#31
mrs h wrote:
That’s disgusting. Brocolli is far too delicious to be put in a sandwich. You should put it on top of a vol-au-vent instead. Very tasty and it also makes you appear sopisticated.
Posted on Wed, 5 September 2007 at 12:18
#32
Dennis wrote:
Sopisticated, eh? Wow, gotta try some of these volley vonts with brocoll then..
PS do you think we frightened this newbie off cos she hasn’t posted since…?
*beginning to wonder if the Lynx Effect adverts aren’t just bullshit after all… :( *
Posted on Wed, 5 September 2007 at 12:22
#33
mrs h wrote:
No it’s not bullshit - that’s very expensive. It’s an artificial scent that just happens to smell like shit.
I don’t know - I hope not. There were loads of newbies over the last couple of months and I’m not sure any of them have posted.
Posted on Wed, 5 September 2007 at 12:40
#34
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Maybe someone used them in a biological experiment in his room. *worries*
Posted on Wed, 5 September 2007 at 13:00
#35
mrs h wrote:
For F**ks sake d - how many times!! It’s in the bl**dy guidelines! “Do not take newbies into your room, and for f**ks sake don’t experiment on them” [The Boy Scouts v WoM - 2002]
Posted on Thu, 6 September 2007 at 10:57
#36
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Ahem, I think you’ll find that it was Dan’s room. Therefore HE is clearlythe guilty party and should be tarred and feathered <insert obligatory honeymoon joke here>
Posted on Thu, 6 September 2007 at 11:23
#37
mrs h wrote:
Well when the newbies turn up we shall see what they have to say, won’t we? If they can still speak after their traumas.
Posted on Thu, 6 September 2007 at 12:19
#38
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Smum wrote:
Well when the newbies turn up we shall see what they have to say, won’t we?
*looks guilty and unhappy*
Smum wrote:
If they can still speak after their traumas.
*looks innocent and relieved*
Posted on Thu, 6 September 2007 at 20:37
#39
mrs h wrote:
Which of course they will be able to, because I have invented a speech restoring truth serum! :)
Posted on Fri, 7 September 2007 at 10:20
#40
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*looks guilty and unhappy*
Erm… I’m unhappy because I feel sorry for Dan getting into trouble with his twisted schemes and I warned him not to do it and he wouldn’t listen because he never did but now he’s going to go to prison.
And I’m guilty because it was actually me. :eek: *slaps hand over mouth*
Shit.
Posted on Fri, 7 September 2007 at 10:53
#41
mrs h wrote:
:eek:
You’ve drunk all my serum!!! I knew your greed would be your downfall!!
Well you will have to put everything back to rights. What are you going to do to encourage newbies to sign up to the WoM and become frequent posters? :mad:
Posted on Fri, 7 September 2007 at 11:09
#42
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I’m going to pretened to do some community service in my neighbourhood, encouraging newbies to sign up, but actually I’m just going to be at home watching whose Line Is It Anyway? on Five US, and eating houmous.
Posted on Fri, 7 September 2007 at 12:33
