#31
Taunty Dan wrote:
to wipe that bloody daft grin off your face young man. :rolleyes:
Posted on Sun, 11 March 2007 at 15:34
#32
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Young man!?!?
What are you 65+
Posted on Sun, 11 March 2007 at 15:51
#33
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad: just do it! And don’t cheek your elders sonny young wassisname. :mad:
Posted on Sun, 11 March 2007 at 16:05
#34
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Hold on “elders” is for someone who is at least 10 years old than me, not just over 18 months older.
And the bucket was to collect all the love induced sick that was building from my insides - a tissue would not have held any of it!!!
Posted on Sun, 11 March 2007 at 16:18
#35
mrs h wrote:
“Love induced sick”? That’s not something you hear every day! :D
Posted on Sun, 11 March 2007 at 17:05
#36
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Sure, he calls it love induced sick, but that’s not what he needs it for, judging from when he looks through our window at night; Dan naked on the lawn and… oh, it might have been AS’s window.
Posted on Sun, 11 March 2007 at 17:26
#37
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
No wasn’t my window - if you saw through that you’d be so mortified at the sight of me you’d never be able to type anything again - except maybe “23”.
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 20:01
#38
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*worries* Then… whose window was it?
Posted on Mon, 19 March 2007 at 20:12
#39
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 21 March 2007 at 18:08
#40
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I think that was the previous week?
Posted on Wed, 21 March 2007 at 18:17
#41
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 21 March 2007 at 18:19
#42
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
:D When Dan’s around, everything is bootyful.
*sighs wistfully*
Posted on Wed, 21 March 2007 at 18:21
#43
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
You old smoothy you.
*looks around for that VERY large bucket again*
Posted on Wed, 21 March 2007 at 18:25
#44
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
:D When Dan’s around, everything is bootyful.
*sighs wistfully*
are you incinerating i have a large booty?? :mad:
*thinks for a minute…*
No, i’m still mad. :mad:
Posted on Wed, 21 March 2007 at 20:18
#45
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Incinerating your booty? That takes fat burning to whole new level…
I don’t think we have the coal.
…
*looks out window*
…
*hums a tune*
…
*realises*
Oh, I mean, not of course you don’t have a large booty, don’t be ridiculous!
Posted on Wed, 21 March 2007 at 21:06
#46
Taunty Dan wrote:
*unveils large booty off ill gotten rich gains*
so..what, you don’t want any of this jewellery? Fair enough. Divers and Mrs h will…
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 20:05
#47
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
… fight each other to the death for the chance to win such prizes. I shall step in at the last minute and claim the goods. And the jewellery.
But it’s still _obviously_ a small booty.
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 20:27
#48
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
And just who is this Ill-gotten Rich? A hussy friend of yours, I’ll wager. :mad:
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 20:28
#49
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: its hoochs stuff if you must know. Tsk. Hussey??? Wait til she reads this!! ooh you’re gonna be in trouble you scoundrel!!
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 20:49
#50
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*shifty* I’m not scared of her.
Um. I just remembered I need to go and… do that thing I was talking about earlier.
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 21:03
#51
Taunty Dan wrote:
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 21:03
#52
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Don’t be ridiculous! We have servants to do that sort of thing (probably). No, I mean, the… *points vaguely to the front door* …thing that needs doing. As a favour. It’s really important. You must remember… Surely?
:(
*cries a little*
*gets into cupboard*
*pulls door shut*
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 21:09
#53
Taunty Dan wrote:
thing? what thi… *accepts bundle of notes being thrust into his hand* aaaah, that “thing”, yes, yes i remember. ;)
Wait…these are POST IT NOTES!!! :mad: You can’t bribe me with fucking post it notes sweetheart. They’re bloody Asda brand as well!
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 21:26
#54
CS (Colin S) wrote:
I actually wonder why Dan and D ‘flirt’!! :D
It’s quite scary…
:D
Colinx
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 21:30
#55
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
To us as well, Colin. ;)
Dan, of course I can bribe you with those, look: they have little lovehearts drawn on them. And each one has a lovingly crafted message on it. This one says ‘My love for you is like the ocean. And like the ocean, it stinks.’
Uh…
And this one: ‘Violets are blue/ roses are red/ I hate you/ and wish you were…’ um, forget that one.
This one just has two rutting dogs on it. Isn’t that… sweet? :/
Posted on Thu, 22 March 2007 at 23:35
#56
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
:eek:
You have post-it notes and you didn’t immediately surrender them to me? :mad:
And where’s my tiara? :mad::mad:
Posted on Fri, 23 March 2007 at 08:39
#57
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*watches as Hooch turns around and walks out, her back covered in post-it notes*
*sniggers*
*wears tiara*
*stays in cupboard*
Posted on Fri, 23 March 2007 at 12:35
#58
Taunty Dan wrote:
Colin? wrote:
I actually wonder why Dan and D ‘flirt’!! :D
It’s quite scary…
:D
Colinx
I’d like to say its love Colin, but the truth is far dirtier than that. can’t tell you, you’ll never be able to sleep again. ;)
Posted on Sat, 24 March 2007 at 15:28
#59
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 24 March 2007 at 16:49
#60
CS (Colin S) wrote:
So your just each other’s sex slaves?
Colinx
Posted on Sat, 24 March 2007 at 23:09
