#661
deadsetgav wrote:
I’ve an Economics A-Level, but I didn’t steal the cash
Posted on Fri, 25 January 2008 at 18:46 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 07:56 (Corrected use of quotes)
#662
mr self destruct wrote:
I’ve got an A Level in Computer Science and I know practically fuck all about computers
Posted on Fri, 25 January 2008 at 19:05
#663
Dennis wrote:
I failed even my cycling proficiency test.
I DID nick the cash. :(
Well it weren’t like I was ever gonna get a JOB with these “qualifications” of mine, was it?! :mad:
Posted on Fri, 25 January 2008 at 20:36
#664
Taunty Dan wrote:
*browses thru Dens “qualifications”* hmmm…well i’m sure someone somewhere MUST need a, whats this say? human paperweight? yeah, you could do that son, don’t be so hard on yourself.
Posted on Fri, 25 January 2008 at 20:41
#665
deadsetgav wrote:
mr self destruct wrote:
I’ve got an A Level in Computer Science and I know practically fuck all about computers
I presume you were using one when you typed that…
Posted on Sat, 26 January 2008 at 12:30 in reply to an earlier post
#666
mr self destruct wrote:
Nah - I type everything on a typewriter and get the missus to send it to the interweb
Posted on Sat, 26 January 2008 at 13:30
#667
deadsetgav wrote:
I thought you would be more of a ‘quill and inkwell’ kinda bloke…
I suppose you dont use these new fangled sms text things either? not at least whilst a good old fashioned carrier pidgeon will do
Posted on Sun, 27 January 2008 at 18:52
#668
mrs h wrote:
I think he sent me his last one. Damned tasty it was, too …
Posted on Sun, 27 January 2008 at 19:02
#669
mr self destruct wrote:
Carrier pigeon? I stil use smoke signals.
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 09:05 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 09:39 (Corrected use of quotes)
#670
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 28 January 2008 at 12:05
#671
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 2 February 2008 at 19:56
#672
Tubthumper (Scott) wrote:
“She remembers the incident clearly. He told her: ‘I can’t stop. I’m busy’, then went off.”
Your in no hurry at 8mph, mate. I could walk faster than that!
Posted on Sun, 3 February 2008 at 04:23
#673
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Fri, 8 February 2008 at 14:30
#674
mr self destruct wrote:
Got to be some good puns for that story…
Posted on Fri, 8 February 2008 at 14:31
#675
deadsetgav wrote:
Corpse ‘lay on sofa for up to eight years’ - thats nothing, my brothers done 25 years and counting!
Posted on Fri, 8 February 2008 at 15:16
#676
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 9 February 2008 at 13:00
#677
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Sat, 9 February 2008 at 16:27
#678
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sat, 9 February 2008 at 18:11
#679
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 07:18
#680
mr self destruct wrote:
I don’t think poltergeists go “ooooooooh!”, mrs h, they just throw things around…unless that was the sound the houseowner made as another plate spookily smashed against the wall?
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 07:39
#681
deadsetgav wrote:
Do you remember the Poltergeist from ‘Newman and Badiel in Pieces’?
It used to do things like hide the remote…
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 08:12
#682
mr self destruct wrote:
Vaguely…do you remember that one off BBC show, Ghostwatch? Classic!
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 09:56
#683
deadsetgav wrote:
Yeah - there was supposed to be a ghost called ‘pipes’ or something and it shorted the electricity in the BBC studio… didn’t it have Michael Aspel on or someone like that?
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 12:24
#684
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
“”It was like ice even with the heating on. It was dull no matter how bright the lights were and there was a horrid smell.
“It was like living in a mortuary.”
Sabrina first called in police when the banging began in the loft.”
Sounds like the hot water pipes burst, shorted a few fuses and then went stagnant.
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 12:34
#685
deadsetgav wrote:
I think I used to work there…
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 12:49
#686
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
didn’t it have Michael Aspel on or someone like that?
Michael Parkinson - at the end he was ‘possessed’ and if I remember correctly the studio started collapsing…
I’ve just found it on a torrent site so I’m downloading it :)
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 13:11 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by Teethgrinder on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 13:50 (Corrected use of quotes)
#687
deadsetgav wrote:
I bet its not as good as you remember…
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 13:50
#688
mr self destruct wrote:
Proabably not…I doubt I can even have the fun of scaring the missus with it either, as it’ll look really dated (scary to think it was on about 15 years ago!)
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 13:59
#689
buffalo-boy wrote:
i remember that! Didn’t a girl stand up covered in scratches at one point too? I remember in the credits it said who the ghost was played by which ruined it a bit since it was supposed to be ‘real’!
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 16:12
#690
mr self destruct wrote:
They didn’t try and pretend it was real but loads of people thought it was and got really freaked out by it
Posted on Wed, 13 February 2008 at 17:41