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The Metrosexual Thread

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Started by motherh666

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#151

McKekS wrote:

marja wrote:

not bold YET :p

:eek::eek: HOW DO YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 12:11

#152

motherh666 wrote:

bold or bald?

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 12:12

#153

deadsetgav wrote:

“Baldly go where no man has gone before” :D

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 12:16

#154

mr self destruct wrote:

“Bald as brass.”

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 12:17

#155

McKekS wrote:

motherh666 wrote:

bold or bald?

what do you mean?! ;) :D

P.S. I would like to thank 10 minutes rule

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 12:18

#156

marja (sinner) wrote:

ah yes it was bald

Posted on Mon, 12 September 2005 at 12:20

#157

Viirkokka wrote:

I shave my balls.

And wear too much aftershave.

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:22

#158

deadsetgav wrote:

You know you give too much information when I know you shave your balls :D

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:26

#159

Fungus Growth wrote:

Why the hell are you shaving your balls???? At your age you should just be glad you have grown pubes and have hair there at all!!!

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:30

#160

Viirkokka wrote:

Phew.. I thought there was gonna be some sorta joke about me putting after shave on my balls :D

and too much at that!

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:31

#161

Viirkokka wrote:

So you’re saying I have to be your age before I can shave my balls?

I shave em ‘cause the ladies like it. I think :D

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:32

#162

Fungus Growth wrote:

Well when you finally get a lady ask then… then get back to me.

Personally the men i have dated i like hair down there makes me feel like i’m fucking a man and not some little boy. Maybe i’m the only lady who feels this way?

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:37

#163

Kill_Hill (Brendan) wrote:

I’v got hairy balls and i’m free this afternoon so if you want a pair of hairy ones resting on your chin then drop me a line. Not while the Utd-Gunners game is on though, any time after 2 suits me.

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:44

#164

Fungus Growth wrote:

You’re one of these people who screams “Mommy” when he cums aren’t you?

If you’re willing to send a Taxi to come and collect me, then i will think about it.

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:49

#165

Viirkokka wrote:

finally get a lady? Got one already. she likes my balls being shaved a little.

i dont shave the bit above my cock though i do thin the hair out.

I’d imagine lots of women feel like you do but there’s no harm having a shave.. it all grows back, after all.

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:51

#166

Fungus Growth wrote:

You hope!

I will buy you a merkin for Christmas, hows that?

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:55

#167

deadsetgav wrote:

It could be a logistical nightmare…

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:56

#168

Viirkokka wrote:

That’d be excellent, can it be a coloured one with a gemil on?

either that or “place forhead here”

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 09:59

#169

fatboy wrote:

Metrosexuality does not exist. Its just a word created by some gay hack in London looking for credibility. There are gays and there are lesbians and bisexuals but no such thing as metrosexuality.

Repeat after me - There is no such thing as metrosexuality
(Repeat till you get the message)

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 10:59

#170

Viirkokka wrote:

but now what will we call male grooming?

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 11:14

#171

deadsetgav wrote:

fatboy wrote:

Repeat after me - There is no such thing as metrosexuality
(Repeat till you get the message)

Thats bullshit - you could shoot your spaff over the free transport newspamphlet available at all good railstations to rightfully claim your title

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 12:16 in reply to an earlier post

#172

mr self destruct wrote:

It’s the way I tell ‘em!

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 12:51

#173

mrs h wrote:

fatboy wrote:

Metrosexuality does not exist. Its just a word created by some gay hack in London looking for credibility.

Why on earth would a gay guy gain any credibility by labelling a large (and happily growing) number of heterosexual men??

And what’s wrong with men wanting to look good? Anything that gets men doing stuff for the visual pleasure of women is fine by me!! :D

*gazes out of the window and wonders why there is never a gorgeous semi-naked bloke having a can of coke outside :( *

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 13:11 in reply to an earlier post

#174

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

He’s probably put off by the huge pile of horseshit.

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 13:23

#175

deadsetgav wrote:

mr self destruct wrote:

It’s the way I tell ‘em!

Its a cracker!

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 13:29 in reply to an earlier post

#176

mrs h wrote:

Misanthropologist wrote:

He’s probably put off by the huge pile of horseshit.

And the riot squad. And the sleeping drunks…

:(

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 13:34 in reply to an earlier post

#177

Kill_Hill (Brendan) wrote:

Fungus Growth wrote:

If you’re willing to send a Taxi to come and collect me, then i will think about it.

Sorry, have changed my mind. My balls could be more than hairy after a visit from someone called Fungus Growth

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 14:00 in reply to an earlier post

Last edited by Teethgrinder on Mon, 5 November 2007 at 11:13 (Corrected use of quotes)

#178

mr self destruct wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:

Its a cracker!

http://www.comedynightout.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/Frank~Carson.jpg

Posted on Sat, 3 November 2007 at 22:27 in reply to an earlier post

#179

deadsetgav wrote:

did you get that off my Facebook profile?

Posted on Sun, 4 November 2007 at 09:24

#180

mr self destruct wrote:

Yeah - how you doing for Panto work this Christmas?

Posted on Sun, 4 November 2007 at 17:53

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