#31
Blonde Blade wrote:
Yeah, yeah, blame it on the pheromones… Do you think i have an underwear-losing pheromone? It would explain a lot…
Posted on Fri, 22 November 2002 at 15:34
#32
Citizen Erased wrote:
How do you make a pheromone?
Knock down his pyramid.
Maybe people often fancy those out of reach because they no there’s no chance, therefore no chance of getting hurrt, and if they’re wrong that can only be a good thing?
Whatever happened to white dog do? You never see it these days.
Posted on Fri, 22 November 2002 at 16:02
#33
Alan wrote:
Citizen Erased wrote:
Whatever happened to white dog do? You never see it these days.
Yeah, I know. I think it only existed when we were kids.
Or could it be that now we don’t actually go around looking, picking up, and throwing dog shit, that we have simply not spotted white excrement? It could well still be out there!
That pheromones joke was pretty ‘shit’ as well, by the way!!
Posted on Fri, 22 November 2002 at 16:25
#34
Citizen Erased wrote:
Yeah well, that’s your fault - if you’d said hormone instead, it would have been better (less pyramids, more grit in the vaseline):)
Right, having just lost my boss £!1k I’m sneaking off to the barbers - think it’s going to be a 4 on top with a 1 round the sides - getting too thin on top to go shorter :(
Posted on Fri, 22 November 2002 at 16:35
#35
Citizen Erased wrote:
Alan wrote:
Yeah, I know. I think it only existed when we were kids.
Or could it be that now we don’t actually go around looking, picking up, and throwing dog shit, that we have simply not spotted white excrement? It could well still be out there!
You actually stopped doing that? Should I stop as well?
Posted on Fri, 22 November 2002 at 16:36
#36
Blonde Blade wrote:
Magic white dog turds! I used to collect those and give them to people as presents… i could send you some if you like.
Posted on Fri, 22 November 2002 at 16:52
#37
Citizen Erased wrote:
You are just… soooooo considerate. Do they still have it in the Isle of Man then?
I would say send me some, but I don’t know what I could send you in return.
Posted on Fri, 22 November 2002 at 17:16
#38
trigger wrote:
Nazis
USA
Nea Demokratia (a political party of my country)
albanians who stare at me
plus many many more…
Posted on Fri, 22 November 2002 at 23:24
#39
White Psycho wrote:
The 7:45 #62 bus. It was the worst bus on the face of the planet. A bunch of comprehensive kids shrieking all the time, its crowded and there’s always really bad traffic!! So now I leave the house early to avoid it like the plague!
Posted on Sun, 24 November 2002 at 22:57
#40
Blonde Blade wrote:
Citizen Erased wrote:
You are just… soooooo considerate. Do they still have it in the Isle of Man then?
I would say send me some, but I don’t know what I could send you in return.
I still see it around sometimes, but i think you need the right weather conditions. Next time i find some i’ll package it up for you though. Don’t worry, you can owe me a favour ;)
Posted on Mon, 25 November 2002 at 09:28
#41
White Psycho wrote:
ok its official we’re talking shite ;)
Posted on Mon, 25 November 2002 at 19:47
#42
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
ok its official we’re talking shite ;)
Remind me again of that time when we weren’t? I don’t think there was one :D
Posted on Tue, 26 November 2002 at 18:25
#43
Citizen Erased wrote:
The Immigrants thread still seems quite serious - presumably somebody will widen it to include aliens as well?
Posted on Tue, 26 November 2002 at 18:42
#44
Blonde Blade wrote:
Yeah, people are being strangely serious around here at the moment. Fortunately we’re still here to lower the tone… :D
Posted on Thu, 28 November 2002 at 12:05
#45
Citizen Erased wrote:
Frankenstein’s on tonight! Now there’s a rubbish film. Presumably the monster’s technically a zombie?
Should I sell my script to Hollywood, do you want to come over as ‘special zombie advisor’?
Need to write it first mind.
Posted on Thu, 28 November 2002 at 12:44
#46
Blonde Blade wrote:
Cool, which Frankenstein film? It’s not the one with Robert De Niro as the monster is it? Because that one WAS awful.
Actually, you’ve hit on a point that me and my friends have been arguing a while - what counts as a ‘zombie movie’? Some of us count Frankenstein, some of us don’t. Personally, i think that zombies aren’t zombies unless they’re coming up out of the ground and eating people’s brains, but it’s a matter of opinion i guess.
:D I would love to be Special Zombie Advisor! Let me know as soon as the script’s ready! (Just don’t steal any of my ideas… ;))
Posted on Thu, 28 November 2002 at 14:56
#47
Sabotage wrote:
It IS the one with DeNiro in.
:-(
Never mind. The Day the Earth Caught Fire is on tonight or tomorrow.
Hurrah! I love old scratchy sci-fi films.
Posted on Thu, 28 November 2002 at 15:07
#48
Citizen Erased wrote:
Sabotage wrote:
The Day the Earth Caught Fire is on tonight or tomorrow.
Hurrah! I love old scratchy sci-fi films.
