#37,831
marja (sinner) wrote:
did you know that there are flip flop without the annoying thingy between the toes. They just stick to the sole of your foot. I don’t own a pair, but I would love to try it
Posted on Mon, 10 September 2007 at 13:15
#37,832
Dennis wrote:
we don’t really have flip flop weather over here, to be honest. More kind of knee-high fishing waders. Do they do those without the straps…?
Posted on Mon, 10 September 2007 at 13:21
#37,833
Charlie wrote:
I dont wear either. I wear my trusty Shoe Zone trainers in all weathers. Except for indoors - where i slip into my Homer Simpson Slippers :D
Posted on Mon, 10 September 2007 at 15:05
#37,834
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Sweet jesus - I’m only back for 48 hours and the entire thread has descended into a veritable ORGY of shoeporn. I’m going to go wipe up.
Posted on Mon, 10 September 2007 at 15:31
#37,835
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
we don’t really have flip flop weather over here, to be honest. More kind of knee-high fishing waders. Do they do those without the straps…?
You’d be surprised. My next door neighbour’s ex lodger was round at theirs this morning wearing flip-flops and socks!!!!! Seriously! I don’t know how he got the socks to do that, though.
Ooh look!! A quote button! I love the WoM. Every day holds some bizarre new functionality :)
Hello Mr Bomb, how was Mecca?
Posted on Mon, 10 September 2007 at 16:22
#37,836
Taunty Dan wrote:
i believe its “Macca”. :rolleyes:. Besides, its Sir McCartney to you.
Posted on Mon, 10 September 2007 at 18:19
#37,837
mrs h wrote:
That’s what you think. In actual fact, Paul calls me ma’am :o
Posted on Mon, 10 September 2007 at 18:30
#37,838
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
I enjoyed it - I won a tenner and some nice old lady shared her dabber with me. No wonder Britain’s Bingoing mad eh?
Posted on Mon, 10 September 2007 at 21:32
#37,839
Dennis wrote:
Oh I SEE! I thought you had just been on the Haj pilgimage as a converted muslim.
Instead you…went to the bingo.
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 08:56
#37,840
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
*whispers to Dennis*
Actually, I think the old girl has finally flipped and got totally mad - I have no idea what she’s talking about but I’m trying to humour her so that she doens’t get violent OK?
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 08:59
#37,841
Dennis wrote:
*nods at Caffeinebomb and taps his nose (i.e. my own nose, I don’t go round tapping other people’s noses - what do you take me for, some kinda freak?!) and changes the subject*
So…mrs h, nice burka you are wearing today. Really brings out the colour in your eyes.
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:05
#37,842
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Hello everybody, how’s things? *Taps Dennis’s nose*
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:13
#37,843
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
So…mrs h, nice burka you are wearing today. Really brings out the colour in your eyes.
Makes a change from her usual attire of red and white checked Gingham dress and army boots! :D
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:15 in reply to an earlier post
#37,844
Dennis wrote:
*confused* Are they supposed to wear Gingham dresses in the army…?
*begins to fill in army application form just in case*
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:18
#37,845
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*sighs and rolls eyes*
*Mr Flibble rolls eyes back*
*looks around* Where did all these loose eyes come from?
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:19
#37,846
Dennis wrote:
Well for a start mine fell out when you tapped my nose.
There really was no need to use a sledgehammer to tap it with, was there? :(
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:21
#37,847
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
If a job’s worth doing… it’s worth doing with a sledgehammer.
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:22
#37,848
mrs h wrote:
When I read all these posts I had a sense of deja vu, and guess what? It seems that every time my clothing is discussed on GM people’s eyes fall out! How weird is that?
*supplies a bit of evidence*
Anyway, just so as you know I wear the gingham dress because it makes me feel homely and maternal. And I wear army boots because sometimes people need kicking. And I have added the habib because it makes me look more beautiful :)
Hang on, is a habib a muslim veil or a freaky desert wind? I always get the 2 muddled up :(
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:51
#37,849
Dennis wrote:
*would type an answer to mrs h but Misanth has sledgehammered my hands to bits and this is the best I can do with my ears and now it’s hurting so i will stop*
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:54
#37,850
mrs h wrote:
Bless!
*sits d on the naughty step*
I have a special pencil you can use to type with if you like :) You put the rounded end in your eye socket and use the pointy bit to hit the keys :)
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 09:58
#37,851
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*sulks on the norty step*
*scuffs shoes*
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 10:35
#37,852
mrs h wrote:
Watch what you’re doing with Mr Bomb’s shoes, d - you know he doesn’t like you wearing them! You can get up now, but you’d better go and wipe your feet.
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 11:43
#37,853
Charlie wrote:
AND GET AWAY FROM MY SIMPSONS SLIPPERS :mad:
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 11:53
#37,854
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
If a job’s worth doing… it’s worth doing with a sledgehammer.
Is that ANOTHER dig at our conservatory??? :mad: You couldn’t have done any better with a packet of bendy straws, some cellophane, and a pritstick.
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 12:49 in reply to an earlier post
#37,855
Dennis wrote:
Have you considered using a sledgehammer to crack a nut? I have heard it highly spoken of.
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 12:54
#37,856
Igor Belanov wrote:
Using a nut to crack a sledgehammer is more interesting. If you’ve got a lot of time on your hands.
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 13:09
#37,857
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
You couldn’t have done any better with a packet of bendy straws, some cellophane, and a pritstick.
Sadly, I could. But since you didn’t have any of those things, and had to ‘make do’ with a complete home conservatory kit, the question is moot.
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 14:33 in reply to an earlier post
#37,858
mrs h wrote:
You built a conservatory with a pile of leaflets and a blue ribbon? :eek: Well done!! :)
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 16:49
#37,859
Punkwak (Tijn) wrote:
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 19:10
#37,860
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
No. :mad: he didn’t. He fucking should have, though. :mad:
Posted on Tue, 11 September 2007 at 21:37
