#39,841
Taunty Dan wrote:
i’ve been waiting a lifetime for someone to say that. :(
Posted on Tue, 11 March 2008 at 19:08
#39,842
mrs h wrote:
Aww. Would it help if I called you Mummy’s Little Soldier? :(
Posted on Tue, 11 March 2008 at 20:31
#39,843
Taunty Dan wrote:
nope, only cold hard cash would resolve this particular dilemma im afraid. And none of those dodgy pesatas and french francs you tried to offload on me last time. :rolleyes:
Posted on Tue, 11 March 2008 at 20:33
#39,844
mrs h wrote:
I know, I’m sorry. I thought if I just slipped them into your bolognese nobody would suspect anything. Damn Divers and his bloody heimlich manouevre :mad:
Posted on Tue, 11 March 2008 at 20:37
#39,845
Taunty Dan wrote:
your assuming d lets me EAT the bolognese…you have no idea. *shudders. Hides tell tale bolognese stains under his fingernails*
Posted on Thu, 13 March 2008 at 21:40
#39,846
mrs h wrote:
gET OFF MY FINGERNAILS!!! honestly - you’re incorrigible :mad:
Posted on Fri, 14 March 2008 at 19:16
#39,847
mr self destruct wrote:
That’s an interesting use capitals, mrs h.
Posted on Fri, 14 March 2008 at 19:39
#39,848
mr self destruct wrote:
And that’s an interesting lack of use of the word “of”
Posted on Fri, 14 March 2008 at 19:40
#39,849
mrs h wrote:
What can I tell you? Never believe anyone who says “just a quick drink after work”. Especially if it’s me :(
Posted on Sat, 15 March 2008 at 15:01
#39,850
mrs h wrote:
I’m going blind. i just started reading a bit in the middle of ‘Vent Your Spleen’ and then couldn’t stop. I must have read about a dozen pages. It was gripping, but now I’m emotionally exhausted. What happened to everyone’s venom?
Posted on Sat, 15 March 2008 at 20:45
#39,851
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
To avoid distracting the footballers, I thought I may as well stick this in here.
Posted on Sun, 16 March 2008 at 17:31
#39,852
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Oh, dear god. :eek:
*secretly pleased* :D
I thought you were going to stick my face on Mr T’s body. Not just put up a photo of me. Heheh.
Posted on Sun, 16 March 2008 at 22:32
#39,853
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Oh, I will if Mr T doesn’t pay up. I sent him this picture, with a clear warning that if I didn’t get my cash then this is what he’s gonna look like [/blackmail scam]
Posted on Sun, 16 March 2008 at 22:49
#39,854
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
But… But I’ve been paying friendship tax, and keeping up with the paymenst and… end everything. :(
Posted on Mon, 17 March 2008 at 00:35
#39,855
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Eh? Dan said you didn’t want me to be your best friend anymore, that you wanted him and him alone. He made me hand over all the friendship tax ages ago. Why do you think I’ve been plotting your untimely demise these past few weeks?
Posted on Mon, 17 March 2008 at 09:17
#39,856
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You’ve been what? :eek:
He made you hand over all the money, did he? No wonder I never got your last newsletter…
Dan’s twisting my words. What I actually said was: ‘Dan, I want you to be alone. In a darkened room. To think about what you’ve done. And only come back when you’re sorry. And horny.’ And instead he’s been taking my friendship tax money! Which I earned! By going through his wallet! (YOu wouldn’t believe what it’s like in there. *shudder*)
Now, Hooch, this is what you’re going to do: you go and see Dan, and tell him that I said I want him to give you the money back. And if he doesn’t like it, he can come and see me about it. I’ll be out. So he’ll come back to you saying ‘he wasn’t in.’ And then you can take advantage of his vulnerability and fleece hium for everything he’s got.
Posted on Mon, 17 March 2008 at 12:58
#39,857
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
It’s an excellent plan but no can do. It sounds like a favour and, as well you know, favours require friendship tax to be up to date and paid in full (plus an extra £50 for additional insurance in case the favour cannot be completed, plus expenses).
Posted on Mon, 17 March 2008 at 14:09
#39,858
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
*sigh* Ok, well, I’ve spoken to Dan, and - as per the plan - told him to come speak to me. He said he already was, and what did I want? He then took advantage of my confused vulnerability and fleeced me for everything I had.
Luckily the only thing I had was an old demand for final payment from you, so he should pay you before the day is out.
Posted on Mon, 17 March 2008 at 14:54
#39,859
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad: oh someone will pay alright, SOMEONE WILL PAY… *rereads conversation* oh, erm, so yeah, its me thats paying then? *blushes* awfully sorry, completely misread the situation. Now, these friendship tacks, how are you wanting them? bag full? Ounce? pound?
Posted on Mon, 17 March 2008 at 20:21
#39,860
mrs h wrote:
*trips over loose carpet*
Dan!! What do you think you are playing at?
*takes tacks*
*taxes tacks*
That will be £47.50 :mad:
Posted on Mon, 17 March 2008 at 20:38
#39,861
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Tacks don’t have any money. I think you should change tack, and tax Dan.
Posted on Mon, 17 March 2008 at 21:12
#39,862
mrs h wrote:
*changes tack*
*attacks d*
*taxes Dan*
*takes biscuit*
Posted on Mon, 17 March 2008 at 21:27
#39,863
Taunty Dan wrote:
:rolleyes: Let me show you how it will be. *counts out tacks*
Its one for you *hands mrs h a tack*
nineteen for d *throws handful at d*
Oh you’d better believe i’m the tacks man.
Posted on Tue, 18 March 2008 at 18:51
#39,864
Fordonian wrote:
Posted on Tue, 18 March 2008 at 23:53
#39,865
deadsetgav wrote:
Bless you!
…in holy vodka! woohoo - isn’t religion ace?
Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 08:12
#39,866
CS (Colin S) wrote:
I haven’t been here in a while :(
Any craic?
Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 13:04
#39,867
King Caffeinebomb I wrote:
Only the one hanging out of the back end of my jeans
Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 13:44
#39,868
mrs h wrote:
*Ticks Tack*
*Thinks Tactics*
*eats tic tacs*
*pays tacks man*
*demands refund*
*funds reed man*
*dreads fun man*
Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 20:10
#39,869
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:
*Tic tac toe* to you as well mrs h
Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 20:33
#39,870
Taunty Dan wrote:
*picks tic tac packs from racks and stacks back to back with a lack of knack.*
Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 20:55