Is that the one with Leo McKern as a crusty old reportere? That really rocks - the lack of decent special effects was a good thing as it meant they had to get a proper story instead -will definitely be watching it. Tend to get it mixed up with the Day the Earth Stood Still, which is the one with a robot called Gort?
Posted on Thu, 28 November 2002 at 15:36
#49
Sabotage wrote:
I don’t know if this is the one with Leo in it. Can’t really remember how Day the Earth Caught Fire goes now.
That’s right…Gort is the big shiny robot in Day the Earth Stood Still. :-)
Posted on Thu, 28 November 2002 at 16:33
#50
Sabotage wrote:
Getting back to Pet Hates here now for a while.
Bloody caravans !!
What are they all about then eh?
It’s like…”Ooh look at me. I can afford to spend ££££££ on an aluminium box which I leave on my drive for 50 weeks of the year.
Then I’ll drag it round at 25mph when you want to go for a tazz on your bike.”
Hate the things.
Caravaners are implying that NO B&B is any good. Because they have to drag their stuff around with them.
“I’d rather sleep in a metal box than your B&B thank you”
Pah!!
Posted on Thu, 28 November 2002 at 16:37
#51
lucifers Machine wrote:
the beer monkey who follows me home after a night out, mugs me and leaves with only 1ps and 2ps, and mysterious bruises and scratches! monkey i know your there come out and face me like a…well monkey i suppose
Posted on Thu, 28 November 2002 at 19:39
#52
soul doubt (an) wrote:
Rumours!
I just found out half an hour ago, that a rumour ‘s been spread in my town, that me and a friend always climb the wall of a local club and that we never pay entrance. :(
Posted on Thu, 28 November 2002 at 22:23
#53
Blonde Blade wrote:
Doesn’t your club have a roof??
LM - i always wondered why i only ever have pennies left when i go out. Do you suppose the monkey is responsible for the headaches in the morning as well?
I missed Frankenstein AND The Day the Earth Caught Fire. Never mind, i think ive got them on video somewhere anyway. I finally saw the original ‘Thing From Another World’ the other night (speaking of crusty old movies), so i’m now happy. Keep watching the skies, people!
Posted on Fri, 29 November 2002 at 16:15
#54
Citizen Erased wrote:
Title: Here to save the world
Today is the Day the Earth Caught Fire! Well, tomorrow - it’s on at 1.15 tonight on BBC2!
Ironic, given the firemen’s strike :D
Posted on Fri, 29 November 2002 at 16:26
#55
soul doubt (an) wrote:
Blonde Blade wrote:
Doesn’t your club have a roof??
Well, there’s a garden behind the club, and there is a wall around the garden, so it’s possible to do it that way, but before they where spreading this rumour, i didn’t realise, …
So, if you ever come to see a show in my town, … don’t pay, just climb the wall!
by the way The Spirit That Guides Us is playing there tonight, …
Posted on Fri, 29 November 2002 at 18:12
#56
lucifers Machine wrote:
BB:oh yes its all part of the deviuos plan of the lesser primates to recapture the earth , it how planet of the apes really started they’re just little stinkers.
there is also a cider monkey he gives you a worse beating but leaves you with more money,
while the vodka and bicardi monkey also steal underwear and memories!
so beware the wee hairy thing at the bar it isnt a prospective lay its the ENEMY!
Posted on Mon, 2 December 2002 at 14:50
#57
Blonde Blade wrote:
OMG, you are so right! Whenever i lose my underwear it’s after i’ve been drinking vodka or barcardi! Blimey, i’m glad that’s that one figured out. So if i just stick to the snakebite and black i’ll end up with a worse headache but my underwear intact… right, i shall go test that theory out on Friday!
Posted on Wed, 4 December 2002 at 11:21
#58
Sabotage wrote:
I missed most of “Earth v The Flying Saucers” yesterday. There I was, off sick, and it was on TV, so I decided to read a book and I missed the first hour. The last 30 minutes was good though.
That’s what I like about old sci-fi films. Trying to work out what the film is about by just reading the title. Ummm…I wonder what that’s about.
Posted on Wed, 4 December 2002 at 12:39
#59
Blonde Blade wrote:
That’s always been my definition of a good movie (as in one i’d want to watch, not one that’s necessarily any good… :)) - can you sum the plot up in three words or less, preferably in the title? It’s not just old sci-fi films though - lots of new films seem to be doing it too. Maybe they’re just running out of titles…
Posted on Wed, 4 December 2002 at 16:06
#60
Citizen Erased wrote:
My g/f and I were talking about computer game names last night, and she reckoned the cheesier the better, namely Turok 2: Seeds of Evil and Turok: Rage Wars for the N64.
Filmwise 8 Legged Freaks left you in no doubt as to what you got, nor did the “classic” (as in so bad it’s really bad) ‘Chopper chicks in Zombie town’.
BB - as the mother of a 3yo, you can help with this query - what’s a good present for a (v nearly) 2yo for Christmas (gotta be cooler than anything his parents or grandparents get him)? He’s into Bob the Builder and Thomas the Tank Engine, therefore I suspect he’d approve of this topic.
Pet hates: The man on the Ronseal ads - he is an arse. :(
Posted on Wed, 4 December 2002 at 16:14
