#541
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1292612,00.html?f=rss
you couldn’t make this shit up
I like the picture.
“Hilton spoke out after hearing about the deaths, urging elephant-owners in India to keep their animals locked up and out of harm’s way.”
and taking away their car keys after they’ve had a few.
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 14:38 in reply to an earlier post
#542
mrs h wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
yeah, right! Which side of the pennines are you from then? :p
Posted on Tue, 13 November 2007 at 19:33 in reply to an earlier post
#543
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 14:08
#544
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 14:12
#545
Taunty Dan wrote:
twat. the gun fella, not Den.
Mind you…
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 14:13
#546
Viirkokka wrote:
I wonder what his wife thinks of him doing that!
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:54
#547
Dennis wrote:
^put it this way, I don’t think his next serious injury will be self-inflicted…
Posted on Wed, 14 November 2007 at 16:57
#548
LunacyBooth wrote:
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 10:32
#549
Dennis wrote:
Very weird, no question about that, but seeing as he was in a locked room at the time, it’s a bit harsh to prosecute him for breach of the peace.
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 10:38
#550
deadsetgav wrote:
The guy sounds like a bit of a cyclepath…
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 10:46
#551
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 10:48
#552
Cuchulain wrote:
Reminds of that episode of the Simpsons…
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 10:52
#553
mr self destruct wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Very weird, no question about that, but seeing as he was in a locked room at the time, it’s a bit harsh to prosecute him for breach of the peace.
Quite - I wonder what law he was supposed to have broken…
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 11:16 in reply to an earlier post
#554
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
The guy sounds like a bit of a cyclepath…
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 11:21 in reply to an earlier post
#555
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 12:30
#556
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 12:44
#557
Dennis wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Quite - I wonder what law he was supposed to have broken…
Failure To Answer A Door When You’re Not Expecting Visitors (Section 3:a of the Well We Have To Get The Little Perverts For SOMETHING Don’t We? Act 2007. November 14th 2007, to be precise.)
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 13:21 in reply to an earlier post
#558
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Who’s this cheeky chap look like?
Heh heh- I’ve only got a couple of ‘antique’ ones, but I have my eye on one of those new models…creepy as fuck!
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 14:51 in reply to an earlier post
#559
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Very weird, no question about that, but seeing as he was in a locked room at the time, it’s a bit harsh to prosecute him for breach of the peace.
I’m absolutely appalled!! Yes, his behaviour was odd, to say the very least, but wtf?!! The cleaners unlocked his bedroom door and walked in, and he gets put on the sex offenders register?????? The world has gone mad.
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 15:36 in reply to an earlier post
#560
Dennis wrote:
Yes but of course the terrible trauma those poor cleaners suffered, can you imagine?
I mean, only a cynic would suggest they used it as an excuse to make a bit of compensation, get a few days off work on the box and get a few laughs when they tell their friends the anecdote.
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 15:42
#561
mrs h wrote:
Well I’m going to start up a new career as a constantly traumatised Peeping Tom. I will have to kick down people’s doors as I won’t have any keys, but I suppose if I injure myself I will get compensation for that too :)
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 15:47
#562
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 17:56
#563
mrs h wrote:
*blushes*
I just couldn’t help myself …
Posted on Thu, 15 November 2007 at 18:56
#564
Dennis wrote:
“I thought, I’ve been mugged. How wonderful.”
?!
One day Jimmy Saville will return to his home planet and tell them of the many wonders of this Earth World.
I knew he wasn’t from this planet, you know. NO-one has an armchair with that many secret compartments, do they? And yeah right “I just have this badge for you right here”, my arse, did you SEE how he made them appear out of nothing? An anti-matter/matter converter laser gun he has, you know. I swear.
Either that or he’s just a senile old c*nt, not sure.
Posted on Fri, 16 November 2007 at 11:18
#565
deadsetgav wrote:
I heard if you lick Jimmy Saville you can get high.
Posted on Fri, 16 November 2007 at 13:52
#566
Taunty Dan wrote:
i think you mean “arrested”.
Posted on Fri, 16 November 2007 at 13:55
#567
deadsetgav wrote:
he’d bloody love it though the silly old twat… if theiving his specs floats his boat - getting licked is gonna be like taking five viagra at once…
Posted on Fri, 16 November 2007 at 13:56
#568
Dennis wrote:
I took five viagra in one go once. All the fingers on my right hand went stiff…
Posted on Fri, 16 November 2007 at 15:24
#569
Taunty Dan wrote:
…
*watches tumbleweed blow across the wastelands*
Posted on Fri, 16 November 2007 at 15:31
#570
Dennis wrote:
*flustered*
*replaces mic back onto mic stand and begins edging back towards the curtain*
So, anyways, you’ve been a lovely audience, good, erm, thanks, g’night, good, erm,…Bye.
*waves limply*
*goes back to being a washing machine repair man*
Posted on Fri, 16 November 2007 at 15:45
