#38,071
mrs h wrote:
Aren’t you a pal of Aslan’s? I’m sure between the two of you you can rustle up a few cubs :) Anyway, in the WoM Bible it definitely says “And the lion shall lay down with the lamb and Gav and his mates shall scoff the lot” …
Posted on Fri, 21 September 2007 at 10:53
#38,072
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Fri, 21 September 2007 at 12:39
#38,073
mrs h wrote:
Grant - it’s 3 O #cLOXK IN THWE FuCKING morning. Go to bed.
NOW!!!! L:mad:
Posted on Sun, 23 September 2007 at 02:05
#38,074
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:
i am too fuckered
good tyla damour gig
in a sound pub dhat serves me
and provides a lcok in afterwards
:D
Posted on Sun, 23 September 2007 at 02:21
#38,075
mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Grant - it’s 3 O #cLOXK IN THWE FuCKING morning. Go to bed.
NOW!!!! L:mad:
Deary me, mrs h - were you feeling “unwell” when you wrote this?!
Posted on Sun, 23 September 2007 at 08:35 in reply to an earlier post
#38,076
mrs h wrote:
I can’t remember :(
Although if you mean ‘unwell’ in the style of Jeffrey Bernard then I must say firstly that I resent the implication and secondly yes, I was :(
And to make matters worse I just took Daisy to the graveyard to gather conkers. She trod on a conker shell to try and get the conker out and it didn’t work, so I had go and then resorted to using my hands. I can think of a million better ways to find out that Daisy had trodden in a big pile of dog shit…
Posted on Sun, 23 September 2007 at 14:36
#38,077
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:
Posted on Sun, 23 September 2007 at 14:41
#38,078
mrs h wrote:
And then I found this … 
Posted on Sun, 23 September 2007 at 21:17
#38,079
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 11:14
#38,080
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
I’m willing to wager they took one look at that picture and ran for the hills…
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 11:16
#38,081
mrs h wrote:
:(
It’s just the dog shit goblin - it’s not going to hurt anyone.
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 11:20
#38,082
mrs h wrote:
Unless you get too close …

Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 11:25
#38,083
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I thought it was you. The beard confused me.
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 11:28
#38,084
mrs h wrote:
You should put your glasses on :) If you’ve lost them again I could lend you a couple of milk bottles? :p
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 11:40
#38,085
Pip (Philip Kelly) wrote:
AND ITS THE RETURN OF PIP (Waits for apllause)
*tumbelweed passes*
Hello people My my how things have changed around here I can’t say I’m liking it to much (sorry Rene/Sarah)but I”m sure I’ll get used to it anyway I’m now working in O2 putting my idea of becoming a sound eniginer on hold for the 2nd year running but earning decent money so i don’t care I got meself a laptop so I’ll call in and visit more often
*end life story :)*
@mrs.h Boris was deported :( his ballet career never took off here anyway Yourself is now an impressive 22 stone and still able to walk how are you did you get yourself employed?
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 14:41
#38,086
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 14:54
#38,087
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:
PIP IS BACKQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 17:11
#38,088
mrs h wrote:
Pip wrote:
@mrs.h Boris was deported :( his ballet career never took off here anyway Yourself is now an impressive 22 stone and still able to walk how are you did you get yourself employed?
Hello Pip! :) My how you’ve grown!
*makes Pip stand by the door and marks his height with a biro*
But poor Boris, that’s terrible! I did warn him about wearing that outfit in public :( And it’s terrible about Yourself, too. You were supposed to put him on a diet! :mad: Luckily as I’m still not working I will have plenty of time to roll him down to the park to stretch his legs … Anyway I’m glad you’re alive :)
@Mr Bomb - about time too! It’s your turn to do the washing up. We’ve managed to barricade it in the kitchen, but fungus growth and PC Monitor have been trapped in there for almost a month! :mad:
Posted on Mon, 24 September 2007 at 18:21 in reply to an earlier post
#38,089
marja (sinner) wrote:
hello, only this morning in the office for an important meeting, but this afternoon I will be going to france to shop for some champagne :D for this friday’s house warming/birthday party
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 07:50
#38,090
mrs h wrote:
This Friday? I haven’t even bought my outfit yet! :eek:
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 09:55
#38,091
marja (sinner) wrote:
omg, that was meeting was fired up. at one point you could practically see the tension in the room. I’m glad I descided to come to work half a day this week :)
are you comming on friday? I have to know so i can bring an extra carton (6 bottles, i hope that’s enough)
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 11:53
#38,092
mrs h wrote:
That will be fine. Could you get an extra 50 plates of hor d’ouevres as well? Ta!
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 11:55
#38,093
marja (sinner) wrote:
ok, noted
have to some now, have some shopping to do; See you friday (or next week)
*waves*
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 11:57
#38,094
mrs h wrote:
Have a great weekend :) *waves*
Posted on Tue, 25 September 2007 at 12:07
#38,095
mrs h wrote:
I meant hors d’oeuvres and I remembered it’s not the weekend! Sorry about that. I really should go to bed now!
*waves again, but more confidently*
Morning Gav :)
Posted on Wed, 26 September 2007 at 03:34
#38,096
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Wed, 26 September 2007 at 06:58
#38,097
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Thu, 27 September 2007 at 10:26
#38,098
Igor Belanov wrote:
Morning Mrs H :)
Morning Gav :)
Haven’t had this much fun since my last sponsored silence.
Only came in this thread to avoid the smut of the caption competition…
Posted on Thu, 27 September 2007 at 11:07
#38,099
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Thu, 27 September 2007 at 11:13
#38,100
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Thu, 27 September 2007 at 11:23