#631
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Is this the same ‘good, safe’ factory you used to play in that you once told me about, where there was an empty, open, service liftshaft ready for anyone to fall in and break there legs and die in dark, abject terror? Or is this a different one?
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 17:19
#632
mrs h wrote:
their legs :p
Ok, there were one or two dangers, but we used the lift shaft to get rid of most of the other dangers. Like rubbish. And tramps :)
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 20:00
#633
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Oh, I misunderstood: I thought they were consigned to a life of slavery, working as leg breakers, there, in the bottom of the lift shaft.
I’m poorly. :(
Posted on Sun, 6 January 2008 at 21:53
#634
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 12:58
#635
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
:D
Thats brilliant!! I like Clarkson, but he deserved that!!!
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 14:16
#636
Taunty Dan wrote:
:D LOL Thats brilliant. Fairplay to him for admitting his mistake as well.
Posted on Mon, 7 January 2008 at 19:38
#637
deadsetgav wrote:
I hope he writes an article on how “Sharks dont bite…”
Posted on Tue, 8 January 2008 at 08:26
#638
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Posted on Tue, 8 January 2008 at 08:37
#639
allroy wrote:
Posted on Tue, 8 January 2008 at 15:46
#640
mrs h wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
:D LOL Thats brilliant. Fairplay to him for admitting his mistake as well.
Fairplay to him??? It would have been pretty f**king evil not to ‘fess up!
Great story though :D
Posted on Tue, 8 January 2008 at 19:17 in reply to an earlier post
#641
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
He’d still have denied it if he was a politician. ;)
Posted on Tue, 8 January 2008 at 19:50
#642
CS (Colin S) wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7178416.stm
Can our Immigration Service get much worse?
There are lunatics in this country that get to stay here and they decide to send a terminally ill woman back to Africa where she won’t be able to afford the treatment!
Posted on Wed, 9 January 2008 at 18:58
#643
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Thu, 10 January 2008 at 14:10
#644
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Fri, 11 January 2008 at 09:54
#645
mr self destruct wrote:
“It past over him - missing his head by inches - as the man slept through the ordeal.”
Nice spelling error there
Posted on Fri, 11 January 2008 at 11:27
#646
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
“He was taken to hospital with bruising after he woke up and banged his head on the underside of the train.” heheh
Posted on Fri, 11 January 2008 at 12:10
#647
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Fri, 11 January 2008 at 13:21
#648
deadsetgav wrote:
When he is buying christmas cards… I wonder whether he’d get one to sister or wife?
Posted on Sat, 12 January 2008 at 10:23
#649
mr self destruct wrote:
Clintons probably do a range of “To my darling sisterwife” cards
Posted on Sat, 12 January 2008 at 19:06
#650
mrs h wrote:
Very popular in Cumbria, I understand :)
Posted on Tue, 15 January 2008 at 19:15
#651
Taunty Dan wrote:
Posted on Tue, 15 January 2008 at 19:20
#652
mrs h wrote:
Have you never heard of Clinton’s Cards?
No. I don’t expect you have ever bought a card. Or a flower. Not even for your fiancee :(
Posted on Tue, 15 January 2008 at 19:24
#653
Taunty Dan wrote:
Nooo, i meant do you mean clintons popular in cumbria!! :rolleyes:
I’ve actually just bought a birthday card for our kid so NERR!! :p
Posted on Tue, 15 January 2008 at 19:26
#654
deadsetgav wrote:
Obviously not, as Barack Obama has just won the Carlisle Caucus
Posted on Wed, 16 January 2008 at 08:14
#655
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Wed, 23 January 2008 at 15:00
#656
mr self destruct wrote:
His missus doesn’t seem to mind so fair play to the lad
Posted on Wed, 23 January 2008 at 16:12
#657
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Dennis wrote:
Be fair: bus drivers are strange fuckers no matter what part of the country you’re from.
Posted on Thu, 24 January 2008 at 13:15 in reply to an earlier post
#658
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Thu, 24 January 2008 at 16:20
#659
mr self destruct wrote:
I’m sure everyone’s heard about this rogue trader:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7206270.stm
I don’t really understand it though - whose money is it he’s lost? Are there going to be loads of customers left broke? Anyone here have an economics degree? :-s
Posted on Thu, 24 January 2008 at 21:12
#660
marja (sinner) wrote:
I’m not an expert, but from reading the article, I think he used the bank’s own captial (profit from previous years), and not the savings from other customers. Could be wrong though
Posted on Fri, 25 January 2008 at 10:15