#511
Viirkokka wrote:
Posted on Tue, 6 November 2007 at 09:14
#512
Dennis wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7081038.stm
Scroll down to the bottom to see a list of the strangest laws in existence around the world.
Most worrying is the Indonesian one that states the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
I mean, it may worry some of you out there, not me personally, you understand.
Posted on Tue, 6 November 2007 at 14:47
#513
deadsetgav wrote:
5. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama
I think that is a pretty good law. If it was legal, I’d be worried
(actually I wouldn’t actually give a fuck - have never been to Alabama and dont plan to either)
Posted on Tue, 6 November 2007 at 15:19
#514
Dennis wrote:
“Sweet Home Alabama, where the skies are so blue…actually…um, that ain’t the sky, some twat has put a blue scarf around my eyes…Anyhow, anyone know how to fly this thing with no fuel left in it…?!”
Posted on Tue, 6 November 2007 at 15:25
#515
Cuchulain wrote:
Just read a funny thing in the Dutch news section.
On one of these TV programmes where people try to locate long lost relatives , a man tried to find his father who left his mum before he was born and all they had was his name and some scarce info about him being a Norwegian sailor ( ow the romance )
After intensive investigations from the programme makers and a long journey around several places and organisations they were finally able to find the father in Norway and reunite the pair.
Appears that a Google search on his name would have given his full address , pics and other details right away and that he lives 5 minutes from Oslo airport :)
Posted on Tue, 6 November 2007 at 16:21
#516
mr self destruct wrote:
Anyone see Sarkozy kissing the US’s arse (or should I say ass) today? Made me feel a bit nauseous…what a creep. Yes Nick, I’m really sure every time an American soldier dies you feel like you’ve lost a family member :rolleyes:
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 17:23
#517
kossu (Petri Koskiniemi) wrote:
One fuckin madman shot eight people dead in a school in Jokela this aftenoon here in Finland, thank god my daughters Heta and Henriikka are safe and alive. They happen to go to that same school on eight and ninth class. It has NEVER happened this kinda thing in this safe little country and I HOPE it never will again. I´m still kinda shocked at the moment…
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 18:02
#518
mr self destruct wrote:
Jesus, that’s a bit close for comfort…glad to hear your daughters are OK.
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 18:07
#519
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 7 November 2007 at 18:55
#520
Viirkokka wrote:
What a nutjob.
“death and killing is not a tragedy… Not all human lives are important or worth saving.”
It’s so ridiculous.. obviously his life wasn’t good enough to save since he killed himself, so how could he have been good enough to hand out such a judgment on others?
Glad your kids are OK kossu.
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 09:49
#521
mr self destruct wrote:
A fucked-up loser indeed…
I was surprised to hear that Finland has the third highest gun ownership in the world (after the US and Yemen).
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 11:44
#522
kossu (Petri Koskiniemi) wrote:
Been phoning with both of my daughters several times and they are really shocked and still frightened. But I know they will survive through this as they have got my blood in their veins. End of the “childhood” in a horrible way for many of the yougsters there in that little Jokela village:( This was really a shock in our safe little European home.
Thanxx Sam, Jordan and Pauli for the nice and warm words! Wish that yesterday never would have happened like it did in Jokela…
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 12:28
#523
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 13:14
#524
mrs h wrote:
:eek:
I’m glad they are ok, and I hope they get all the counselling and support they need. They must have been terrified :( *hugs*
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 13:16
#525
an-ssi wrote:
Hirveetä kuulla, että yksi kusipää typerine oikkuineen iskee noin lähelle.. Onneksi tyttösi ovat kunnossa, jaksamista teille!
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 13:29 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Tue, 20 November 2007 at 14:20 (Corrected use of quotes)
#526
Viirkokka wrote:
Hah gav that’s priceless. I wish my parents would arrange a suprise like that for my birthday!
I think if I received a “Gorrilagram” I’d be embaressed but a stripper wanting me to rub cream into her bumbum.. we’ll that’s just gravy!
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 15:11
#527
Viirkokka wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7084003.stm
He told the jury: “I admit it was unprofessional, stupid, and I regret doing it.
“I just thought maybe I would play a practical joke, but obviously it was stupid.”
What kinda practical joke was that? haha!!!
I wonder if the naked photos in the dashboard were of him and when his pupils did well in a lesson, they had a treat to take home.
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 15:14
#528
deadsetgav wrote:
Viirkokka wrote:
I think if I received a “Gorrilagram” I’d be embaressed but a stripper wanting me to rub cream into her bumbum.. we’ll that’s just gravy!
I think that it is funny that this is the point the teacher decided to intervine… like… she had already stripped by this point!
Must have been male :)
Priceless? nah - probably wouldn’t have much change from £100 though! :D
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 16:11 in reply to an earlier post
#529
mrs h wrote:
And he was probably still videoing the bloody thing!!
I can’t believe anyone over the age of 3 says “bumbum”. That’s made me feel a bit ill …
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 16:13
#530
Viirkokka wrote:
Heh nothing wrong with saying bumbum!
“a stripper wanting me to rub cream into her lovely, rounded, sextacular arse.. we’ll that’s just gravy!”
I hope this is more to the pleasure of your eyes.
Posted on Thu, 8 November 2007 at 18:05
#531
Finnish_Fiend (Claus Rosqvist) wrote:
Hi Kossu
I’m glad that your daughters are OK, even if they are shocked. This whole happening has been such a big tragedy… Best wishes for both of your daughters.
Posted on Fri, 9 November 2007 at 06:44
#532
kossu (Petri Koskiniemi) wrote:
Thanks Claus! The damn fright will stay in their minds for a long time. Cannot imagine how those people feel who lost their kids and relatives. My kids were lucky being in another place in the school that day and not meeting the lunatic face to face. Thank god they didn´t even see any shot bodies. This sick bastard had shot over 20 shots per his victim and he had over 300 shots in his pockets when the cops found him almost dead in one of the toilets.
Posted on Fri, 9 November 2007 at 11:41
#533
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 08:28
#534
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 08:35
#535
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 12:24
#536
Dennis wrote:
“Welcome to Day 1 of our ‘How To Get In A Judge’s Good Books So That Your Parole Is Not Revoked’ course. Today we will be working on Unit 1 of ‘Picking A Deserving Cause That Makes It Look Like You Have Turned Over A New Leaf But That Requires The Absolute Minimum Of Actual Effort’…”
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 12:32
#537
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
“I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I’m not having it.” :D
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 12:40 in reply to an earlier post
#538
mrs h wrote:
Lol - well we all know mancs are thick. Except Gav and Heysatan, obviously ;)
What I don’t get is how did the elephants get electrocuted?
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 12:44
#539
Dennis wrote:
urinating on underground train lines on the way home
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 12:48
#540
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 14:05
