#39,061
mrs h wrote:
Surely it would be better to file your nicknames alphabetically? :p
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 11:54
#39,062
Dennis wrote:
I don’t have any nicknames, really. I just get “Dave” or “Dave” or in some circumstances, with close friends after a few beers “Dave”.
One japester even came up with this one, now this always makes me laugh:
“Dave”
I tend to just file them under “D”, to be honest.
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:19
#39,063
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
New name for you mate. I’ve added a Scottish twist…
Wait for it…
Here it comes…
Hello
DAVIE
Well, it’s different from dave innit?
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:26
#39,064
Dennis wrote:
Yes, but…that’s the problem, you see. It’s, well, different to what we are used to, you know…?
Us Black Country folk don’t take too kindly to change. We had a hell of a fuss with the local council when they wanted to dig the pavements up to put the cables in for whassname…not cable TV, not broadband…now, what was it they called it again…? It wasn’t anything to do with Channel 5, I know that, it was…
oh yeah, “electricity” or some such fancy ass southern shite.
Not for us ,all that jiggery pokery!
How am I supposed to operate this “electricity” at night when it is dark, anyway?!
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:35
#39,065
Igor Belanov wrote:
You’re dicing with death there, Chris. Dennis is about to fly into a rage and sharpen his machete. I doubt he’s ever been so insulted.
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:36
#39,066
mrs h wrote:
I don’t think any of those were quite what Dan had in mind, but as you are ignoring him I shall join your ranks :)
Although I will never ever call you Dave, Dennis - that’s just stupid. Dennis suits you. Just like ‘mrs h’ suits me :)
@ Chris - I’m sorry, I didn’t understand. Could you run it by me again but in an English accent? ;)
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:36
#39,067
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
English accent??
*shudders*
Here goes
DAVIE!!!
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:38
#39,068
Igor Belanov wrote:
It’s about time we had some form of queuing system for this thread. Or perhaps a timetable detailing the periods in which each person can comment. The least popular person can get the 3.30-4 am slot.
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:38
#39,069
Dennis wrote:
*sees his name on the timetable under “Dead Shift: 3.30-4am.”*
:(
See you all around some tim…well, never, in fact… Sleep well. You bastards.
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:40
#39,070
mrs h wrote:
You’re not very good at this are you? I think you meant to say Davy? Or perhaps Dgyui? In any case, I expect you are asking for a drink …
*hands Chr1s a 4 pack of White Lightning*
:p
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:40
#39,071
mrs h wrote:
Well at least on the dead shift you can wear your best frock, and you’ll have plenty of time to do your nails :)
And all you have to say is “Morning Gav :)”
:)
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:42
#39,072
Dennis wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I don’t think any of those were quite what Dan had in mind, but as you are ignoring him I shall join your ranks :)
Although I will never ever call you Dave, Dennis - that’s just stupid. Dennis suits you. Just like ‘mrs h’ suits me :)
When I met Dan, I kept going to say your real name, and then stopped mid-word everytime and just reverted to “mrs h”. It just doesn’t seem right that WoMbles have a real name!
Mind, Dan is a cheat. I thought about calling him “Taunty” but it sounded like a character out of an Enid Blyton adventure and I was too busy watching the band to be bothered with dashing off to see what hidden treasure that fucking scottish terrier dog had found in a cave by the beach…
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:43 in reply to an earlier post
#39,073
mrs h wrote:
Why were you talking about me? :mad:
*drums fingers and hopes Dennis says something lovely*
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:45
#39,074
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:46
#39,075
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:48
#39,076
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
*Takes white lightening*
Thanks mrs H. Now i can get my sink unblocked!!! :)
And did u mention drink???? I’ll have a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale and a large measure of Jack Daniels Single Barrell. Lovely stuff :D
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:50
#39,077
mrs h wrote:
I had 2 bottles of Newky Brown the other night, I’d forgotten how lovely it was! I stopped drinking it ages ago when I realised that it always sent my mate a bit psycho and I was worried there might be something horrid in it, but I’m alright now :)
At least I think I am …
*glares at everybody and wonders if they are all talking about me behind my back*
:mad:
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:54
#39,078
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
I stopped drinking it ages ago after I discovered it sent ME psycho!!! But i think that was cos i used to drink about 12-15 bottles at a time. I now drink more responsibly, but still love the old Newky Broon!!! :-)~
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 12:57
#39,079
mrs h wrote:
12 bottles?!! That would have killed me. I’d be off my head on 4 …
So if I turn up at your venue with a couple of bottles for you, it’s free entry and a backstage pass? That is what you were trying to say, isn’t it? :D
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 13:05
#39,080
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
You know me so well!!! Although, being backstage isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Apart from the free beer, Groupies, free drugs etc etc… :D
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 13:16
#39,081
mrs h wrote:
That’s ok, I’m happy with a large velour chair and a good view of the stage. And a crown :)
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 13:30
#39,082
Igor Belanov wrote:
So that’s why you hate the Cockpit. They don’t give you a crown.
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 13:33
#39,083
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Ah, well, theres your first problem. The thing about “backstage” is, well, you can’t actually see the stage from there. And a velour chair??? In the Barras? Not a chance. You can get an old orange plastic 1 and like it. I do have a spare Crown lying around somewhere tho. :D
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 13:35
#39,084
mrs h wrote:
I hate the Cockpit because it is a pit. And full of cocks.
ORANGE PLASTIC?????!!!!!!!!! What sort of hole do you work in?
Tell me more about this crown …
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 13:39
#39,085
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
I found the crown near the stage after a Maximo Park gig a few weeks ago. It’s gold in colour with loads of sparkling jewels all over it. It’s very nice. ;)
As for “What sort of hole do you work in?” Here is everything you need to know.
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 13:47
#39,086
mrs h wrote:
Jewels eh? :) Is it large? I am rather big-headed …
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 14:03
#39,087
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Better than that - It’s adjustable!!! One size fits all heads :D
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 14:06
#39,088
mrs h wrote:
Yay!!!! My .. erm .. I don’t know how to describe him. My daughter’s ex boyfriend who lived with us for 18 months and is like a son to me is studying in Glasgow, so I shall ask him to pick it up for me ;)
And then I shall be queen of WoM, and drink Newky Brown all day long :D
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 14:10
#39,089
Igor Belanov wrote:
Hmm, are the jewels somewhat plastic then…?
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 14:11
#39,090
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
*whispers*Yes, but don’t tell her majesty that…
Posted on Tue, 27 November 2007 at 14:13
