#39,331
mr self destruct wrote:
The only thing work is good for is so you can enjoy your holidays.
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:14
#39,332
mrs h wrote:
That and paying the mortgage…
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:16
#39,333
mr self destruct wrote:
See how you’ve cast a downer on the general festive good cheer? ;)
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:17
#39,334
mrs h wrote:
Sorry! :D
YAY!!! It’s Christmas!!! :D
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:20
#39,335
mr self destruct wrote:
Hurrah!
*knocks over the nativity display and kicks Santa in the balls*
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 12:22
#39,336
mrs h wrote:
Honestly Sammy, look what you’ve done! Now it looks like Jesus is the cow’s baby, and the 3 wise men are all looking up Mary’s skirt :mad:
And you should apologise to d. You’ve ruined his outfit. And his manhood.
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 13:46
#39,337
Taunty Dan wrote:
*rubs badly injured head* And his partner. :(
Posted on Wed, 19 December 2007 at 21:03
#39,338
deadsetgav wrote:
Fuckin hell - its all got very cheerfull in here - who’s been drinking the sherry I left for Santa?
Posted on Thu, 20 December 2007 at 08:09
#39,339
deadsetgav wrote:
…I only ask cause I spiked it with E - I wanna see that fat fuck dance like its 1989!
Posted on Thu, 20 December 2007 at 08:10
#39,340
Dennis wrote:
So, there’s me at the office do last night, listening with a fixed smile on my face as my wife mercilessly ripped the piss out of me to my boss, when I was most delighted to hear her say: “Oh has Dave told you all about our “wedding” in the summer, where HE was the bride and I was the groom? He’s not shown you the photos? Oh, I will email you them then.”
:eek: :( NONONONONONONONONO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(
Posted on Thu, 20 December 2007 at 13:37
#39,341
mrs h wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
…I only ask cause I spiked it with E - I wanna see that fat fuck dance like its 1989!
*hides sherry*
I hope you mean Santa! :mad:
Posted on Thu, 20 December 2007 at 13:55 in reply to an earlier post
#39,342
Taunty Dan wrote:
Dennis wrote:
where HE was the bride and I was the groom?
*fails to see the irony* what other way is there to get married? *goes to find d*
Posted on Thu, 20 December 2007 at 18:11 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Thu, 20 December 2007 at 18:59 (Corrected use of quotes)
#39,343
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Don’t look at me, I still don’t understand why we couldn’t both marry that goat.
Posted on Thu, 20 December 2007 at 19:23
#39,344
Taunty Dan wrote:
its called “love”, dear. :rolleyes: Thats why Falula and i are together.
Posted on Thu, 20 December 2007 at 21:44
#39,345
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You’re deluding yourself. She’s only after one thing: a green card.
Posted on Thu, 20 December 2007 at 22:47
#39,346
Taunty Dan wrote:
well at least she’s not after my tesco club card like you were. :mad: *winces at the loss of all those lost cut price groceries*
Posted on Fri, 21 December 2007 at 18:13
#39,347
mrs h wrote:
You mean you were lying about those air miles?!!!! You said if I let you of the rent you would get me a round the world ticket :mad:
Posted on Fri, 21 December 2007 at 18:16
#39,348
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Fri, 21 December 2007 at 18:17
#39,349
Taunty Dan wrote:
no, i said i’d get you an around the WARD ticket at leeds infirmary. The pensioners do so love a xmas visit. :)
Posted on Fri, 21 December 2007 at 18:45
#39,350
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
And if you wear that fetching red trouser suit, Smum, you’ll really make their Christmas. Though you might need to wear a fake beard. Yours is just a bit too wispy.
Posted on Fri, 21 December 2007 at 19:16
#39,351
mrs h wrote:
I’ll have you know this ‘trouser suit’ is my skin. That’s that last time I visit “d’s tanning palace” :mad:
Posted on Fri, 21 December 2007 at 20:13
#39,352
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
And the white fur is…? Wait, I don’t want to know.
Posted on Fri, 21 December 2007 at 23:54
#39,353
mrs h wrote:
Well you should want to. You should want to find out exactly what went wrong, too - because I am suing you for everything you’ve got! :mad:
Posted on Sat, 22 December 2007 at 21:11
#39,354
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 22 December 2007 at 21:27
#39,355
mrs h wrote:
Is that all you’ve got? Don’t you have some stocks and shares? *suspicious*
Posted on Sat, 22 December 2007 at 21:29
#39,356
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
:s I’ve got some socks and spares?…
Posted on Sat, 22 December 2007 at 21:34
#39,357
mrs h wrote:
So if I sue you I will end up with Dan and some of your socks?
Bugger.
Ok, well you’d better find a cure for trouser suit itis :mad:
Posted on Sat, 22 December 2007 at 21:36
#39,358
Taunty Dan wrote:
you’ll just end up with me i’m afraid my goat bride Falulah has eaten d’s socks. I mean sock.
Posted on Sun, 23 December 2007 at 13:25
#39,359
mrs h wrote:
hmm. Well ok, I will settle for you and your goat bride. But only because I have a really good curry recipe that I want to try out…
Posted on Sun, 23 December 2007 at 14:40
#39,360
Taunty Dan wrote:
oh how kind, we’d LOVE to come to dinner! :) *goes to pick outfit*
Posted on Sun, 23 December 2007 at 16:19
