Wall of Mouths

*nods*

What is it about crossing the road that is so hard?! The only time some people want to cross is WHEN I AM DRIVING THROUGH GREEN TRAFFIC LIGHTS! STOP WALKING YOU THICK TWATS!

I have seen people wait when it is on the green man and then start walking just as I pull off cos the lights have gone to green for me. *shakes head in disbelief*
Ok, admittedly I don’t have to put my foot further down on the gas when this happens, but hey…

And what is it with women crossing the road?! - one minute my wife will walk across the road without looking and I will pluck her from certain death (sometimes I leave it a little bit longer, just for fun) and other times I will cross the road and turn round to see her still waiting because there is a car coming our way three miles up the road at 15 MPH.

The chavscum by us cross with this attitude:
I won’t bother looking cos I am so important all vehicles stop for me, as if I was Chuck Norris, and besides I am trying to impress the local bike and she will laugh at me if I am so wimpy as to actually look left and right and left again and keep looking whilst I cross, and anyway I refuse to even recognise the existence of a car that isn’t a Corsa or a Nova with a souped up exhaust pipe and suspension so low that I have to step UP onto the pavement when I get out, which I never do, cos getting out of cars is SO unnecessary when you can do all your drug dealing from the front seat by winding the window down and pulling up alongside Chavscum Mark II

People trying to sell something on the streets, or collecting money for something stopping you with the line “Can I ask you a question?”
err… what do you think you just did!? :rolleyes:

fucking hate those ppl

its like when i drive thru Bangor high street, theres sum ppl who wont budge, im like ‘dont pretend u cant hear me, get out of the fucking way’