#271
caffeinebomb (Caffeine Bomb) wrote:
Title: My Pen is
Mightier than my sword
And if anybody would like to see my sword - please enquire within ;)
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Posted on Sat, 12 August 2006 at 00:56
#272
joseph? wrote:
My balls
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Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 16:50
#273
joseph? wrote:
want to come to my…
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Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 17:01
#274
CS (Colin S) wrote:
joseph? wrote:
That was sick!!
Cx
Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 18:34
#275
White Psycho wrote:
Good name for a band though.
Posted on Mon, 14 August 2006 at 18:40
#276
30 secs max wrote:
Title: chat up lines (merged)
whats the best, the worst or the most offensive chat up line you have ever heard/used?
Posted on Wed, 18 April 2007 at 20:10
#277
30 secs max wrote:
fancy going halfers on a bastard?
Posted on Wed, 18 April 2007 at 20:11
#278
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
When you’re as ugly as me, you don’t even get near enough to use a chat up line - women just run into the ladies loo to get away from me. :(
Posted on Wed, 18 April 2007 at 20:33
#279
30 secs max wrote:
mr AS, i cant help notice you putting yourself down in many of your posts. mainly in the “looks” department. this seems to be a deep rooted issue for you. in future ill put you down “fatty” so you dont feel the need to burden us with it anymore. ;)
Posted on Wed, 18 April 2007 at 20:44
#280
Squall wrote:
The worst chat up line i have ever heard is
” FUCK OFF BITCH ”
This one guy keeps using it - even though it never works !!
Posted on Wed, 18 April 2007 at 20:58
#281
30 secs max wrote:
are you sure hes using that as a chat up line? my mate approached a girl and said “i bet i could make you cum” it worked. thats the truth!
Posted on Wed, 18 April 2007 at 21:03
#282
andys gibson sg (James Harris) wrote:
i tell em: i break dance as a form of foreplay, that gets a smile and conversation going.
if only she knew i weren’t joking :(
;)
Posted on Wed, 18 April 2007 at 21:26
#283
Mekhet wrote:
translated, may not sound as good in english…”you look so good enough to eat, I’d stitch my ass shut so I wouldn’t shit you out.”
Posted on Wed, 18 April 2007 at 21:54
#284
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Lol. I don’t see how that could be good in any language! :p
Posted on Wed, 18 April 2007 at 21:58
#285
EclipseDeLarge wrote:
HAHAHA ^ ^
I’m the Doctor and I prescribe a Meat Injection
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 07:54
#286
buffalo-boy wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
When you’re as ugly as me, you don’t even get near enough to use a chat up line - women just run into the ladies loo to get away from me. :(
Hmmm, i can’t see that one working :D
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 08:21
#287
buffalo-boy wrote:
My good friend used the below one while off his head. It did’nt work…
Kev - Can I smell your pussy?
Slapper - No
Kev - Well something stinks around here!
I love him forever for that! :D
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 08:23
#288
Cuchulain wrote:
No , I’m not a gynaecologist.
But I’ll have a look anyway.
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 08:40
#289
Paddy wrote:
Can i put where i wee, where you poo?
Tho its never worked :p
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 09:25
#290
Fungus Growth wrote:
Nice shoes!, lets fuck?
No messing about, and a complement. What more could you want.
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 09:32
#291
EclipseDeLarge wrote:
Are you a naughty girl?
Wanna go upstairs?
both worked (tried each once on different people)..
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 09:45
#292
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
buffalo-boy wrote:
Hmmm, i can’t see that one working :D
Your right. It doesn’t get the simpathy vote anymore. Used to on the “Grab-a-Granny” nights - not overly attractive women, but lovely breakfasts. :D
30 secs max @ Thanks for the offer, feel free anytime you’re bored.
One mate goes “Do you have matching collar & cuffs?”, then whatever she says he comes back with “Don’t believe you, prove it!”. He has strike rate of about 20% with that i.e. usually ends up with his hands somewhere out of sight & with her moaning (in a good way) a little!?!??! :(
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 18:20
#293
EclipseDeLarge wrote:
I usually just put my hands down there and if she bats me away that’s fine. That’s only ever happened once, ‘cause to be honest.. EVERYONE WANTS SEX. Hardly anyone is gonna turn it down.
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 18:57
#294
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Viirkokka wrote:
Are you a naughty girl?
Wanna go upstairs?
both worked (tried each once on different people)..
I usually just put my hands down there and if she bats me away that’s fine. That’s only ever happened once, ‘cause to be honest.. EVERYONE WANTS SEX. Hardly anyone is gonna turn it down.
So was either of the success’s your current G/F? If not, does she know who they were?
Plus, your village sounds great. :(
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 19:01
#295
EclipseDeLarge wrote:
Nah neither are my current gf but my gf is in a class with one of the girls and she knows *of* both situations.
My village sucks :P Never been to a party here.. I just go to other places. The way I figure it.. everyone wants sex, right? I want sex.. people my age want sex.
So using that logic.. none is gonna turn you down as long as you just go talk to them and get to it :P
At the end of the day.. if you dont try you’ll never know. If you try.. you’ll either get turned down, or turned on.
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 19:09
#296
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Ah, the advantages of youth :(
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 19:23
#297
30 secs max wrote:
i once saw a guy with a t shirt which read “it aint gonna suck itself, is it?” youve got to have balls to wear that, yes?
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 19:24
#298
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
I’ve got a T-shirt that says
“Laugh” in big letters, then in small type underneath says “So that I can see them bounce”. :D
One mate (a married man with kids) uses “Those surely can’t be real!” then grabs hold of their tits. And that’s worked more times than not!!
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 19:27
#299
30 secs max wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
Ah, the advantages of youth :(
what do you mean AS, your only 30!!!
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 19:28
#300
EclipseDeLarge wrote:
30 secs max wrote:
i once saw a guy with a t shirt which read “it aint gonna suck itself, is it?” youve got to have balls to wear that, yes?
I’d loooove to have a shirt like that :D
Posted on Thu, 19 April 2007 at 19:28
