#35,191
caffeinebomb wrote:
I don’t understand anything that has happened in GM today - from this I decduce that it has probably been a good day.
Posted on Wed, 7 March 2007 at 18:21
#35,192
Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Well now that he’s noticed lets get on with it :)
@ Graeme - there’s a huge mountain of washing up for you to do, and when you’ve finished you can do some litter picking and mow the lawn. Your debt will be repaid if and when we hit the 36000 mark…
Well?!! GET MOVING!!!! :mad:
:)
nahh ill just wait till the 36000 mark and let the dishes wash themselves
as for the litter picking, ive tidied my bedroom ages ago ;)
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 03:42
#35,193
mrs h wrote:
I tidied my bedroom ages ago. That’s why it’s such a tip. :(
Disobey me if you like, but be prepared to accept the consequences …
*opens cellar door so Graeme can hear Dan snarling and wailing*
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 11:56
#35,194
Igor Belanov wrote:
Uncle Caffeinebomb ordered me to go home but there’s no supper for me here:(
*goes to bed in a huff*
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 13:06
#35,195
caffeinebomb wrote:
Damn right there’s no supper - you’ve all been very naughty and I have to scrub this rice pan.
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 13:10
#35,196
mrs h wrote:
*staggers in*
Well I fed all the donkeys, but I think there’s something wrong. What size are they supposed to be? One of ours stands 40 feet tall and has lidless eyes …
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 13:26
#35,197
Igor Belanov wrote:
Sounds like Caffeinebomb’s genetic breeding programme has borne fruit at last.
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 13:43
#35,198
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Nah, just sounds like one really surprised donkey, to me.
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 14:36
#35,199
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
*opens cellar door so Graeme can hear Dan snarling and wailing*
You can hear us? :o
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 14:37
#35,200
mrs h wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
Sounds like Caffeinebomb’s genetic breeding programme has borne fruit at last.
No. No it’s definitely not a fruit …
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 15:33
#35,201
marja (sinner) wrote:
hi there, so what are we talking about?
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:03
#35,202
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Donkeys..I think… or melons???
I really can’t tell!! so you okay dear?
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:12
#35,203
caffeinebomb wrote:
Donkey/Melon cross-breeds
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:18
#35,204
mrs h wrote:
That’s quite an idea, Mr Bomb. Vicious killers with soft centres :) You might even actually sell one of those as long as you don’t let them over ripen :)
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:23
#35,205
caffeinebomb wrote:
What’s the problem when they over-ripen?
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:24
#35,206
marja (sinner) wrote:
@divers:yes i am sweetie
the house is going OK. We had some water problems, but they are solved. So if you ask caffeinebomb nicely, he will probably let you on his plastic bottles boat to come and visit me in the summer
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:24
#35,207
Divers (Simon) wrote:
That’s good that it’s coming together:)
Call me old fashioned and as sturdy as that is *points to rather dodgy looking plastic bottle boat* I will probably take the plane.
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:33
#35,208
mrs h wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
What’s the problem when they over-ripen?
They burst and they smell disgusting. It would be manageable if they were smaller, but a couple of them are 6 metres long. You need a contingency plan.
Hi Marja :) I’ll get the plane and photograph the others on the boat :)
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:35
#35,209
marja (sinner) wrote:
and you can all chip in to get me that much needed shoe rack.
but seriously now, if you ever make it accross the sea, my cellars and garages are always open for you guys :)
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:38
#35,210
mrs h wrote:
Really? :D
Even Mr Bomb? :eek:
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:41
#35,211
marja (sinner) wrote:
I know they are maybe a bit too much glits and glam, but I’m happy to let you stay there :), even mr Bomb*
*but he has to do something about that ridiculous rug on his head. it looks like het taped the fur from around the hood of his coat on it
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:43
#35,212
marja (sinner) wrote:
I’m going home, I’m hungry
*waves*
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:50
#35,213
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 16:52
#35,214
caffeinebomb wrote:
marja wrote:
and you can all chip in to get me that much needed shoe rack
If I make it across the sea to your cellars and sparerooms, you shoe rack will no longer be much needed I’m afraid :(
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 17:12
#35,215
mrs h wrote:
i bet you could make quite a good raft out of 6 square metres of donkey skin. Maybe that’s the answer! …
*goes outside to cull the donkeys*
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 17:18
#35,216
Lola* wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Hello!!! *hugs*
First things first, did you fetch me back a pizza? :)
*drools*
did you not get the special delivery i sent you???!!!
well you should any day now!
i sent extra for the servants
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 17:37
#35,217
Taunty Dan wrote:
marja wrote:
I’m going home, I’m hungry
*waves*
Are they allowed to do that in other countries?? :eek: Curse this land! :mad:
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 19:08
#35,218
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
I’ve realised that Gav practically disappearing off the WoM occurred at almost exactly the same time as we all stopped believing in him. This is very sad, but also hardly fair on Jess who will have to actually witness him fading away.
For this reason I am going to occasionally post links to various random pages in the GM bible and hope that you can all find faith in your hearts and pray to Gav to sort out all this horrible mess :)
Todays random page number is 844. Sammikins’ last birthday and Divers has a hangover … (we’ll get to the religious stuff later when we’ve examined social disasters :)) Not much happens but you should check out Divers’ icing, which is pretty spectacular :) And then read page 855 (especially you, Ci? ;))
844
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 20:29
#35,219
Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:
How Random thank you masked stranger
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 20:35
#35,220
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Hello Pip :) Unfortunately I have to go now, but it is a joy to see your smiley face *hugs*
@Ci? and check out page 846 as well - I bet you any money you have forgotten it! :D
For lazy people:
845
846
Posted on Thu, 8 March 2007 at 20:44
