#39,001
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
It costs that much just to get into the place!!
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 11:06
#39,002
Dennis wrote:
If you misread the sign that says “If you are taller than this line you can NOT go on this ride”, that’s your fault.
Admittedly the fact that the sign wasn’t put up there until after your (alledged) accident is another matter, but…um..PROVE IT.
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 11:08
#39,003
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
I think your sign has fallen don Dennis. It’s lying on the floor.
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 11:13
#39,004
Dennis wrote:
It isn’t “lying on the floor” quite so much as it is drying, from where I just painted the words on it…
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 11:16
#39,005
Dennis wrote:
ANYWAY, it is Marja’s fault - the donkeys bolted cos they got over excited by the smell of lemon sugar she gives off
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 11:17
#39,006
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
What do you give the donkeys for their lunch? I’ve heard that the ones that work on Blackpool Beach get half an hour. :p
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 11:19
#39,007
mrs h wrote:
Morning folks :)
I just got back from Tauntyland - it was bloody awful. You get in and you are in this big mirrored shrine thing with pictures of Dan and d and humphrey Bogart all over the place, and the rest of it is just a huge maze that gets you to the exit. Eventually. If you can afford to get past the toll booths.
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:18
#39,008
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Glad to see someone re-emerging from Tauntyland. I just hung around outside. Saw loads of people going in, but no-one coming out… And as for the screams…
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:24
#39,009
Dennis wrote:
Pictures of Dan, mrs h?! Oh… I thought it was Tad Doyle.
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:24
#39,010
marja (sinner) wrote:
mrs H don’t go in dennisworld!!! they have deathrides there and they don’t even warn you about it.
where’s my £1000000 dennis???? You can always pay me in chocolate…
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:30
#39,011
mrs h wrote:
The screams were d and Dan trying to get through the first toll booth. It’s a fiver a time and I think they are getting horribly dehydrated. Hoist by their own petard (sp?), so to speak …
The pictures were Dan and d’s wedding photos. As grisly and depressing site as I have ever seen. I mean - that dress … :rolleyes:
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:31
#39,012
mrs h wrote:
I wasn’t going to go to Dennisworld Marja, I had heard that he bought his planning permission of ebay, and employed a team of primary school pupils to build the rides for a DT project …
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:33
#39,013
marja (sinner) wrote:
I just noticed we past the 39000 mark and that without a speech. it was you chr1s, so the floor is yours*
*make sure there’s champagne or tequelli, if not, we will skin you alive :-)
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:36
#39,014
marja (sinner) wrote:
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:37
#39,015
mrs h wrote:
Aye! crack on, Chris :)
*pulls up a comfy chair*
*passes Marja and Dennis some popcorn*
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:38
#39,016
Igor Belanov wrote:
So what number post was Lincoln commemorating when he made the Gettysburg Address?
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:41
#39,017
marja (sinner) wrote:
*sharpens filet knife*
come on chr1s, we’re waiting. I’m sure you have something lovely prepared
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:42
#39,018
mrs h wrote:
I have to nip out - I have just remembered 750,000 things I have to do. I’ll read the speech as soon as I get back, and then have it carved into a big plaque :) Just to take the pressure off whoever has to do the 40,000 one :)
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 12:46
#39,019
Dennis wrote:
750, 000 things?
(I bet it is 10 things and 749990 fags…)
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 13:23
#39,020
mrs h wrote:
:(
Nearly.
Where is this damned speech, anyway?
If he’s buggered off then you will have to do it Dennis, we can’t not have a speech and I can’t see the screen properly because of all the fag smoke …
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 13:40
#39,021
Dennis wrote:
Friends, WoMbles and countrymen,could I borrow your ears please?
*clears throat* ahem
The good ship GM has was launched way back in the stormy seas of 2005, when…
*notices entire crowd snoring*
*skips a few volumes of his speech book*
..and so , here’s to many many more years of…whatever you’d call it that it does…
Erm
hoorah!
*cheers alone*
Hip.
Hip..
Hooray…?
*looks at blank audience, gathers up papers and shuffles off the stage in silence but for the faint hum of feedback from the microphone*
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 13:52
#39,022
Taunty Dan wrote:
it saddens me to have to tell you i’ve had to sell the tauntyland ranch. :( evidence of me sleeping with little bhoys (i was floating in the ocean after having fallen of HMS Gracious Me and clung to several of them for dear life, apparently THIS is public indecency :rolleyes:) So the proceeds of the sale will go towards my impending court case. So, where will the bidding start? come on, don’t be shy, who’ll start me at thrupence and a bag of sherbert?
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 13:53
#39,023
Dennis wrote:
*Throws a thrupence, handily gaffer-taped to a housebrick to aid flight. At Dan’s head - thoughtfully so he doesn’t fail to notice its arrival*
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 13:55
#39,024
Taunty Dan wrote:
SOLD! to the man in the…camp scuba gear? *shrugs*
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 13:59
#39,025
mrs h wrote:
Well it wasn’t the [i[best[/i] speech I ever slept through, but it will do - thank you Dennis :)
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 14:01
#39,026
Dennis wrote:
WTF?! What is camp about electric pink and sequins?!
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 14:02
#39,027
Taunty Dan wrote:
nothing mate. Its the handbag and stilelletos that do it.
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 14:04
#39,028
Dennis wrote:
Mate this handbag is waterproof to 3000 ft!
(The stilletoes, though, are just my little treat to myself, I grant you.)
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 14:24
#39,029
Taunty Dan wrote:
it also has a capacity of 3000 ft, isn’t that the HM Gracious Me i see nestled in there next ot the purse and tampons?
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 14:29
#39,030
MonkFish (Ruth) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
or whether you were daring to suggect that Gracious Me might be … *ahem*… boring?
Actualy i was just bored at work, and not by HMS Gracious Me..but after reading the latest lot am now just plain scared…i think I will jump overboard and go for a nice swim..
*launches off the plank*
*hits dry land*
Ouch
(has this Ship actually left shore yet????
Posted on Fri, 23 November 2007 at 15:09 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Sun, 25 November 2007 at 19:44 (Corrected use of quotes)
