#39,361
mrs h wrote:
Don’t bother dressing up …
*goes to polish meat hook*
Posted on Sun, 23 December 2007 at 18:26
#39,362
mrs h wrote:
*invites all GMers and WoMbles to curry night*
*wonders whether GMers and WoMbles are very likely to choose virtual curry on the WoM over Christmas with their loved ones*
:(
Posted on Sun, 23 December 2007 at 18:29
#39,363
deadsetgav wrote:
Well - I’m at work at 7:40 on Christmas eve! woohoo
(been here since 7:15!)
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 07:41
#39,364
Igor Belanov wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
no, i said i’d get you an around the WARD ticket at leeds infirmary. The pensioners do so love a xmas visit. :)
As long as she doesn’t come and visit the staff. We’ve got enough to put up with avoiding Jimmy Saville.
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 11:03 in reply to an earlier post
#39,365
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Well - I’m at work at 7:40 on Christmas eve! woohoo
(been here since 7:15!)
Are you a postman?
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 11:06 in reply to an earlier post
#39,366
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 11:07
#39,367
deadsetgav wrote:
Disgruntled software developer
(disgruntled cause I am still here - thought it was only going to be a half day - fucks sake!)
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 12:16
#39,368
mr self destruct wrote:
What kind of software needs developing at 7.15?
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 12:34
#39,369
suki wrote:
anything that has to run out of hours?
i regret moving to i.t. related department. i’m stuck here fannying about because i supposedly support people.
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 13:28
#39,370
mrs h wrote:
LOL “supposedly support people” :D What a great job description!!!
Happy Christmas to everyone who has ever been part of, or posted on, GM :)
*proudly pulls massive vat of goat curry out of the oven*
*wonders whether it should have been on the hob*
Help yourselves. Bearing in mind that no-one will be pulling any crackers until it’s all gone :)
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 18:23
#39,371
Taunty Dan wrote:
Oh i don’t know, *puts arm around d* I pulled this one before i even got here! :)
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 18:25
#39,372
mrs h wrote:
Awww! That’s so sweet and romantic :D
Have some curry :)
*discretely fishes wedding ring out of Dan’s bowl*
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 18:27
#39,373
Taunty Dan wrote:
that IS sweet and romantic…how odd… *casts mind back to odd fizzy drink d made him drink a few minutes prior to the loved-upness*
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 18:52
#39,374
mrs h wrote:
Are you alright? Your eyes appear to be moving in different directions and your tongue is hanging out …
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 18:55
#39,375
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: looks in horror at the 17 headed lady with the fire breathing snakes addressing him* AAAAAGGGH!!!!
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 19:06
#39,376
mrs h wrote:
*hisses, just for the laugh*
*writes d’s name in the naughty book*
*mops up the last of Felula with a bit of naan bread*
*makes Dan a coffee*
Drink that - the caffeine might help :)
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 19:09
#39,377
Taunty Dan wrote:
*starts to twitch on top of haalucinate* HHHHHELP M_M_M_ME PLEAAAASE…
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 19:28
#39,378
mrs h wrote:
*panics*
*remembers watching ‘The Fly’*
*sprays Dan with fly spray*
Posted on Mon, 24 December 2007 at 19:32
#39,379
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Merry Christmas fellow GMers!!!
Any curry left???
Posted on Tue, 25 December 2007 at 18:28
#39,380
mrs h wrote:
Sorry about that, I got sidetracked! Had a great Christmas though. I hope you all did too, because it’s back to work on Wednesday and I’ve leased out the GM building to a gang of chinese cockle pickers :) We should make a fortune. I spurned their offer of cash in favour of a percentage of the profits. In the meantime you will all have to bunk up in Hooch’s room. I will share the penthouse suite with Tinne and Ci?
Chr1s, we’re all out of curry I’m afraid, but I could rustle you up some cockles? :)
Posted on Fri, 28 December 2007 at 16:37
#39,381
Taunty Dan wrote:
They’re not cockle pickers they’re the cockle pickers sons and they’re only picking cockles til the cockle pickers come. And judging by the fact that the cockle pickers are currently knee deep in last seasons fashions at the Next sale i’d say the cockle pickers sons are gonna be picking cockles for a good while yet. *draws breath* Now, why are we crammed in hooch’s room again? its cramped and smells of pancakes. :(
Posted on Fri, 28 December 2007 at 20:06
#39,382
mrs h wrote:
How strange, it wasn’t at all cramped until you got here!
Would you like a pancake? :)
*pulls big pile of pancakes out of Hooch’s sock drawer*
Posted on Fri, 28 December 2007 at 20:11
#39,383
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: Are you calling me fat?? A Greedy filthmonger did you say???? Poison!! Poison coming from your lips!!!
*looks longingly at the pancakes* …i’ll have, erm “some”, please… :(
Posted on Fri, 28 December 2007 at 20:20
#39,384
mrs h wrote:
I didn’t call you any such thing! It’s just that our combined girths are rather too large for the room, and there are only 2 of us here. I was simply pointing out that, subsequent to your arrival, the room shrank.
What would you like on your pancakes?
*hopes Dan chooses ‘cockles and lard’ because that’s all there is*
Posted on Fri, 28 December 2007 at 20:25
#39,385
Taunty Dan wrote:
*hopes mrs h doesn’t suggest cockles and lard cos thats what he’s just eaten*
Posted on Fri, 28 December 2007 at 20:28
#39,386
mrs h wrote:
*wonders what happened to cockles and lard, which were definitely there a minute ago*
*wonders what happened to pancakes*
*wonders what happened to Dan’s shirt buttons*
Posted on Fri, 28 December 2007 at 20:34
#39,387
Taunty Dan wrote:
*wonders why these cadburys buttons have 4 holes in each and remnants of cotton attached. Shrugs and continues to crunch.*
Posted on Fri, 28 December 2007 at 22:04
#39,388
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 31 December 2007 at 12:36
#39,389
mrs h wrote:
Holidays are killing GM. The walls are starting to crumble :(
And now I have to go to work for a couple of months, and I have to depend on you lot to bring her back to life, yet there’s not one of you I’d trust to pull a drowning child out of a canal, let alone save the thread.
*sits in a corner and sobs*
*puts up warning sign about the possible consequences of any Chrissie Hynde jokes at this juncture*
or any Squeeze jokes. That’s junction :rolleyes:
Posted on Wed, 2 January 2008 at 18:43
#39,390
mr self destruct wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
I thought his description of “money” was excellent :) My Mum got me two of his books for Christmas.
Posted on Wed, 2 January 2008 at 19:02 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 09:39 (Corrected use of quotes)
