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Started by Citizen Erased (confused again) in Chit-Chat

If I have a daughter, I might call her Sarah. Or possibly Hooch. Probably not Lobster. But Srah’s great anyway. :) Well done, very good.

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 13:32

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#1

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

*suspicious*

Sarah, how goes that hypnosis course you’ve been taking?

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 13:39

#2

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Fine thanks, you can sign up here.

Cheers CE :)

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 13:52

#3

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

lol. God bless Futurama. :D

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 14:00

#4

mrs h wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

If I have a daughter, I might call her Sarah. Or possibly Hooch.

Do you know, that’s exactly what I thought! :p

No what is all this backslapping nonsense?

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 15:01

#5

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

She knows what she’s done :)

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 15:05

#6

mrs h wrote:

Possibly so, but I don’t. So if you ever want to chat to her again you will reveal all - otherwise she’s grounded! :p

edit: she hasn’t agreed to knit you an outfit, has she?

*has terrible flashbacks*

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 15:07

#7

Taunty Dan wrote:

well it was never going to fit me was it? :( i can’t believe you bought it up. You KNOW i still have nightmares about suffocating in that 3ft neck. :( Still, the extra arm came in handy for smuggling rolls of cling film out of tesco.

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 19:23

#8

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Citizen Erased wrote:

She knows what she’s done :)

I don’t actually, I assumed you were after something?

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 19:25

#9

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Taunty Dan wrote:

well it was never going to fit me was it? :( i can’t believe you bought it up. You KNOW i still have nightmares about suffocating in that 3ft neck. :( Still, the extra arm came in handy for smuggling rolls of cling film out of tesco.

Damn right it did, you ungrateful git :mad:

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 19:27

#10

Taunty Dan wrote:

don’t shout at me…:eek: no, hooch, please…put the knitting needles down…NO!!! NOT THE YELLOW WOOL!!!!!! :eek:

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 19:36

#11

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Quit your whining, you look lovely. Not sure about the perm though, was that d’s idea? :s

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 22:13

#12

Squall wrote:

Gracious Me ———————————>

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 22:21

#13

Squall wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

lol. God bless Futurama. :D

Exactly. Pisses on Simpsons and cant wait for it to come back :)

Posted on Thu, 14 June 2007 at 22:22

#14

hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

<————————————- People who do not wish to share in my greatness.

Posted on Fri, 15 June 2007 at 10:08

#15

mrs h wrote:

I think you mean people who remain unconvinced of your greatness. People who suspect that your greatness has been massively exaggerated. People who wonder if Citizen Erased has Alzheimers.

Posted on Fri, 15 June 2007 at 10:22

#16

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

hoochalobster wrote:

I don’t actually, I assumed you were after something?

And you gave it me. And now all the unwanted puppies are happy.

mrs h wrote:

People who wonder if Citizen Erased has Alzheimers.

No idea why anyone would think that :eek:

Posted on Thu, 28 June 2007 at 14:51

#17

mrs h wrote:

YOU ASKED MY DAUGHTER IF SHE WANTED TO SEE SOME PUPPIES???!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

*attacks Citizen Erased with a rusty razor blade*

Posted on Thu, 28 June 2007 at 14:58

#18

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

Alzheimers or not, that not quite what I said!

Posted on Thu, 28 June 2007 at 15:56

#19

mrs h wrote:

hmmm. Well I shall give you the benefit of the doubt on this occasion. Seeing as she is 27 and it isn’t much of a chat up line. Sorry about that.

*wipes blood off rusty razor blade and stitches Citizen Erased back together*

No hard feelings, eh? :)

Posted on Thu, 28 June 2007 at 16:18

#20

g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:

Hooch > Chuck Norris

Posted on Fri, 29 June 2007 at 10:09

#21

Citizen Erased (confused again) wrote:

mrs h wrote:

hmmm. Well I shall give you the benefit of the doubt on this occasion. Seeing as she is 27 and it isn’t much of a chat up line. Sorry about that.

*wipes blood off rusty razor blade and stitches Citizen Erased back together*

No hard feelings, eh? :)

None, they said the nerve damage was too great to repair :(

Posted on Fri, 29 June 2007 at 21:17

#22

mrs h wrote:

lol :D

Sorry :(

The scars have healed up nicely though. I was shit at sewing at school, so to be honest I didn’t really fancy your chances …

Posted on Sat, 30 June 2007 at 12:02

#23

Taunty Dan wrote:

LOL :D School?? leeds???

:eek: shit, is this thing on?? *taps mic* Erm…i didn’t say anything it was…erm…

*legs it*

Posted on Wed, 4 July 2007 at 20:34

#24

mrs h wrote:

Yes. We all go to school from the day we are too big to get up the chimneys until the day we are big enough to go down the pits. At school we learn how to train whippets and pigeons, In woodwork the boys make clogs and chimney brushes, and in Home Ec. we make yorkshires and learn how to bait badgers and sew flat caps. When we leave we don’t get certificates, we each get a couple of ferrets and a pair of wellies. :p

Posted on Thu, 5 July 2007 at 14:54

#25

Taunty Dan wrote:

well duh… :rolleyes: :D

Posted on Thu, 5 July 2007 at 19:33

#26

g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:

Fucking hate leeds i do.

you’ll never guess what happened?

napalm death were due to play wrexham july 22 (day before my brithday)

but theyre now playing leeds that day instead

Leeds stole my fucking napalm death gig

cunts!

Posted on Thu, 5 July 2007 at 19:35

#27

mrs h wrote:

Maybe they figured it would be better for the band to start playing in front of live audiences? :p

Posted on Thu, 5 July 2007 at 20:03

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g (Does everything start with destruction?) wrote:

Or maybe they realised that the venue they were booked to play was a tin shed above a cafe across the road from tk macs and next to door to lloyds bank

:rolleyes:

Posted on Thu, 5 July 2007 at 20:58

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