#31
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:10 in reply to an earlier post
#32
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:18
#33
Macker wrote:
What do u do with your mates at the weekend so? Pub?
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:33
#34
Dennis wrote:
“Really, why bother? Why not just stay at home punching yourself in the face?”
Oh my word, what a fantastic line!
Well said that miserable sod (which is a compliment, I may add.)
Mind, who manages a whole 64 pelvic thrusts during love making?! What is that exactly, a Sting-style tantric sexathon?
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:37
#35
Macker wrote:
A take that-style tantric sexathon?
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:41
#36
mrs h wrote:
No, we hate pubs too. We gather together en masse at someones house, sit on comfy sofas, eat nice food, drink and smoke without having to go outside and listen to good music. GOOD music :)
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:42
#37
Macker wrote:
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:45
#38
mrs h wrote:
You’ll get there eventually. Pubs are shit and clubs are shit, and if you’ve got a great set of mates then why would you want to spend a weeks wage on taxis and beer when it’s so much nicer just to chill out together …
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:49
#39
Cuchulain wrote:
Just to draw you a picture , Macker , I rather cut of my genitals with a blunt and rusty razor and eat them than listen to Take That.
Does that answer your question ?
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:53
#40
Dennis wrote:
I find getting shitfaced in a big tent full of bikers and maybe a crafty toke on a menthol roll-up with loud music, close friends and an ever decreasing grip on basics such as how to stand up, what my own name is and so on and so forth is quite enjoyable.
On the other hand I’d much rather stay at home with a cup of tea and the latest copy of Classic Rock magazine, and maybe push the boat out and have a nice long bath. Not literally pushing the boat out, when I say a long bath I mean a regular sized bath but sitting in it for a long time, not that it is long enough to push boats out in.
(The above demonstrates why my friends like me more when I am too monged to talk)
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:53
#41
Taunty Dan wrote:
Match of the day, 4 cans of pint size carling, 10 marlboro lights, and something sandwich like. THATS a saturday night.
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:54
#42
Dennis wrote:
FOUR PINTS?! Bloody hell, steady on George Best there! That’s not a Saturday night, that’s a bank holiday weekend. And even then that’s starting early on the Friday. Four pints in one night! As if!
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:56
#43
Taunty Dan wrote:
well i’m a little more hardcore than you Den. Incidentally friday night is the same minus MoTD plus Wossy. And i’m even considering having a drink on Thursday this week. Crazy times.
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:58
#44
Dennis wrote:
mate, if that’s how you want to throw your life away at such a young age, live fast, die young leave behind a beau..hold on…something wrong here…You do know the beautiful corpse you leave behind is supposed to be your own, don’t you…?
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 17:00
#45
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: but…but…whats the sentence for murder these days?
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 17:01
#46
Dennis wrote:
I believe the sentence you really want is “It wasn’t me Gov, it was Divers wot done it”
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 17:02
#47
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
I find getting shitfaced in a big tent full of bikers and maybe a crafty toke on a menthol roll-up with loud music, close friends and an ever decreasing grip on basics such as how to stand up, what my own name is and so on and so forth is quite enjoyable.
That’s much the same as what we do, except in a nice house or a garden with a bonfire, and instead of greasy bikers we just have the best funniest sweetest mates in the world.
I hadn’t really thought about it before, but it’s true. Bless them all :)
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 17:03 in reply to an earlier post
#48
Dennis wrote:
We would do the same as you, but seeing as some of the group, naming no names, still live with their parents, I don’t think it’d be allowed!
God, listen to me! “Sorry, can’t come out and get drunk and stoned cos me mom’s in the other room and she wants to watch Holby City in peace”
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 17:06
#49
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 17:07
#50
opal_mantra (Holly) wrote:
had to smile at this..
we used to have 3 or 4 day parties at my best mates house.. his mam would be in the living room while 15 or so alcohol fuelled passive smoking bong monkeys were shouting and carrying on..
and her only complaint was that no-one could hold their drink as well as she could..
lol
then she’d proceed to show us all up by necking a bottle of brown in one go..
oh i wish all parents were like that!!
Posted on Sat, 17 November 2007 at 13:19 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Tue, 20 November 2007 at 12:02 (Corrected use of quotes)
#51
Dennis wrote:
Mrs Dennis saw The That at the NEC on Friday. Apparently they were fantastic, though quite how they managed that I really have no idea at all.
She even got to touch Jason Orange and I think that other burk, wossname with the dreadlocks, bad chest…Howard?
She has washed her hand since then, though, so everything’s cool.
Posted on Tue, 20 November 2007 at 15:50
#52
mrs h wrote:
So you’re sure she actually used her hand, then? ;)
Posted on Tue, 20 November 2007 at 19:51
#53
Dennis wrote:
eeeew!
Listen you, we have standards round these parts, we even cover up the legs on our piano!
*looks around and realises that he is not in Victorian England after all*
Wow, that was a seriously long coma :(
Posted on Tue, 20 November 2007 at 19:56
#54
mrs h wrote:
Not as long as your fingernails. Or your beard. :S
Posted on Tue, 20 November 2007 at 20:05
#55
Dennis wrote:
Or my “to do” list at work
Posted on Tue, 20 November 2007 at 22:00
#56
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’ve seen that list, its not exactly difficult is it Den?
1. Have a sandwich.
2. Rate sandwich in my “great sandwich guide by D Ennis 2007”
3. Switch computer on.
4. Text wife.
5. Have another sandwich.
6. See 2.
7. Do a wee.
and so forth.
Posted on Tue, 20 November 2007 at 22:32
#57
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Wed, 21 November 2007 at 09:30
#58
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Yeah, no way is it that simple.
3a Switch computer on.
3b Phone IT for support.
3c Listen to advice
3d Following advice, press ‘on’ button.
3e Thank IT department.
4 Text wife
4b read manual that came with phone
4c send text to wife
5 Have sandwich
etc
Posted on Wed, 21 November 2007 at 10:00
#59
Dennis wrote:
1. google latest favourite band
2. find out discography off Wikipedia
3. look up the albums that look interesting on Amazon and read reviews
4. get exasperated at the never-ending stream of five-star-awarding sychophants (e.g. This Is My Truth the best manics album…are you taking the PISS or what?!)
5. Listen to clips of songs on Amazon
6. Die waiting for the first song to load.
7. hear phone ring
8. Suddenly find self jolted back to the reality of being at work
9. Desperately look for yesterday’s still-to-do “to do” list
10. drift off into thinking about bands again before finding said piece of paper
Anyway, now mrs dennis is peed off cos her mates went to see Take That and one of them TOUCHED MARK OWEN! Yes, THE GOOD ONE!! THAT THE GIRLS ACTUALLY LIKE!! INSTEAD OF HIM JUST MAKING UP THE NUMBERS OR BEING THE INCONVENIENTLY TALENTED SONGWRITER WHO IS JUST A TOUCH TOO GORMLESS AND CHUNKY*!
(*and I swear he is boss eyed)
Posted on Wed, 21 November 2007 at 11:49
#60
Taunty Dan wrote:
*realises the first few items on Dens list are pretty identical to my own*
:eek:
Posted on Wed, 21 November 2007 at 12:40
