#39,451
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Don’t try pulling that old trick!! You know what’s blocking the toilet!!
How was the walrus curry???
Posted on Wed, 16 January 2008 at 13:34
#39,452
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
…ah, it’s all coming back to me now…
…I wish it wouldn’t…
Posted on Wed, 16 January 2008 at 16:11
#39,453
mrs h wrote:
*looks in horror at half a curried walrus slithering back towards Kog on it’s one remaining flipper, it’s disfigured face curled into a rictus snarl*
@Chris - Not great, in truth …
Posted on Wed, 16 January 2008 at 19:10
#39,454
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
*searches through his phonebook for Damien Hirst…
Posted on Wed, 16 January 2008 at 20:44
#39,455
Dennis wrote:
*which took some doing seeing as Damien Hirst had cut the phonebook in two and pickled it in formaldehyde*
Posted on Wed, 16 January 2008 at 20:54
#39,456
Igor Belanov wrote:
Now that’s art. Much better than those paintings by that world famous Dutch artist of the 17th century, old whats-his-name…
Posted on Thu, 17 January 2008 at 14:26
#39,457
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Posted on Thu, 17 January 2008 at 15:20
#39,458
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
I thought it was Hertz Van-Rental…
Posted on Thu, 17 January 2008 at 16:03
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mrs h wrote:
Igor Belanov wrote:
Now that’s art. Much better than those paintings by that world famous Dutch artist of the 17th century, old whats-his-name…
Fuck off :p
@ Kog - Suspiciously near to the mark. Igor is of course referring to Harmenszoon van Rijn, whose first name escaped me last night.
Posted on Thu, 17 January 2008 at 18:20 in reply to an earlier post
#39,460
Dennis wrote:
Van Gogh would have been a wiz with Photoshop.
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 13:46
#39,461
mrs h wrote:
A friend of mine is an art teacher, and I asked her how come nobody paints ‘properly’ anymore - I mean like the dutch masters, you know, tons of detail and painting reflections and all that weird stuff that makes a painting look like a photo. She pointed out that in those days painters were taught one-to-one for donkeys years until they were masters themselves, but when you’ve got 36 kids and hardly any paint and they only get 2 hours a week for a couple of years it’s a bit more difficult. I honestly think the National Curriculum is going to destroy our civilisation eventually.
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 19:28
#39,462
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
The National Curriculum probably has something to do with it, but personally I blame all these so-called artists cutting up sharks and pissing in their beds. *glares at Dan*
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 19:54
#39,463
mrs h wrote:
lol - my dad was Damien Hirst’s art teacher! He used to paint and draw then though. Damien, not my dad. I mean he painted canvasses - not that my dad painted Damien.
The thing with the National Curriculum is that it’s so restrictive that we are going to end up with generations of people who only know about 10 things :(
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 20:12
#39,464
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
‘Only’ ten things?! :eek:
I see your dad has a lot to answer for. *glares at grandpa Lobster*
Painting canvasses is boring; no wonder Damien started hacking up sharks. He should have been painting sunflowers or something instead.
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 20:24
#39,465
Dennis wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I mean he painted canvasses - not that my dad painted Damien.
So let me get this straight, you are upset because the National Curriculum didn’t allow your dad to paint all over Damien Hirst’s person…?
What an odd lady you are.
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 21:46 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 22:49 (Corrected use of quotes)
#39,466
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
I’m confused…it’s it time for my slippers now?…
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 21:59
#39,467
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
…and are the arms of these pyjamas supposed to fasten round the back?…
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 22:13
#39,468
Taunty Dan wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
I blame all these so-called artists cutting up sharks and pissing in their beds. *glares at Dan*
i did NOT piss in that shaeks bed. :mad: it was brine.
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 22:37 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 22:50 (Corrected use of quotes)
#39,469
Taunty Dan wrote:
i meant “shark” . :rolleyes: i have nothing against arabs.
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 22:38
#39,470
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
i did NOT piss in that shaeks bed. :mad: it was brine.
Liar: Brian was with me at the time. :mad:
When I say with me, we weren’t up to anything. Obviously. :s
Posted on Fri, 18 January 2008 at 22:47 in reply to an earlier post
#39,471
mrs h wrote:
Maybe not with Brian, but I saw you out clubbing with Dougal and Zebedee :mad:
@Dennis - I’m not odd :mad: *prepares to get even*
Posted on Sat, 19 January 2008 at 00:46
#39,472
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Sun, 20 January 2008 at 00:21
#39,473
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
Is it just my doorstep that random Polish people choose to give drunken renditions of “I believe I can fly…” on at 10 to 6 on a Sunday morning?…
Posted on Sun, 20 January 2008 at 07:23
#39,474
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
*crashes home at 6am* Wow, what an amazing night of partying with those Polish dudes. I do hope we didn’t bother anyone with our homage to R Kelly.
Posted on Sun, 20 January 2008 at 10:43
#39,475
Taunty Dan wrote:
:( *looks at can of pledge in his hand and wonders why his night of polishing with the party dudes didn’t quite go the same way as hoochs night.*
Posted on Sun, 20 January 2008 at 10:50
#39,476
The Wrong Type of Ladder... (Mr Kog) wrote:
Now you mention it, my door did look a little shinier this morning…
@Hooch - replace the word ‘bother’ with ‘severely mentally disturb’ and you’re halfway there…
Posted on Sun, 20 January 2008 at 11:57
#39,477
mrs h wrote:
Morning Gav :)
Hi Tinne :)
Can one of you sort this bloody thread out? If it’s really going to go to switzerland and take the medication then I think the least we can do is to let her have her 40,000 speech before she dies :(
*bursts into tears at the horror and injustice of it all*
*strokes GM*
Posted on Tue, 22 January 2008 at 08:41
#39,478
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
I’m not wasting the last vestiges of the GM executive bonus fund on flying it to Switzerland, I was just going to take it behind the barn and shoot it, then sell it to the glue factory.
Posted on Tue, 22 January 2008 at 09:21
#39,479
marja (sinner) wrote:
no way man, I’ve invested too many hours in this. It’s just that everybody seems to be working (including me), or is just “busy” on other boards. I think we should hunt the infidels down and burn them. that would be a nice party :)
Posted on Tue, 22 January 2008 at 11:10
#39,480
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
When you say “infidels”, I hope you mean the people who are spending time on other boards and not the workers!!!
Posted on Tue, 22 January 2008 at 11:28
