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mrs h wrote:
I wasn’t singing or dancing or muttering, it was a ritual. It is supposed to make everyone have a good Christmas and a very happy New Year. My chanting was supposed to conjure up the spirit of Aphrodite, but *looks at Chr1s peeking out from Dennis’s old coat* it’s obviously gone horribly wrong. Again :(
I’ll try it once more but without the backflip, and this time I’ll do it in B flat minor …
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 13:41
#39,302
Dennis wrote:
I wish people would wait until I am not wearing my old coat before they use it as a hide-out :mad:
And keep your hands to yourself, Chr1s, you dirty sod.
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 14:39
#39,303
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Yeah, you wish mate!!! :D
Didn’t realise it was you in here. I thought it was your pet aardvark!!
You smell funny today. What you wearing??
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 14:51
#39,304
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 14:56
#39,305
Dennis wrote:
Well I was planning on wearing MY OLD COAT :mad:
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 15:01
#39,306
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
LOL!!
Can you imagine the tv ad?
*Cheesy deep advert type voice* Aardvark. The new after shave for men. Splash it on and just watch as dozens of women fall at your feet. Now comes with free smelling salts to revive your favourite woman.
Aardvark.*
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 15:14 in reply to an earlier post
#39,307
Dennis wrote:
“Aadvark Aftershave…The fragrance for the man who…the man who…well, the man who can’t be arsed to browse any further through the alphabet, to be frank.”
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 15:17
#39,308
Igor Belanov wrote:
Yes, He obviously couldn’t wait to get far enough in the alphabet to spell ‘aardvark’ correctly…
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 15:28
#39,309
Dennis wrote:
I got as far as “c” though, cunt.
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 15:32
#39,310
Dennis wrote:
PS Rene/ Sarah/ Ivor - that was meant in jest, before I get banned for flaming.
;)
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 15:34
#39,311
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Mum moderates GM, hadn’t you noticed?!
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 15:45
#39,312
Dennis wrote:
I thought she was just a computer programme that randomly posted things? A bit like the Max Headroom of the WoM.
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 15:48
#39,313
Taunty Dan wrote:
…only wih a more angular head?
Posted on Tue, 18 December 2007 at 21:17
#39,314
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Mum moderates GM, hadn’t you noticed?!
She doesn’t seem very moderate.
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 01:06 in reply to an earlier post
#39,315
mrs h wrote:
:p
I am moderate! :mad: Or is it medicated? One of those anyway…
*grabs the dictionary*
Oh no, sorry - I’m monolithic :(
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:33
#39,316
mr self destruct wrote:
But certainly not monosyllabic ;)
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:36
#39,317
Dennis wrote:
Or monochrome, or is that just how the world was when you were young?
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:36
#39,318
mrs h wrote:
Thank you Sam. Polysyllabicity is my middle name! No, really .. :(
Dennis, I can’t remember. When I was little we just crawled out of lakes and slithered about on our little flipper leg things with our eyes shut.
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:42
#39,319
Dennis wrote:
Ah, so you DID grow up in the West Midlands, then…?
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:43
#39,320
mrs h wrote:
No, we were just taking the piss! :p
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:46
#39,321
Dennis wrote:
Out of West Midlanders? Are you sure you can tell the difference between them and actors from Battersea now then? :p
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:47
#39,322
mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Thank you Sam. Polysyllabicity is my middle name! No, really .. :(
Cool name, and you can shorten it to Poly…or Sylla.
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:48 in reply to an earlier post
#39,323
mrs h wrote:
I’m not sure at all! I reckon if it was a line up of west midlanders, professional actors pretending to be west midlanders and hairless gorilla’s with their mouths stuffed with wet cotton wool I would definitely have a problem picking out the genuine article :p
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:51
#39,324
mrs h wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Cool name, and you can shorten it to Poly…or Sylla.
You are in a very positive frame of mind, Sam - has something wonderful happened? :)
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:52 in reply to an earlier post
#39,325
Dennis wrote:
The look of resigned, restrained but utterly overwhelming desperation that cries out from their eyes despite their silent mouths should give it away.
That or the Wolverhampton Wanderers shirts.
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 11:52
#39,326
mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
You are in a very positive frame of mind, Sam - has something wonderful happened? :)
No…it’s just nearly the holidays :)
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:00 in reply to an earlier post
#39,327
Dennis wrote:
YAY! :) :) HOLIDAYS ARE COMING, HOLIDAYS ARE COMING, HOLIDAYS ARE COMING ALWAYS COCA-CO…erm…SUPERMARKET OWN-BRAND -TASTES-LIKE-CHICKEN COLA
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:02
#39,328
mrs h wrote:
Well I hope you both have lovely holidays. Having been on ‘holiday’ since April i don’t see it as a reason to get particularly giddy myself :(
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:09
#39,329
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:10
#39,330
mrs h wrote:
Don’t push it, mr - I monosyllable this thing remember! :p
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:12
