#1,141
mr self destruct wrote:
^ Yes. I’m in complete agreement with you.
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 08:18
#1,142
Cuchulain wrote:
Brought a bag of mixed Dutch liquorice ( ‘gemengde drop’ for the netherpeople here ) into work this morning , especially brought into the country as a gift by Cuch’s mum who was visiting the green island earlier this week.
Went on my coffee/chat break for 15 mins and on return all the good ones were gone.
Now I’m not a violent man normally but someone in here is gonna get my stapler up his/her arse.
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:04
#1,143
Igor Belanov wrote:
And I thought all liquorice came from Pontefract :eek:
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:07
#1,144
Dennis wrote:
No, you see, the term “Pontefract cakes” is in fact a misnomer.
They actually originate from a Dutch town called Haarlem, but were named Pontefract Cakes “for a bit of a laugh really, you know?”.
Coincidentally, this same town thought it hilarious to launch its very own “Globetrotters” basketball team, though they never quite made it into the USA’s NBA.
Posted on Fri, 3 August 2007 at 09:34
#1,145
efilnikufesin wrote:
Something which is really bugging me is a problem i have with my ‘mates’ who ive been hanging about with for years, one of them asked me to lend him a ridiculous amount of money (which i didnt have to throw about, they all seem to think i’m sort of millionaire or summat) and when i said no they have all been different and theres been incidents of bitching etc about it. what a load of complete balls, i dunno whaddya do
Posted on Sun, 19 August 2007 at 16:52
#1,146
30 secs max wrote:
never lend money to a “mate” unless you trust them 100% an old “mate” of mine still owes me £300 from years ago.
Posted on Sun, 19 August 2007 at 22:16
#1,147
mrs h wrote:
Why do they think you have loads of money? Not that it matters - real mates would accept your decision regardless, and certainly not bitch about it to each other. You should buy some new mates! :p
Posted on Tue, 21 August 2007 at 14:31
#1,148
Viirkokka wrote:
I’m pissed off because my brother just came home and apparently he was driving along.. some guy pulled him over and said there was something wrong with his car so my brother wound his window down and the guy punched him and jumped into his car where his accompalice drove off!
seriously.. what the fuck is the mentality of people that do that sorta thing? It’s so fucked up. It makes me mad enough to kill; and I’m usually a passive person.
Aside from that.. i’m also a bit mad ‘cause I have a few weeks until 2nd year of college begins and I haven’t done any of my coursework!!!! :S :O :O :S :O
That’s how sketched out I am. Literally FIVE internet emoticons. Geez.
Posted on Tue, 21 August 2007 at 22:21
#1,149
Charlie wrote:
Football :mad: Football players :mad: football fans :mad:
That is all.
Posted on Wed, 22 August 2007 at 22:35
#1,150
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
I have ahd my tooth taken out and wood has splintered into the hole and i cant pull it out as im in agony
:(
Posted on Thu, 23 August 2007 at 00:01
#1,151
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Why were you eating wood? *confused*
My sympathies anyhow…
Posted on Thu, 23 August 2007 at 00:43
#1,152
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
it was the wood from a lolly stick at least thats what i thought it was, untill i spent all night pulling and broke a little bit off and it turnt out to be a bit of bone from wer my tooth was connected to my gum lol.
grrrrrrrrrrrrr, my ex is now with an illererate dyslexic prick who snorts coke, im not bitter about her, we were only like good mats really anawway, but im fuckin worried, and the more i warn her the more she gets pissed off with me.
Posted on Sat, 25 August 2007 at 17:18
#1,153
mrs h wrote:
I’m not picking holes, but you are really in no position to be calling people ‘illererate’, and you shouldn’t knock dyslexics as there are genuinely dyslexic WoMbles who are way bigger than you! :p I’m sure you were more than just good mats! :D
Anyway there’s no point warning her if it makes her cross, she probably knows antway. Leave her to it - she’ll learn :)
Posted on Sat, 25 August 2007 at 18:45
#1,154
mrs h wrote:
anyway. Not Antway.
*sings*
Ant musiiii-iiic
Posted on Sat, 25 August 2007 at 18:46
#1,155
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
yeah but there’s a different between typing fastly and slightly innacurate than writing like he does.
taken from his bebo:
FILMS
THE OWNS WIT VAMPYRS IN
Posted on Sun, 26 August 2007 at 11:18
#1,156
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Writing problems aside, if the fella is a prick she will probably work it out herself, no point getting annoyed about it… and don’t bring dyslexic people into it as he could just be dumb!
