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Taunty Dan wrote:
it puts hair in between your fingers and toes. :(
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 11:45
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mrs h wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
I’m sure I’d give it a try! Maybe it puts hairs on your chest…
You’re at mine tonight, aren’t you? I’ll see what I can do!! :p
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 11:47 in reply to an earlier post
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Igor Belanov wrote:
Which one of the delightful recipes though? They’re probably best warmed up for the 200th time 6 weeks after being cooked.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:04
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Taunty Dan wrote:
So…Igors residence will be empty this evening? Hmmm… *plans burglary from afar*
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:06
#38,735
mrs h wrote:
I was going to try and find the book so I could get the recipe for ‘stuffed pig’s ear’. That’s the amazing thing about the black country, the people make a pig’s ear of everything! :D
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:06
#38,736
Taunty Dan wrote:
hmmm…”amazing thing” and “black country”…how novel.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:10
#38,737
mrs h wrote:
Sorry, I meant ‘amusing’ …
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:31
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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
So are we all agreed then? The Black Country is a bad thing and the People’s Republic of West Yorkshire is a good thing. Yes? Good - now I need an East Midlander to make me some toast.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:34
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Igor Belanov wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
So…Igors residence will be empty this evening? Hmmm… *plans burglary from afar*
Sorry Dan, but there’s still the butler, kitchen staff, gamekeeper, domestic servants and estate workers in. You don’t think I give them any time off, do you?
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:35 in reply to an earlier post
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mrs h wrote:
*salutes and plays the People’s Republic of West Yorkshire anthem on a bugle*
Where are the East Midlands? I’m not much cop at geography - is that coventry and leicester and places like that?
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:36
#38,741
Igor Belanov wrote:
Yes, and Derby and Nottingham as well.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:38
#38,742
deadsetgav wrote:
They have their own airport cunningly named ‘east midlands airport’
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:41
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mrs h wrote:
Hmmm… Well I don’t want anyone treating Hannah or Unrequited badly, but apart from that I think we should storm in and flatten the f**kers. we could use that land to provide quality housing for Yorkshire folk.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:42
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Taunty Dan wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
Sorry Dan, but there’s still the butler, kitchen staff, gamekeeper, domestic servants and estate workers in. You don’t think I give them any time off, do you?
Not since the infamous burglary attempt of 196 i suppose not. I were only a wee lad then, i’ve learnt skills since! Your staff won’t know whats hit them! *goes to prepare something to hit the staff with*
@Mrs h: Yes, leicester and nottingham ish. :)
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:42 in reply to an earlier post
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mrs h wrote:
And Lancashire folk I suppose if you’re up for it Gav? Pool our resources and take over as far as bristol and kent, then drive the southerners straight into the sea …
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:43
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Igor Belanov wrote:
Allying with Lancashire? God, that’s like the Nazi-Soviet Pact! I think Mrs H fits Stalin best out of the two. Gav can be Von Ribbentrop.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:53
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mrs h wrote:
For clarification, when I say “drive the southerners into the sea” I mean force them on foot, not give them a lift. Although any young lancastrians wanting to volunteer to drive elderly and disabled southerners into the sea will not be refused :)
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 12:58
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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
…provided that they follow them in once Britain is reclaimed for Yorkshire.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 14:06
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Cuchulain wrote:
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 14:07
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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Yes you’re right. Little buggers will float. We need to ensure that all southern children are punctured before being driven into the sea.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 14:11
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Taunty Dan wrote:
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 14:30
#38,752
mrs h wrote:
I just tried to find the bit where we invaded Wales to see if I could get some tips, but i couldn’t find it. I found this though …
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 14:30
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Taunty Dan wrote:
:D *laughs til he dies*
Shoudn’t we be having another Gracious Me party type thing soon? i still have the corduroy jump suits i made us all for the millenium party. :)
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 14:42
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mrs h wrote:
We could form a girl band! :D
Dan, you start writing our first hit single and I’ll start on the choreography…
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 14:50
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Taunty Dan wrote:
YES!! :) Can i be the faux posh sultry one with the legs?? can i, can i?? *practices pout in mirror*
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:00
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mrs h wrote:
Well Igor has longer legs and Divers’ are more shapely, but I guess so :) You’ll have to jazz up those costumes a bit though. And put a few extra panels in mine …
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:06
#38,757
Taunty Dan wrote:
Solar panels ok? i seem to have an abundance… *suddenly realises why the neighbors have no power and d hasn’t stopped laughing all week*
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:21
#38,758
Dennis wrote:
I have a solar panel. They spend all day making up one-liners and answering questions about the sun. This is what happens when you launch a BBC Radio comedy-quiz show called, “That Sun Thing, What A Laugh It Is, Eh?”, I guess…
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:23
#38,759
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad: shut up and wear this. *hands Den the wooden outfit with the grassy sleeves*
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:25
#38,760
mrs h wrote:
How is he going to dance in that? And what about d’s hayfever? Although with a few sequins it would actually look really good …
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 15:29
