#781
butters (mikey) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 13:21
#782
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Could have been worse. Could have been the driver.
Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 15:53
#783
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 10 May 2008 at 22:35
#784
butters (mikey) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 17 May 2008 at 20:46
#785
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (I would set Myself On Fire For You) wrote:
Posted on Sun, 18 May 2008 at 11:09
#786
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Sun, 18 May 2008 at 16:09
#787
Gimme Back My Brainsaw (I would set Myself On Fire For You) wrote:
hahahahahahaa. class
’ tell em about the rabbits george ‘
Posted on Sun, 18 May 2008 at 19:15
#788
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Mon, 19 May 2008 at 13:39
#789
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Thu, 22 May 2008 at 11:00
#790
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 18:30
#791
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 18:36
#792
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7409593.stm
Makes me feel safe…
Jesus. I just don’t get why they don’t go the whole hog. It’s obvious we would all be a lot safer if there was a curfew on everyone and we all had government operated cctv in our homes so they could keep an eye on all of us all the time. I’m not quite sure who ‘they’ are, white upper middle class blokes, I reckon. Anyway, I’m going to find out if it’s possible to emigrate to North Korea, they seem to have a much better grasp of civil liberties over there …
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 18:54 in reply to an earlier post
#793
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
And presumably it’ll all be accessible for anyone who has your shiny new id card. Y’know, for convenience. http://www.no2id.net/ It’s all depressing stuff. :(
“government operated cctv in our homes”
I firmly believe that anyone that claims ‘if you’ve nothing to hide, you’ve nothing to fear’ should be legally obliged to have all the curtains in their home removed, any frosted glass in the bathroom to be replaced with clear panes, and ladders bolted to the outside of their house to allow easy viewing access to any upstairs rooms. People should then be allowed to congregate in groups outside, and press their noses to the glass, watching, while the person in question watches tv, goes to the toilet, sleeps, screws, or - I dunno - grieves over a recent death in the family. Anything and everything should be fair pickings. Anyone that so chooses to watch from outside should be subsidised by the government. It wouldn’t be any more of a waste of time or money than the schemes they actually come up with, and at least this way we know the person being watched doesn’t feel their civil liberties are being restrcited at all…
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:10
#794
mr self destruct wrote:
Next step towards a microchipped population…
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:10
#795
deadsetgav wrote:
Never been a better time to chuck a park bench at a copper, if you ask me! ;)
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:13
#796
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
lol. You do know just saying that is now on your permanent record, don’t you?
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:14
#797
deadsetgav wrote:
Fuck em, they can cart me off kicking and screaming… I’m a right grumpy fucker early in the morning so a 5am dawn raid should go down a treat!
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:16
#798
mrs h wrote:
You’ll be in trouble for warning him about that, d - it’s aiding and abetting a free thinker.
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:17
#799
mr self destruct wrote:
You’ll certainly be kicking and screaming because they’ll probably taser you in the balls
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:18
#800
mrs h wrote:
It would be a waste, Gav - they turn all the cameras off when they are kicking the shit out of you :(
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:19
#801
deadsetgav wrote:
Yeah - that would be a laugh wouldn’t it?
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:20
#802
mrs h wrote:
*folds arms and taps foot*
Look me in the eye, Gavin - are you on drugs? :mad:
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:21
#803
deadsetgav wrote:
If they kept them on they could a hybrid TV show - a kinda cross between ‘You’ve been Framed’, ‘Police Camera Action’ and ‘Jackass’.
Get that fat bird off Emerdale cracking badly scripted jokes over CCTV footage of some copper zapping someone in the nads whilst canned laugher plays over the top.
‘Text to vote for your fav clip - all texts cost £2.50 plus usual network charges’
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:24
#804
deadsetgav wrote:
Not since I vomited my pelvis after a hard night on Cake
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:25
#805
mrs h wrote:
I’ll take that as a yes :p
The game show’s been done. It was called ‘Endurance’ if you remember? Freaky Japanese thing.
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:26
#806
mrs h wrote:
vomited up or vomited on?
Don’t answer that - i don’t want to know!
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:27
#807
deadsetgav wrote:
I’ve got another great idea for a show - Its a half hour special called ‘Stop! Nonce’ where Shannons mong lookalike stepdad is chased through a Yorkshire council estate whilst angry residents give chase with sticks and whippets…
Followed at 10:30 by monkey tennis
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:32
#808
butters (mikey) wrote:
the panorama that is on bbc1 now resembles the paedo episode of brass eye, was gonna post this in the what everyone watching topic, but somehow seems more relevant here gav
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:36
#809
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Not since I vomited my pelvis after a hard night on Cake
Did you cry all the water out of your body, too? :D ‘It’s a fucking disgrace’.
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 19:37 in reply to an earlier post
#810
mrs h wrote:
I don’t know why everyone thought that was so funny. It was alright, but the best bit ever was when they convinced Kim Wilde that homeless people got clamped :D
Not that that is in the news today. As far as I can ascertain, the only news in the whole country today is that some cygnets have been born in a swannery in Abbotsbury. Why the f**k would I want to know that? It’s 400 miles away!! That’s BBC Breakfast for you, I guess. Lazy bastards.
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 07:17
