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Taunty Dan wrote:
darnce the darnce of a thousand suns with
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 18:07
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winston01 (Arjan >) wrote:
a ghanese belly dancer with syfillus who
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 18:41
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Taunty Dan wrote:
berated the author for repeatedly spelling syphilis incorrectly much to the annoyance of, ahem, someone, before
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:02
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mrs h wrote:
collapsing and crushing not only his trophy wife but also the manager of PC World, the giant and poor mama, who had spent several years waiting for Papa. Papa would never return because
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:09
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Taunty Dan wrote:
he wasn’t a Jedi and therefore wasn’t permitted to by Lucas Films Ltd, who would often
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:25
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mrs h wrote:
punish him for doing so badly in fights with ewoks and those weird sand critter things, despite the fact that he only had
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:29
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Taunty Dan wrote:
10 pints before breakfast and had hardly touched the fabled “top shelf” by lunch, an incident which left many folk
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:35
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mrs h wrote:
homeless. Papa had been away at sea for many years, and this had made him
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:38
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Taunty Dan wrote:
popular with his wife. Naturally, upon seeing him for the first time in all that time she was
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:40
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mrs h wrote:
LMAO :D
blinded by hysteria, and insisted that he
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:46
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Taunty Dan wrote:
get mwing the lawn IMMEDIATELY seeing as he’d been pissing about at sea all this time, but then
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 21:57
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mrs h wrote:
she saw him with a haunted look on his face, he was clearly
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 22:00
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Taunty Dan wrote:
visible and visibly clear, but it was obvious to all but his wife that
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 22:01
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mrs h wrote:
his visibility was all in his mind, which had been holidaying in America and had very successfully
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 22:05
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Taunty Dan wrote:
managed to infiltrate whitehouse security by posing as jack bauer with an agenda based on the next 24 hours of his life, which just so happened to
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 22:08
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CS (Colin S) wrote:
be a load of bollox. Meanwhile, his wife questioned him
Posted on Sun, 30 March 2008 at 22:27
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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
about the lacy lingerie in the washing basket, to which he could only reply
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 13:05
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CS (Colin S) wrote:
“uh.. what lingerie?”. His wife was not amused, so she decided to
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 13:50
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Taz94 (Tessa) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 14:09
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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 14:22
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CS (Colin S) wrote:
those small nail thingys, tacs or something, and feed it to her husband
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 14:32
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fatboy wrote:
Hey, why not write our own novels and post the synopsis’s here.
I’m writing my own book, so PLEAZZZE don’t be offended if I don’t contribute to the one here.
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 15:35
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Taunty Dan wrote:
…or start a different thread :rolleyes:
Where were we…
CS wrote:
those small nail thingys, tacs or something, and feed it to her husband
s boss who naturally
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 17:06 in reply to an earlier post
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Charlie wrote:
died from getting stabbed from the inside leading to, not ONLY …
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 17:56
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Taunty Dan wrote:
but also, the episode where dud said to pete
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 18:05
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mrs h wrote:
If only we were both called Ronnie we could have talked about 4 candles and become
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 18:25
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Taunty Dan wrote:
famous for a sketch thats not particularly funny, like monthy pythons dead parrot sketch which is frankly
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 18:36
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mrs h wrote:
mainly feathers and fairly manky. Just like
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 18:45
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Taunty Dan wrote:
heaven, the hit single by The Cure was recently voted
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 18:47
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Fordonian wrote:
the most offensive song of all time due to
Posted on Mon, 31 March 2008 at 18:52
