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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 01:39
#37,202
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
I’m good - I’m actually living with Jess now so things are sweet.
Do you call each other “Deadsetgav” and “Jess” when you’re frolicking around in your new love nest?
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 08:20
#37,203
Dennis wrote:
Why not? Me and my missus do, and we’re called Dave and Emma…Still, it’s nice to have pet names isn’t it?
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 08:45
#37,204
Paddy wrote:
Mostly my better half calls me Fcukwit :(
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 08:56
#37,205
Jess wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Do you call each other “Deadsetgav” and “Jess” when you’re frolicking around in your new love nest?
Yep but it does get a bit confusing what with my dog being called Jess
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 08:57
#37,206
Dennis wrote:
So…what does your dog call you..?
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:05
#37,207
Jess wrote:
i don’t know what it’s like in ‘Dennisland’ but round here dog’s can’t talk, i think you need to lay off them tablets mate :D
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:12
#37,208
Dennis wrote:
But…if dogs can’t talk…don’t the cats get bored with the one-way conversation..?
Cat: “So, dog, you, erm, alright today are you? Had any nice strings of sausages from the old butcher’s and that lately…?”
Dog:”…woof…?”
Cat:” Ah forget it…”
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:31
#37,209
Igor Belanov wrote:
You’re stretching it even further now Dennis!
I’ve never known a cat that would stoop as low as to deign to speak to a dog.
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:35
#37,210
Dennis wrote:
True, but whilst this cat was distracting the dog, the other was round the back pinching his string of sausages..
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:36
#37,211
mrs h wrote:
Morning Omelettes :)
Well today is the second Anniversary of the start of this thread (thanks for reminding us Squall) and so I have booked us all a special day out!! :D
We’re going to Dennisland! I won’t be going on all the rides because of my bad back, but you should all have a great time. According to the brochure there is a bouncing sofa, tea cup rides, a boating bath, bunjy jumping and there’s even a banana garage! It’s all paid for so off you go and enjoy yourselves! :) I’ll be in the 5 star restaurant waiting for you when you’ve all finished :)
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:43
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marja (sinner) wrote:
can we bring our home made marghuerittas? If not, I’m not going :o
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:48
#37,213
Dennis wrote:
Yes, alcohol is compulsory.
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:50
#37,214
marja (sinner) wrote:
wooohoooo, I’m sure gimme will come than :)
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:53
#37,215
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Yes, alcohol is compulsory.
alcohol? I thought she meant pizza :(
I will just have to order the ‘dish of the day’:)
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:59
#37,216
deadsetgav wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Why not? Me and my missus do, and we’re called Dave and Emma…Still, it’s nice to have pet names isn’t it?
If you call your missus Jess and she calls you Deadsetgav, Dennisland must be more fucked up than we first thought!
Just what is in this candyfloss?
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:00
#37,217
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:
me and my missus (or rather my ex missus) had pet names for each other
I was “oy you, you wanker”
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:05
#37,218
Dennis wrote:
Candyfloss..? What candyfloss…?
Oh, you mean the sugar-based manner in which we administer strong doses of LSD to the more unstable inmates..erm, I mean “guests”..?
No no, that’s not candyfloss, silly!
:eek: You haven’t eaten any, have you?! :eek:
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:06
#37,219
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:09
#37,220
mrs h wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
If you call your missus Jess and she calls you Deadsetgav, Dennisland must be more fucked up than we first thought!
Just what is in this candyfloss?
You’ve got it the wrong way round He calls her deadsetgav … There is a reason for that but you don’t want to know ;)
My hot dog looks weird :S
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:09
#37,221
Dennis wrote:
Bless my wife, she’s got a bad ear infection and she went to the doctor to get it sorted out so that it doesn’t bug her during our alcohol-binge of a weekend at the Bulldog Bash next weekend.
She phoned me just to say it’s all sorted, the quack gave her some antibiotics.
“Antibiotics…?!” I said…”..and how exactly are you going to drink alcohol on antibiotics…?!”
Impressed she most certainly was not. Poor lamb.
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:10
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mrs h wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
didn’t? Or couldn’t?
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:10
#37,223
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:12
#37,224
Jess wrote:
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:15
#37,225
mrs h wrote:
lol :D
You lot are nuts :rolleyes:
I’m off on real proper hoiday tomorrow! :D
*does that weird dance*
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:20
#37,226
marja (sinner) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Bless my wife, she’s got a bad ear infection and she went to the doctor to get it sorted out so that it doesn’t bug her during our alcohol-binge of a weekend at the Bulldog Bash next weekend.
She phoned me just to say it’s all sorted, the quack gave her some antibiotics.
“Antibiotics…?!” I said…”..and how exactly are you going to drink alcohol on antibiotics…?!”
Impressed she most certainly was not. Poor lamb.
she can still drink, but not too much. And she will get drunk very fast and the antibiotics she took that day will not work.
We had a med sttudent living in the same dorm when in university ;)
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:21
#37,227
marja (sinner) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
lol :D
You lot are nuts :rolleyes:
I’m off on real proper hoiday tomorrow! :D
*does that weird dance*
what exactly do we celebrate on hoiday
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:21
#37,228
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
“Antibiotics…?!” I said…”..and how exactly are you going to drink alcohol on antibiotics…?!”
She should check with the chemist - people always think you can’t drink alcohol on antibiotics, whereas actually most of them you can - it just depends what sort she gets :)
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:22
#37,229
Jess wrote:
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:24
#37,230
mrs h wrote:
see? :)
@ Tinne - you can celebrate what you like! I will be celebrating 2 weeks at the beach :)
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 10:29
