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#39,871

butters (mikey) wrote:

what the fuck is going on here

Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 20:59

#39,872

Taunty Dan wrote:

erm…nothing…

Tic tac?

Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 21:05

#39,873

mr self destruct wrote:

I’m on holiday motherfuckers

Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 21:15

#39,874

mr self destruct wrote:

CS wrote:

Any craic?

You’re too young for drugs my boy

Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 21:16 in reply to an earlier post

#39,875

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

‘as there’s no sign of mrs h around’

on holiday - bully for you.

Dan are they the orange & green or original white?

Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 21:20

#39,876

Taunty Dan wrote:

hmmm…well, they WERE orange and green but they’ve been in the wash with d’s…erm…”alternative wear” *shudders* So now they’re kinda purpleish and nobbly…want one?

Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 21:38

#39,877

The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:

think i’ll pass, don’t really go in for the knobbly purple sweets - bad experience, cheers anyway!

Posted on Wed, 19 March 2008 at 21:43

#39,878

mrs h wrote:

*wanders in*

Oooh blackberries! :)

*eats knobbly purple things*

*swills them down with Gav’s Holy Vodka*

.. Moaning Guv :)

Posted on Thu, 20 March 2008 at 08:01

#39,879

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

*Catches Smum as she passes out*
*puts her on the sofa*
*Takes vodka*

Posted on Thu, 20 March 2008 at 13:01

#39,880

Taunty Dan wrote:

*comes downstairs bleary eyed wondering why theres a dead northern bird on the dogs bed*

Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 12:55

#39,881

mrs h wrote:

*get’s off the sofa*

Jesus Christ Dan - YOU’VE KILLED TINNE!!!!!! :eek:

Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 12:59

#39,882

Taunty Dan wrote:

that not Tinne, its d in his “friday outfit”. And he’s not dead, its all part of the game…you probably don’t want to be here for this…

Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 13:02

#39,883

marja (sinner) wrote:

a dead bird?! now I know why it smells so faul in here

Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 13:03

#39,884

marja (sinner) wrote:

no i’ve just been away for a while doing grown up stuff like work, b ut I’m back to normal now, so did I miss anything?

Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 13:04

#39,885

mrs h wrote:

How bizarre, he looks just like Tinne with all that make up on and the sequinned shoes. The rest of him looks like a prostitute in a car crash.

@Tinne, not much - I have to work now :( I’ll be back in a bit :)

Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 13:08

#39,886

marja (sinner) wrote:

Dan, can you take d’s shoes off? I’m affraid that it will move when I touch it

Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 13:15

#39,887

mrs h wrote:

No need to worry Marja, they are on his feet :)

Oh! You mean d? No he won’t, that frock is about a size 8. He won’t be moving at all until someone unzips him :)

Posted on Fri, 21 March 2008 at 17:09

#39,888

Taunty Dan wrote:

*peers in. tip toes thru ghost town that is GM. Wonders where everyone went. Steals stuff.*

Posted on Wed, 26 March 2008 at 18:30

#39,889

caffeinebomb wrote:

Too much fighting on the dancefloor mate, that’s what’s wrong with it.

Posted on Wed, 26 March 2008 at 23:53

#39,890

Taunty Dan wrote:

tsk. Do you remember the good old days before the ghost town? I say “ghost town”, i mean “your shoe fetish drove everyone to the bink of despair”?

Posted on Thu, 27 March 2008 at 23:14

#39,891

mrs h wrote:

The bink of despair? Wasn’t that some Edward Lear thing? Or am I thinking of the Akond of Swat?

The good old days before the ghost town were a long time ago. You did too much, much too young …

Posted on Thu, 27 March 2008 at 23:53

#39,892

mrs h wrote:

*tries to think of something better than “morning” to say, what with it being that ‘Gav has risen’ time of year*

Why Gav!!! What a pleasant surprise! :D Come in, come in … sit yourself down.

*makes Gav a full english breakfast with an Easter egg on top*

Posted on Fri, 28 March 2008 at 07:59

#39,893

deadsetgav wrote:

I’ve just had cake for breakfast

Posted on Fri, 28 March 2008 at 08:04

#39,894

mrs h wrote:

FINE. :mad:

*scrapes full English breakfast and Easter egg into the bin*

*takes egg back out*

*wraps it in tinfoil and ribbon and writes ‘Dan’ on it*

*wonders whether it would have been better to do that to the chocolate egg instead*

Posted on Fri, 28 March 2008 at 08:10

#39,895

mrs h wrote:

*wonders why no-one found that as funny as i did*

:(

Posted on Sat, 29 March 2008 at 10:37

#39,896

Taunty Dan wrote:

*wanders past the kitchen, finds scawled up lump of tinfoil with “dan” written on it. Opens it. Eats greenish egg. Keeps tinfoil on account of it also being called Dan.*

Posted on Sat, 29 March 2008 at 14:15

#39,897

mrs h wrote:

Greenish? :mad: That is an extremely rare pig’s egg from the isle of St Kilda.

*looks down nose at Dan*

*sees Dan’s knees*

*looks up Dan’s nose*

Posted on Sat, 29 March 2008 at 17:21

#39,898

mrs h wrote:

*gets up Dan’s nose*

Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:05

#39,899

mrs h wrote:

*gets out again and rushes to give Dennis a big hug*

You’re alive! I thought the southerners had got you! :)

Sorry about the snot.

Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:11

#39,900

mrs h wrote:

*gives Divers a big hug too*

If only d were here we could have a Brokeback Mountain reunion :(

Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:12

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