Posted on Sun, 26 August 2007 at 11:30
#1,157
caffeinebomb wrote:
Pre-venting disclaimer. I know I am a loser and a cretin - this sort of behaviour is inexcusable in adult men - I apologise for any inconvenience.
I am a WWE fan, I know this is cretinous. Last night was Summer Slam, an annual event which I like to watch from time to time. It is available on Virgin Pay Per View but it’s live air time was midnight. I had to go to work at 7 this morning, so was not interested in staying up until 3am to watch it. Fortunately I had noticed that they were showing replays of this during the day today and was planning to watch at 9pm this evening. SO I sat in front of my TV like a loser and tried to book it. There was no way to do this so I called the helpline, where I was put through to a man in a shed in Bangladesh who thought I was trying to buy a phone line.
I tried again. I got through to a man sitting at the opposite end of the shed and he told me he had to go to talk to the second level of technical support. He shouted out of the window to a man washing an elephant who told him that you had to pay for the event BEFORE it happened.
This means I have to pay £15 for something which I cannot watch live, and which I might not be able to watch the replay of, thanks to the thoroughly useful disclaimer which says “NB, replays not shown in all areas.” So it is a pure £15 gamble that there is some off chance I might get what I pay for.
What an utter sack of complete shit. I really fucking hate Virgin Media - they pipe off tramps in bus stops.
Their call centre is bollocks and Why in GOD’S NAME has nobody thought to mention the very simple (if perplexingly inconvenient) procedure for spending money WITH THEM!
I hope their rabbits die and they can’t sell the hutches.
Arsecunts.
Posted on Mon, 27 August 2007 at 20:34
#1,158
Lola* wrote:
It’s always those guys in Bangladesh. I spoke to them last week when I called hp about my laptop. I couldn’t understand a word he was saying…maybe he was telling me how to watch WWE on my laptop!
Posted on Mon, 27 August 2007 at 20:56
#1,159
mrs h wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
I know I am a loser and a cretin - this sort of behaviour is inexcusable in adult men - I apologise for any inconvenience.
It’s not inexcusable, being a loser and a cretin is what makes you a man :)
Posted on Tue, 28 August 2007 at 09:15
#1,160
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
SUmmerslam = dont bother, predictible end, no good matches and not even an entertaining skit between any matches.
Posted on Tue, 28 August 2007 at 20:36
#1,161
caffeinebomb wrote:
I hate my worthless motherfucking piece of shit car! The wife has been using it for a few days and its chosen today to be the day that the boot release catch totally siezes up so that it will NEVER open again as long as we both shall live (without the help of a gas axe at any rate) Anyway - she’d left loads of important doctoring shit in the boot so I had to break in to my own car to retrieve it so she can go and doctor people all day, but now my car is fucked cos I can’t get in the boot and I’ve had to take my CD changer out so that the local chavs can’t nick it.
Fucking piece of crap - anyone got a car they want shut of?
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 08:39
#1,162
deadsetgav wrote:
I’m giving serious thought to getting rid of mine… I love the car but its costing me a fortune to run :(
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 08:41
#1,163
Dennis wrote:
Honda Civic LS Coupe, P reg. Dark green. 3 door. 67-0ddK on the clock. Numerous dents in the side that were there when I had it. New CV joints both front wheels, nearly a full year’s MOT, 5 months tax. Sony CD player.
Like, erm, if anyone wants to make me an offer…!
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 08:43
#1,164
mrs h wrote:
Your car is pregnant? :eek:
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 10:39
#1,165
Dennis wrote:
Yes, my car is pregnant….Fool.
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 10:42
#1,166
mrs h wrote:
Who are you calling a fool? I’m not the father … :o
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 10:46
#1,167
mrs h wrote:
Preg. isn’t an abbreviation for pregnant at all, is it? :mad:
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 10:52
#1,168
Dennis wrote:
P reg isn’t even “preg”, is it?
You’ve just made yourself look like a silly billy haven’t you?
Go and have a sandwich with some of that new fancy sliced bread and think about what you’ve just done, eh?
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 10:55
#1,169
Igor Belanov wrote:
Yes, come on Mrs H you made yourself look daft there. Everyone knows that Dennis’ car is so old it went through the menopause years ago.
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 11:06
#1,170
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 11:10
