#39,991
Taunty Dan wrote:
*scowls at divers across the table. eats mouthful of delicious omele…* :mad:
Mrs h, what exacty did you make this omelettes out of??
Posted on Sun, 13 April 2008 at 10:14
#39,992
mrs h wrote:
*scowls at Dan*
It’s not easy collecting crows’ eggs you know :mad:
*lifts skirt to reveal entirely skinless knees with twigs and feathers stuck in the slowly forming scabs*
Posted on Sun, 13 April 2008 at 10:19
#39,993
Taunty Dan wrote:
:rolleyes: always a martyr for us breakfasts aren’t you? All i’m saying is you could’ve taken the eggs out of the nest before cooking them…
Posted on Sun, 13 April 2008 at 10:23
#39,994
mrs h wrote:
I tried, but the big crows were pecking at my eyes so I just had to shut them and jump. That’s how I did this …
*takes off boots to reveal limp glove-like sacks where feet used to be*
And also when I cracked one of the eggs it had a little bird in it! That’s why I left the rest in the shells :)
Posted on Sun, 13 April 2008 at 10:26
#39,995
Taunty Dan wrote:
*shudders at what dinner may yet turn out to be*
Posted on Sun, 13 April 2008 at 10:31
#39,996
mrs h wrote:
Stuffed crow :) I thought I could stuff it with eggs, thus displaying not only culinary expertise, but also a rather dark and poignant irony.
Although some would say that the dinner table is not the ideal resting place for this kind of visual and oral statement, I say it’s food for thought …
Posted on Sun, 13 April 2008 at 10:36
#39,997
mrs h wrote:
:D
(I didn’t to put that in the previous post for fear of detracting from the mood. Or indeed the food)
Posted on Sun, 13 April 2008 at 10:38
#39,998
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
Morning my darling omelettes! <…>
Anyone for breakfast?
Lol. :D
Posted on Sun, 13 April 2008 at 11:44 in reply to an earlier post
#39,999
mrs h wrote:
:)
So. The big one, eh? Oh come on someone - it’s one little speech. One teensy weensy little speech. it’s not as if we haven’t talked about it in the past. now … who’s turn is it?
It’s got to be (in order of GM membership) Gav, Ci?, Marja or Hey “Fordonian” Satan, I think. Everyone else has had a go, as I recall. Horribly unsuccessfully for the most part, but at least they tried. I think as it’s on a 10,000 it should be especially impressive and long and witty and filled with all sorts of comedic cliches.
Morning Gav! ;)
Posted on Mon, 14 April 2008 at 21:51
#40,000
White Psycho wrote:
Breakfast must feature bacon, and a flowchart
Posted on Mon, 14 April 2008 at 21:51
#40,001
mrs h wrote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A CELEBRATION OF 40,000 POSTS, NOT A CHART ABOUT PIG MURDERERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sinks into armchair and puts feet up*
Fuck it. Fetch us a sarnie, WP …
Posted on Mon, 14 April 2008 at 21:54
#40,002
Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 14 April 2008 at 21:58
#40,003
Taunty Dan wrote:
she’s ALIIVE!!!! SHE’S ALIIIIVE!!!!!!
*goes back to sleep*
Posted on Mon, 14 April 2008 at 21:59
#40,004
White Psycho wrote:
*Arrives with a mountain of murdered pig and a selection of sauces and a bakery*
Enjoy.
Posted on Mon, 14 April 2008 at 22:14
#40,005
deadsetgav wrote:
Morning - did I miss anything?
Posted on Mon, 14 April 2008 at 22:14
#40,006
Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 14 April 2008 at 23:00
#40,007
Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:
Can it be possible ? August 3rd 2010 - Gracious Me’s FIFTH birthday adn 100,00 posts ? is it at all feasible ? CAN WE DO IT ?!?! :D :D :D
Posted on Mon, 14 April 2008 at 23:02
#40,008
mrs h wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Morning - did I miss anything?
Jammy fucker!! :p
Or were you just working in mysterious ways?
Morning anyway :) And indeed, goodbye and goodnight - for I am off to work and expecting to get a stupidly early night tonight. I’m off back to Amsterdam tomorrow and have to check in at 5.30am :S
Have a lovely weekend everyone, but not as lovely as mine or there will have been no point in me going.
I’d be grateful if you could do something good with the weather for us, please Gav :) Holland Thurs - Sat and London Sunday - bright sunshine would be fine - thanks :)
*takes all WPs meat to make sandwiches for the trip*
*waves*
Posted on Wed, 16 April 2008 at 08:02 in reply to an earlier post
#40,009
mr self destruct wrote:
Might bump into you in Amsterdam on Friday night, mrs h - we’re off to see Ian Brown! :D
Posted on Wed, 16 April 2008 at 10:19
#40,010
marja (sinner) wrote:
woohoo my promotion at work is finally confirmed. So european sugar eaters, here I come :). Well, I mean, maltese and cypriotic sugar eaters. Malta is first on the list end of april, and half of may to cyprus
Posted on Thu, 17 April 2008 at 09:04
#40,011
Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:
Yay i have a new route for my daily walk.. :) Longer but easier - takes 2 hours and 45 minutes. Plus i’ve got a few new albums to listen to on the iPod - should be fun.
Posted on Thu, 17 April 2008 at 13:41
#40,012
mrs h wrote:
@sam - and you didn’t think of texting? :rolleyes: Ah well, I had a fantastic time anyway :)
Now then, Dan is off in Nashville at the moment, getting married. This means that we have to organise a big party for when he gets back, and get all d’s stuff out of Dan’s room in case his wife doesn’t like it… And tidy up a bit :S
Posted on Mon, 21 April 2008 at 11:41
#40,013
Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:
Don’t you hate when you invent a word and it turns out it already exists? :p
Posted on Wed, 23 April 2008 at 02:06
#40,014
chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Hello all *waves*
Haven’t been on here for about 2 weeks thanks to some internet probs, so what have i missed??
Any Goat curry left????
Posted on Fri, 25 April 2008 at 12:15
#40,015
mrs h wrote:
Hello poppet! Of course there is… :)
*hands Chr1s a big bowl of green fur with a horn sticking out of it*
Posted on Fri, 25 April 2008 at 18:30
#40,016
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Sat, 26 April 2008 at 06:59
#40,017
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Sat, 26 April 2008 at 07:38
#40,018
marja (sinner) wrote:
remember my idiot neighbour that wants to sell his new house? He put up an add on this real estate website and he specifically said : no real estate agents please. I came across this today :
house for sale
The original asking price (without real estate agent) : 459.00€ (incl. VAT)
now : 395.000€ excl. VAT
So it might look like the price has come down, but deary me, it’s gone up with 15.000€!!! So innocent buyers would try to negociate a better price of let’s say 10.000€ less, and think they had a good deal, but they would still be paying 5.000€ more than before. Unbelievable
Ah well, as long as this means they will be out sooner, it’s worth it :-)
Posted on Mon, 28 April 2008 at 13:56
#40,019
mrs h wrote:
This is NOT good enough!! What on earth is Mrs Dan going to think? She’ll be horrified!!!!
*lifts Chr1s’s head out of the curry and sweeps everything else under the carpet*
*wipes everything with a damp cloth*
*hopes for the best*
Posted on Tue, 29 April 2008 at 20:13
#40,020
CS (Colin S) wrote:
I might be getting sacked from my job :(
I got too drunk at the staff do last night and ended up in my mate’s house.
I’m 16 and sorta didn’t tell mum and I sorta didn’t get home til 11.
My mum’s not happy, nor is my boss
Posted on Tue, 29 April 2008 at 21:50
