#391
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Is a big fuck off box of chocolates the opposite of an ’ I love you’ box of chocolates?
Posted on Wed, 31 October 2007 at 10:03
#392
mrs h wrote:
There’s no such thing as an ‘I love you’ box of chocolates. A box of chocolates is either ’ I’m sorry, really I am’ or ’ I have no imagination whatsoever so i got you these and a gift voucher’.
So a big fuck-off box of chocolates probably means ‘I have cheated on you and also I can’t for the life of me remember your name’.
Posted on Wed, 31 October 2007 at 10:07
#393
mrs h wrote:
Although if you had written a big ‘fuck off’ box of chocolates I would have understood what you meant in the first place.
Posted on Wed, 31 October 2007 at 10:08
#394
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
Just out of interest, I had another look through this and as far as I can see there’s no change
Mr Self Destruct - 15 (Charles Lane 7, Brooke Astor 8)
Erik Schepers - 7* (Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti & Awad al Bandar)
Unrequited Lad - 7 (George Melly)
Theng - 7 (Boris Yeltsin)
Colin - 6 (Charles Lane)
Auto Surgeon - 2 (Anna Nicole Smith)
TgE - 2 (Pavarotti)
Caffinebomb - 1 (Boris Yeltsin)
Tubthumper - 1 (Charles Lane)
Everyone else - 0
*Compromise as these guys were on death row
Just 19 days to go!!
Posted on Wed, 12 December 2007 at 10:51
#395
mr self destruct wrote:
Everyone can now work out who in their list needs to die by the end of the month, in order for them to beat the Death King (me) :)
Posted on Wed, 12 December 2007 at 12:00
#396
Tubthumper (Scott Morrison) wrote:
So did Sam win? No-one has officially crowned our king of killing celebrities yet!
Wait, we do have to kill them, right?
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 13:23
#397
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
I really couldn’t be bothered looking through everyone again - but as far as I know, no one else on anyone’s list has died since I last posted above. Therefore Sam is indeed the Death King 2007. Well done mate!!
I’m just going to enter my same list into the 2008 comp - seeing as they’re all still alive >:-<
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 15:01
#398
mr self destruct wrote:
Hurrah, I am the Death King :D Pity there’s no prize :)
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 17:44
#399
Divers (Simon) wrote:
Sorry i’m not keeping my duties as person in charge type thing of this thread, as i’m hardly on these days.
Well done Sam on being such a morbid cunt. Gav should in fact send a prize to you and Ciara as he is such a slack fucker but it’s down to you two to stalk him till he does as i’m way too lazy.
I guess i will start the next round soon but someone may do it for me, make a mess of it and then i have to sort it out anyway ;)
Any new rules people wish to add then start a discussion here.
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 23:19
#400
mr self destruct wrote:
A morbid cunt, an insult I can be proud of :D
Can we add cause of death next to the names, if you get it right you get bonus points?
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 23:25
#401
mr self destruct wrote:
i.e. Jim Davidson (suicide by hanging)
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 23:26
#402
Igor Belanov wrote:
Come on, suicide by hanging would be far too quick and painless a death for Jim Davidson. I think we should just make him work as a servant for the rest of his life, waiting on a black gay couple.
Posted on Fri, 4 January 2008 at 08:16
#403
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Can we add cause of death next to the names, if you get it right you get bonus points?
Hahaha!
Posted on Fri, 4 January 2008 at 08:20 in reply to an earlier post
#404
deadsetgav wrote:
…Sir Trevor McDonnald (Gardening / Chainsaw accident)
…Michael Winner (Eats own head)
Good idea - I like it!
Posted on Fri, 4 January 2008 at 10:10
#405
Cuchulain wrote:
Does Kevin from Eastenders qualify for the list or is that not a ‘real’ person ?
Posted on Fri, 4 January 2008 at 12:08
#406
Erik Schepers (Erik Schepers) wrote:
Divers wrote:
Well done Sam on being such a morbid cunt.
Oy! I’m a morbid cunt as well! Perhaps even a bigger one than Sam.
And my list for 2008:
1. Suharto (former president of Indonesia)
2. Fidel Castro
3. Ariel Sharon
4. Bilawal Zardari
5. Asif Ali Zardari
6. Moqtad al Sadr
7. Patrick Moore
8. Nelson Mandela
9. Margaret Thatcher
10. Pope Benedict
Wildcard:
Pete Doherty
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 08:41 in reply to an earlier post
#407
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 08:42
Last edited by hoochalobster on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 11:14 (Corrected formatting)
