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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
I’ll swap you it for my Rover 25. It’s shit and I hate it
Posted on Fri, 31 August 2007 at 17:04
#1,172
deadsetgav wrote:
Ah, a rover! or ‘cunt wagon’ as we call em in our house… at the front of every queue of traffic on my way to work is some fucker in a ‘cunt-wagon’ 75 :D
Posted on Sat, 1 September 2007 at 07:56
#1,173
mrs h wrote:
Do you really expect us to believe that the very lovely Jess and the little one have mouths that foul? :eek:
Posted on Sat, 1 September 2007 at 10:36
#1,174
Lola* wrote:
this is not venting my spleen so much as expressing my extreme devastation that my favourite pair of converse got a small rip in them today…i love them and i’ve never seen them anywhere else other than in the shop i got them. I’ve never even seen another person wearing the same ones. I’m gonna cry :(
Posted on Sat, 1 September 2007 at 18:42
#1,175
dubhdavid (dubh david black) wrote:
um, here in amerrikey my spleen is gushing rancid black goo over our (un)elected apocalyptophiliac kleptocracy… they are poo eating swine buggerers. Ah, I feel a bit better now, thanks.
Posted on Sat, 1 September 2007 at 19:21
#1,176
deadsetgav wrote:
@Mrs H
They are worse than me… We argued for a full half hour cause the little one tried to insist we called them ‘twat chariots’ instead!
Posted on Mon, 3 September 2007 at 07:33
#1,177
mrs h wrote:
Poor innocent babe :( You can’t have anything for 5 bloody minutes can you? :rolleyes:
Posted on Mon, 3 September 2007 at 09:10
#1,178
Dennis wrote:
WHY DO THE KIDS HAVE TO GO BACK TO F**KING SCHOOOOL?!?!?! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!
Six weeks of light traffic and actually-getting-to-work-in-a-non-psychotic-mood are out of the window and now it is back to “Yes babe, I’m on my way home from worknow. If I don’t make it back, just remember I loved you very much…”type phone calls asI watch myself age decades in the rear-view mirror just trying TO F**KING GET HOME GET OFF THE ROADS WITH YOUR F**KING 4x4 WANKMOBILE UNLESS a) YOU ARE DOING A JOURNEY THAT WOULDN’T BE QUICKER ON FOOT AND b) YOU HAVE SOME IDEA OF HOW TO TURN A CORNER WITHOUT USING THE TURNING CIRCLE OF A CROSS-CHANNEL FERRY! YOU CUUUUUUUUUNTS!
Posted on Tue, 4 September 2007 at 08:50
#1,179
mr self destruct wrote:
Sit back and relax Dennis, you’ll have a heart attack.
Posted on Tue, 4 September 2007 at 09:20
#1,180
Dennis wrote:
Wasn’t that Neil Buchanan…?
Posted on Tue, 4 September 2007 at 09:33
#1,181
mr self destruct wrote:
Was that another shit joke…? ;)
Posted on Tue, 4 September 2007 at 09:34
#1,182
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Tue, 4 September 2007 at 10:04
#1,183
Charlie wrote:
Why oh Why oh Why oh Why cant women say something on tv without bursting out laughing after ?
” Hi :) my names jean - i work in I.T. ” :D Pfffffft hahahahahaha
Hilarious ! ( not )
Posted on Tue, 4 September 2007 at 22:36
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mrs h wrote:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF F**KING STUPID PLANK WOULD BE SO F**KING MORONIC AS TO PUT THEIR USB CARD READER THROUGH THE F**KING WASHING MACHINE???????????????????????????
Yes, you guessed. Fucking idiot. And the thread isn’t working, I don’t even feel a bit better.
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 11:33
#1,185
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 11:34
#1,186
mrs h wrote:
Feeling better? Or a stupid moronic plank?
I can’t believe it - it just sits there saying “Please insert a disk into drive d”. And why wouldn’t it? It’s full of Ecover Washing liquid for fuck’s sake. I could cry.
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 11:40
#1,187
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Feeling better - cause it makes me realise I’m not the only one who’s done that.
Granted mine was only a small memory one but still bloody annoying when you got to redo about 7 hours work again.
Anything that can’t be replaced on it??
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 11:49
#1,188
Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:
grant wrote:
it turnt out to be a bit of bone from wer my tooth was connected to my gum lol.
A bit of bone? I find that hard to believe.
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 11:50 in reply to an earlier post
#1,189
Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
I had to break in to my own car to retrieve it
Could you not have just taken down the back seats to go into the boot until you got a new boot lock?
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 11:51 in reply to an earlier post
#1,190
mrs h wrote:
The Auto Surgeon wrote:
Anything that can’t be replaced on it??
I have no idea :( I know it had some holiday pics on, but it’s also the device I use for reading my phone card, my camera card - every bloody thing. My spare phone card was in it so that’s f**ked. I don’t suppose it matters in the scheme of things - it’s more the fact that it was so totally unnecessary and preventable that is totally depressing :(
@tubthumper. You’d be surprised what the welsh get stuck in their gums.
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 11:56 in reply to an earlier post
#1,191
mrs h wrote:
Rene - the earlier post thing is doing it’s weirdery again. I was replying to the thread but it says I was replying to Tubthumper. Don’t get me wrong, it’s clever that it picks out the last post that was there when you started replying, but I was actually replying to the auto surgeon.
I’m not venting my spleen, btw - just sharing :)
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 11:59
#1,192
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Ouch.
And I thought you’d finished having digs at the welsh - or was that just a temporary rest??
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 12:02
#1,193
mrs h wrote:
I wasn’t having a dig! It’s true!! :D
Would you believe there are a pair of drunken f**king idiots actually lying in the road outside my house?
Oh good - the police have arrived …
lol - 2 police cars and a load of rubber neckers!! :D
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 12:08
#1,194
mrs h wrote:
LOL :D One of them is trying to attack the police but he can’t stand up!! :D
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 12:09
#1,195
mrs h wrote:
Now there’s a van , 3 cars and about 15 police!! They’ve just got him in the van …
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 12:13
#1,196
mrs h wrote:
LMAO!! A dog patrol van has just joined in the action!!
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 12:14
#1,197
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
And twenty clowns on a fire engine.
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 12:21
#1,198
mrs h wrote:
:p
I don’t know if this will work … 
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 12:32
#1,199
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Wait a minute, that wasn’t taken from my bedroom window was it? :mad: I told you you weren’t allowed in there.
Anyway, the man on the left is pointing at the clownsmobile, just out of sight. And there’s a man on stilts straddling the road in the middle of the picture.
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 12:36
#1,200
Divers (Simon) wrote:
So just another day in the Lobster house hold then :)
Posted on Sun, 9 September 2007 at 12:37
