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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Is that the green covered Screen Burn one, and Dawn of the Dumb? I have the first one, it’s cool. Make sure you read the index… :D
Posted on Wed, 2 January 2008 at 23:03
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mr self destruct wrote:
Yeah - I’m reading Screen Burn, the material is dated but the writing makes it worth reading :D
Posted on Wed, 2 January 2008 at 23:15
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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Yeah, I know. I was worried when I started it, as I didn’t know most of the shows he was talking about. Then I realised it really doesn’t matter. :)
Posted on Wed, 2 January 2008 at 23:17
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mr self destruct wrote:
His television listing Haikus were fucking funny, this one in particular made me laugh out loud for some reason:
Midsomer Murders
Bergerac returns
but this time round there is no
Charlie Hungerford
:D
The trouble is, I now want to watch some of the shows he writes about in Screem Burn…I found the “Secret Rulers Of The World” TV show he mentions (found it on a Torrent site, naughty) - Jon Ronson following David Icke around the US while he gives lectures about the world being run by lizard people :)
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 17:55
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mrs h wrote:
*wakes up*
*hears d and Sammikins still going on*
*starts to prepare overdose*
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 18:51
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mr self destruct wrote:
d and I, the ultimate rebels, are talking sense in this thread :p
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 19:32
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mrs h wrote:
*puts an extra portion of overdose in Sam’s bottle*
Bloody youth. Coming round here rebelling - no respect, that’s their problem …
*hobbles off for another nap*
:p
Posted on Thu, 3 January 2008 at 19:45
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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Haha, I’d forgotten about the Haikus. :D
Just so long as you don’t torrent that show about the history(I think it was?) of the lavatory. That’s one step too far. ;)
*sees smum offering a bottle* Why thank you, how very kind. :)
Posted on Fri, 4 January 2008 at 11:52
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Igor Belanov wrote:
Mrs H, just because you don’t like Vimto doesn’t mean that you can poison people with it.
Posted on Fri, 4 January 2008 at 12:24
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mrs h wrote:
Really? :(
Oh well. It’s sure to make them sick. Then they’ll be sorry…
Posted on Fri, 4 January 2008 at 18:22
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Taunty Dan wrote:
*kicks door in. Drinks leftover pint of vimto. Surveys the mess less after the new year celebrations. Wonders who’s corpses are piled in the kitchen*
I leave you all for 5 fucking minutes… :rolleyes:
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 14:53
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mrs h wrote:
Yes. And while you were gone all the doors were still on their hinges :mad:
*peels WP off the well and puts him in the bath, in the hope that he swells back up in a cartoon stylee*
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 15:01
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marja (sinner) wrote:
my god, it has been nearly 5 days since the last post. This is sacreligious. Is there not enough nonsens your heads to fill up the server. Come on people, what’s wrong with all of you. and don’t tell me you all have to work, because i know you’re all lieing
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 11:15
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mrs h wrote:
It’s a disgrace isn’t it :( Sammikins came along and started talking that other thing that’s not nonsense and it nearly killed Gracious Me!! I think we should form a People’s Court of GM and sentence him to something that will teach him a lesson and deter others.
But I do have to work and I can only look at the WoM at lunchtime now :(
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 12:37
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marja (sinner) wrote:
we will make him drink beer, that’ll teach him
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 13:02
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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
I was going to post this in the VYS!M! thread, but I’m not really all that upset by it, it’s just an irritation, so I thought that instead of starting a “calmly explain what is mildly annoying you” thread, I would add it to that repository of all things irrelevant and nonsensical which is Gracious me…
I was driving home from work yesterday, driving at prevailing traffic speeds, a leisurely 85ish when I was rounding a corner on the M6. There was an uphill sliproad built on an embankment, and a left hand curve just past it, which went under a bridge. This bridge has beside the hard shoulder a police bay, but because of the curve, and the sliproad and the embankment it is totally impossible to see this until you are on top of it. Needless today, yesterday some humourless c*n* parked a speed camera van there. I’ve not had my 3 points yet, but they’ve got to be in the post. I think that’s really annoying, and a dirty nasty trick to play - There’s no way to see it, and all it achieves is a big revenue from the literally hundreds of fines that it must generate - it’s not a dangerous piece of road at all.
Anyway - that was my contribution - I hope you liked it.
By the way - there is a girl in Nuts this week who went to my school - that’s 3 so far apparently
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 15:33
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Igor Belanov wrote:
So there were a lot of lasses in your area whose genes worked harder on their bodies than their brains?
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 15:57
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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
It’s funny you should say that cos they are all Grammar School girls. Smart, slutty, happy to strip for a small fee for the world to see.
Our most famous alumni are Robert Webb (of Mitchell and… fame,) Amy from Big Brother 7 (one of the 3 I mentioned,) and me.
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 16:57
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mrs h wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
I it’s not a dangerous piece of road at all.
Let me get this right - the piece of road is so enormously not dangerous that when you fly round the bend at 85 miles an hour you can’t see the vehicle in front of you until you are “on top of it”? :p
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 18:44 in reply to an earlier post
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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
You should be a journalist.
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 19:30
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The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
So…there I am in my Speed camera van on the M6…
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 12:17
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mrs h wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
You should be a journalist.
I thought about it. But then I thought it would be more fun just to be a sarcastic cow :) Anyway, after hitting that child last year you are lucky to have a license at all! :p
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 12:48 in reply to an earlier post
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Igor Belanov wrote:
Apparently it was a good piece of driving. He had to swerve several times at high speed before he actually made contact.
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 12:55
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King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
And besides - it was a fully grown adult scumbag not a child I’ll have you know!
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 13:08
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mrs h wrote:
I have searched high and low, but I can’t find the post anywhere. I’ve even forgotten why I was looking. All i can remember for sure is that you said he was wearing a shell suit. At least I think you did. i have a very clear visual image of the whole event…
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 19:58
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mrs h wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
Given the right incentive I would be prepared to prance around a bit in a hedgehog suit.
But I did find that. Which is one of my favourite lines ever.
And this which was quite amusing.
And loads of other things but I daren’t read them because I will be here all night :(
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 20:06 in reply to an earlier post
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mrs h’s post on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 20:07 was deleted by Teethgrinder (Message to moderator)
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mrs h wrote:
Posted on Fri, 11 January 2008 at 07:51
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deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Fri, 11 January 2008 at 08:02
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mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
But I did find that. Which is one of my favourite lines ever.
I’m still waiting for the right incentive before I do a “spikey jig”.
Posted on Fri, 11 January 2008 at 11:33 in reply to an earlier post
