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#61

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

Oh yeah, I got mine from…from…um…

*mind has gone blank*

oh, I forget now.

Posted on Mon, 11 September 2006 at 15:57

#62

Taunty Dan wrote:

…forget what?

Posted on Mon, 11 September 2006 at 16:00

#63

Dennis (Dudley Less) wrote:

*looks blank, waiting for someone to ask him a question*

Posted on Mon, 11 September 2006 at 16:23

#64

mrs h wrote:

hmmmmm. i suspect some so-called professor has secretly been reading the WoM when he’s supposed to be professing :mad:

Microsoft thingy

Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 15:52

#65

30 secs max wrote:

:D

we call them softies round my way.

Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 16:01

#66

mrs h wrote:

That’s what we call southerners :)

(when we’re being polite)

Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 16:18

#67

30 secs max wrote:

what do you call them the rest of the time?

Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 16:22

#68

mrs h wrote:

f*****g southern nancy t*****s who should ******* ******** ****** **** ******** ******* ******* the c***s :)

Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 16:24

#69

30 secs max wrote:

tut tut. potty mouth.

Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 16:29

#70

mrs h wrote:

For your information, us Yorkshire women are practically always polite :)

Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 16:33

#71

30 secs max wrote:

do you speak like they do on emmerdale farm?

:D

Posted on Tue, 19 June 2007 at 16:39

#72

Gav wrote:

“Milk the cows you f**king c**t!”

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 07:36

#73

mrs h wrote:

lol

… And there is a fine example of the lancastrian male in action! See how he rears his ugly head and casts aspersions on the graceful femininity of the women from God’s own county?

I would never say such a thing. I would say “please milk the cows you f*****g c**t”.

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 07:48

#74

Gav wrote:

“please milk the cows you f**king Dingle c**t!” then!

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 11:55

#75

mrs h wrote:

Exactly. And then we would smile and drop a little curtsy, before f*****g off down t’pub :)

@30 secs max - the honest answer to your question is ‘sort of’ :p Leeds has an accent all it’s own, Yorkshire is pretty huge so there’s a lot of variations. And people outside Yorkshire and Lancashire can’t usually tell the difference between them! :rolleyes:

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 12:17

#76

fatboy wrote:

Its a bap.

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 15:07

#77

mrs h wrote:

Where I come from ‘baps’ means tits :p

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 15:13

#78

30 secs max wrote:

so thats where the phrase “show us yer babs” comes from, i thought they were talking about various bread products

:o

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 15:19

#79

mrs h wrote:

Do you have bread in Scotland? I thought everything was served in batter? :p

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 15:33

#80

30 secs max wrote:

only white bread mrs h, brown was banned for being too healthy :p

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 15:37

#81

mrs h wrote:

white bread in batter? You crazy haggis-loving tartan freaks! :p

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 15:43

#82

30 secs max wrote:

you can get battered mars bars in chip shops in glasgow. thats the truth. yuk!!

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 15:47

#83

mrs h wrote:

So I heard. And don’t you get deep fried pizza too?

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 15:49

#84

30 secs max wrote:

yes you do, very nice it is too. you should try it, goes down nicely after a few beers. :)

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 15:56

#85

mrs h wrote:

I’m sure it does :) And I’m sure it comes straight back up again before you can say ‘Jesus’ :)

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 16:20

#86

Lola wrote:

mrs h wrote:

So I heard. And don’t you get deep fried pizza too?

they do that in Italy too…weird but in naples they seem to fry everything

Posted on Wed, 20 June 2007 at 19:44

#87

mrs h wrote:

I thought the Italians were supposed to have the healthiest diet on the planet? Or is that the greeks?

Posted on Thu, 21 June 2007 at 17:13

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