re better than that.
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 17:26
#178
mrs h wrote:
Yours are all from Aesops Fables, d :rolleyes:
@A_S - EVEN ME??!!!
:(
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 17:34
#179
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
2 and half months gone, and it’s looking like this:
Erik Schepers - 7* (Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti & Awad al Bandar)
Auto Surgeon - 2 (Anna Nicole Smith)
Everyone else - 0
*Compromise as these guys were on death row
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 19:05
#180
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Now tell which catergory do you think you fall into mrs h & then I’ll answer the question ;)
Posted on Sun, 18 March 2007 at 20:09
