#31
deadsetgav wrote:
As I started the good ole’ republic - I demand you build me a statue to honour me.
And make it good!
Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 12:32
#32
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 13:48
#33
deadsetgav wrote:
I see you have sacraficed flattery in favour of accuracy…
Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 14:34
#34
mrs h wrote:
Is that a bad thing? I thought you would prefer the ‘warts and all’ style of representation. Literally.
:p
Shall I start again? :(
Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 14:37
#35
CS (Colin S) wrote:
I wanna be part of the UR of W!
Posted on Mon, 12 November 2007 at 21:22
#36
Igor Belanov wrote:
After five years back-breaking labour in the salt mines of the Dennisshire region you can apply to become a citizen.
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 08:14
#37
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: DENNISSHIRE??? Oh you bastards… :mad:
*puts down shovel, wipes sweat from brow, re-emerges from the mines of Derbyshire after 4yrs 11months and 29days*
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 09:17
#38
Dennis wrote:
I wondered why the local chip shop charged an extra £3 if you asked for salt and vinegar. I KNEW there must be a reason why it was in such short supply…
See you in 5 years, Salt boy.
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 09:35
#39
deadsetgav wrote:
If you stop - we add another 5 years.
Back to work!
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 09:36
#40
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
I’ve just seen someone wearing “I support the Peoples Front of WoMbolen”, on the back it said “Down with High Priest Gav - He’s just a big jessie!!!”
So I reported them to the GSSP - Gav’s Secret Spandex Police. Should have sorted them out in a couple of hours - they’ll never be able to wear baggy trousers again!
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 22:17
#41
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
It’s the WoMbolen People’s Front :rolleyes:
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 23:54
#42
deadsetgav wrote:
I love the fact that I have my own secret spandex police - I hardly leave the house these days :)
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 07:51
#43
Igor Belanov wrote:
They’re obviously not being secret enough though.
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 08:12
#44
Taunty Dan wrote:
are they police who are looking to stop spandex related crime or are they spandex wearing police? I think we need to be clear on this…
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 10:00
#45
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 10:04
#46
Taunty Dan wrote:
yeah, its not the greatest idea for a police team is it? i’m thinking they’re the coppers that weren’t good enough for the high spec cases and were frankly an embarrassment to their force, so they’ve “put them out to pasture”, so to speak.
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 10:12
#47
deadsetgav wrote:
They are elite crimefighters… tsk!
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 10:56
#48
Taunty Dan wrote:
they’re camp is what they are.
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:03
#49
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
And they’ve got you worried.
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:08
#50
Taunty Dan wrote:
damn straight they have, you’ve seen my wardrobe. :( Damn it, you BOUGHT my wardrobe!! The receipts will all be in your name sweetheart…
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:29
#51
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Not when I use your credit card, they won’t. And, Darlin’, I always use your credit card.
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:31
#52
mrs h wrote:
@ Gav - I still haven’t heard back from my application to join the lycra specials. Did I make the shortlist? :|
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:36
#53
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
The shortlist for the lycra specials was already full, but I’m sure they can still squeeze you in.
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:37
#54
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Not when I use your credit card, they won’t. And, Darlin’, I always use your credit card.
:eek: so the bill for those…”special items” you bought the other week will be in my name????
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:42 in reply to an earlier post
#55
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Yep. :) And, should anyone check, you paid for your own shepherdagram. :)
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:45
#56
mrs h wrote:
*ahem* As Mr Bomb’s line manager I can assure you that nobody has coughed up for that sheperdagram. And also neither of you have paid for the collection of ceramic thimbles, the Barbara Woodhouse DVD box set or the set of matching drain brushes :mad:
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:48
#57
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*glares at Dan* YOU haven’t been keeping up on your repayments! YOu always squander what little money we have. I’m astonished and disappointed in you. Buy me something to cheer me up.
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:51
#58
mrs h wrote:
*puts on cheesy grin and plays horrible jingle*
What every d really wants this Christmas! A beautiful chinese robe with golden lettering that forms a special proverb just for you :)
And only £49.99*
*per month for 60 months
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:55
#59
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*claps hands*
Woo! Buy it fo rme, Danny baby, buy it for me! Its just what I’ve always wanted!
And it’s only £49.99*!
*per month for 60 months
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:56
#60
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad: i refuse to pay for that shepherdagram, it looked nothing LIKE cybill shepherd. And as for the ceramic thimbles, well, how useless were they?? it was like an extremely expensive version of fingerbobs, and i’ve lost 3 of them in…well, y’know, I’m not the one limping am i? *points discreetly with the use of 12ft neon signs to daryl*
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 11:57
