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mrs h wrote:
Happy Birthday d - I hope you are feeling a bit better and that you can actually enjoy your day. And that you don’t get shedded off your tits and throw up in the drain, like you did when you came to my house :mad:
*decides against baking a carrot cake, just in case*
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 14:26
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Taunty Dan wrote:
Happy birthday babe. :) Boy have i got a surprise for you later… ;) *starts smearing himself in goosefat*
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 14:42
#2,853
mrs h wrote:
OY!!
That was for our special birthday lunch :mad:
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 14:46
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Taunty Dan wrote:
Oops, sorry. *hands goosefat back to mrs h and continues the task with a jar of peanut butter.*
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 14:49
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mrs h wrote:
*looks at hairy skin speckled goosefat*
It’s ok you can keep it. We’ll have to roast the potatoes in jam instead :(
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 14:51
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Taunty Dan wrote:
Aah, yes, the potatoes…erm… :rolleyes:
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 14:54
#2,857
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 14:55
#2,858
mrs h wrote:
*coughs*
What I meant to say was Bloody hell Dan, why can’t I buy anything without you just helping yourself to it? I am the only person who ever goes out and buys any f**king dinner, and yet every day it’s the same story - we end up eating stale bread and marmite. Well it’s d’s birthday and I’m not standing for it. YOU can make us all the special birthday dinner :mad:
*sits down and picks up the paper*
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 14:57
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 13:27 (Corrected formatting)
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Taunty Dan wrote:
I AM making dinner, what do you call this??? *points at naked torso covered in equal parts goosefat, sunpat, and marmite* Besides, why are you here for mine and d’s special birthday dinner? I feel uncomfortable wearing my satin garments in your presence.
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 18:13
#2,860
mrs h wrote:
d invited me. He was quite insistent that he did not wish to be left alone with you under any circumstances.
*Hopes Dan doesn’t realise I forgot I wasn’t in the GM kitchen*
And if the truth be known, I don’t feel very comfy with you wearing those garments in my presence either. What on earth possessed you to buy satin slacks? The vest would be ok if you picked out some of the embroidery though :)
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 20:38
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Evilbeast (Dany Brillant) wrote:
Happy Birthday Darryl, enjoy it :)
Posted on Sat, 5 January 2008 at 22:13
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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Woo! Happy birthday Andy :D
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 11:00
#2,863
mrs h wrote:
Yes, Happy Birthday my freaky little friend!! :D
*prepares huge feast of beer and burgers for Andy before Dan can get hold of them*
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 11:15
#2,864
Fordonian wrote:
Belated happy birthdays to Ronald and The Mighty d! Sorry I missed them - I was drumming and/or drunk in several places - mostly my mind, but other places too.
Thanks for the wishes and thanks for those beers Mrs H, I shall start on them now if thats ok? Just had my breakfast so I’ll re-heat those burgers later for extra “twice cooked” taste!
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 12:07
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Ronald wrote:
Thank you all for the kind words, becoming 30 doesnt hurt at all, maybe the fact that I have been going out every night since I went to see Therapy? in Koln makes me feel a little bit older…cheers!
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 15:36
#2,866
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Thanks, everybody! :) And thank you, Hooch, for the kind… *guesses* …meal? *spends next couple of hours politely pushing it about the plate with a fork, before realising it’s Dan*
Unfortunately I was (and am) still ill, but I muddled through as best I could. :)
Oh, and, Smum, that’s a vicious lie: there was no drain around! :mad:
And whaddya know? It turns out it’s Andy’s birthday the day after mine this year, too! Happy birthday, all. :)
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 17:36
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mrs h wrote:
In any case you sullied my drive :mad: If I’d have known that southerners couldn’t hack it I never would have given you that second shandy :p
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 19:51
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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
I know. The combined fumes from a shandy in each hand proved too much. :(
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 21:50
#2,869
mrs h wrote:
be warned, southerners - never, ever, attempt the double hand shandy.
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 22:34
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mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sat, 12 January 2008 at 19:20
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mr self destruct wrote:
mrs h wrote:
be warned, southerners - never, ever, attempt the double hand shandy.
:D
Posted on Sat, 12 January 2008 at 19:20 in reply to an earlier post
#2,872
mrs h wrote:
;)
Happy Birthday Wyrd. :)
And also happy Birthday to my bestest buddy.
Posted on Sat, 12 January 2008 at 20:16
#2,873
mr self destruct wrote:
You already wished d a happy birthday, mrs h.
Posted on Sat, 12 January 2008 at 22:06
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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Hope you had a good one, Wyrd :)
Posted on Sat, 12 January 2008 at 22:47
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wyrd wrote:
Posted on Mon, 14 January 2008 at 16:05
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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Happy birthday, Opalmantra, if you decide to show up. ;)
And happy birthday, Wyrd, who I missed. :)
Posted on Tue, 15 January 2008 at 18:10
#2,877
mrs h wrote:
Happy Birthday Opal Mantra :)
Posted on Tue, 15 January 2008 at 18:56
#2,878
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Anna Spanner! Happy effing birthday to my bestest buddy/sister/daft bint. I made this for you, and I will bring it tonight
Posted on Thu, 17 January 2008 at 00:19
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Dennis wrote:
that reminds me of something I saw on Doctor Who when I was 5
Posted on Thu, 17 January 2008 at 00:41
#2,880
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Tom Baker?
Happy birthday, Anna! :)
Posted on Thu, 17 January 2008 at 00:48
