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Started by dano in Chit-Chat

Paper cuts..are they the most painful thing ever or what? And I’m saying this from experience..I got my foreskin caught in my zip once and that was nowhere near as painful as the agony I’m experiencing at the moment.

So then, Papercuts first, Ice cream headaches next…what follows on the pain baramoter?

Posted on Tue, 14 January 2003 at 03:25

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donVutz wrote:

i can’t belive that some little papercut could be as painfull as your foreskin in a zip. just thinking of the possibility that could happen to me makes me want to run around and scream like hell.

Posted on Tue, 14 January 2003 at 08:17

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

It makes me want to laugh, but I’m a girl ;)

I think the worst pain ever is actually stubbing your toe but paper cuts are a close runner up.

Posted on Tue, 14 January 2003 at 22:18

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Body Bag Girl Iris wrote:

I think I will also go for the small toe, walking into a door… Thanks so painfull that you almost want to cry…

Posted on Tue, 14 January 2003 at 22:48

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White Psycho wrote:

no the foreskin wins, a paper cut has never made me scream!

Posted on Tue, 14 January 2003 at 22:48

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Michael wrote:

I stubbed toes until they bled, had some papercuts, but the zipper thing is the most horrible (and scary) of them all. Even the thought of it makes me feel sick!!

Posted on Wed, 15 January 2003 at 00:13

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Paddy wrote:

Up their with forskin pain is a good bang (or kick) of the balls. Why is it that the harder they are hit the higher up in the stomach it hurts ?

Posted on Thu, 16 January 2003 at 09:03

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NanaOsaki wrote:

Ah, only men can tell. :P

I seem to hurt myself badly all the time without noticing. Later on I either start feeling pain or find myself bleeding and can’t see where the hell the blood comes from. That is what I call scary.

Posted on Thu, 16 January 2003 at 09:56

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Sabotage wrote:

Circumcision.

Yowks!

Posted on Thu, 16 January 2003 at 11:10

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Alan wrote:

Circumcision - 10 days of pain and watching EVERY little move you make, and moving VERY slowly.

Posted on Thu, 16 January 2003 at 16:37

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White Psycho wrote:

If I get hurt in the bollocks I find the pain spreads to my lower back, why do they hurt so much?!!

My old RE teacher once made us watch a video of a circumcision, after the lads had finished being scared shitless he decided to rewind it and make us watch it again!!

Posted on Thu, 16 January 2003 at 20:16

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Karl wrote:

Does a foreskin paper cut win this one?????

Posted on Tue, 21 January 2003 at 12:39

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Sabotage wrote:

Karl wrote:

Does a foreskin paper cut win this one?????

Yoinks!!
Yes it does win. Or a papercut on the old fireman’s ‘elmet…and you have a wee-wee afterwards.

I felt that.

Posted on Tue, 21 January 2003 at 14:50

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Karl wrote:

Sabotage wrote:

Yoinks!!
Yes it does win. Or a papercut on the old fireman’s ‘elmet…and you have a wee-wee afterwards.

Right I think enough said on that, it makes you cringe just thinking about it

Posted on Tue, 21 January 2003 at 14:58

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dano wrote:

Actually, if you took it to it’s logical extreme, then the most painful experience in the world would be having a paper cut on your fleshy hose, whilst catching it in your zipper as you stub your toe whilst reeling from an ice cream headache.

Posted on Sat, 25 January 2003 at 02:25

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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:

Plus that weird thing you get when your mouth is dry that makes the roof of your mouth hurt when you swallow. It’s just me, isn’t it?

Posted on Sat, 25 January 2003 at 12:38

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dano wrote:

No, I get that too! Speaking of pains and stuff, why is it when you throw up it hurts inside your ribs for ages afterwards, but when you throw up whilst drunk you seem to be able to adopt a position over the toilet bowl that means you don’t get that strain as you bleurgh?

Posted on Mon, 27 January 2003 at 02:42

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