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Started by Hooch's mum (mrs h the 1st) in Chit-Chat on Wed, 3 August 2005 at 22:43

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Ci? wrote:

i don’t think they’d fire you for being drunk at a staff do even though you are only 16…ah don’t worry colin…they’ll all get over it!

Posted on Tue, 29 April 2008 at 22:26

#40,022

CS (Colin S) wrote:

Goin down tomorrow to see where I stand :)

Posted on Tue, 29 April 2008 at 22:37

#40,023

Ci? wrote:

are you just going to work like any other day or were you called in specially for that…either way don’t worry

Posted on Tue, 29 April 2008 at 22:40

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CS (Colin S) wrote:

Well going in on my own accord. Just want to make sure that I’m not gettin in trouble. Only work on saturdays.

Posted on Tue, 29 April 2008 at 23:06

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Dennis wrote:

CS wrote:

I might be getting sacked from my job :(
I got too drunk at the staff do last night and ended up in my mate’s house.

I’m 16 and sorta didn’t tell mum and I sorta didn’t get home til 11.
My mum’s not happy, nor is my boss

We’ve all done it, mate!

I imagine the reaction from the boss will be “Ah to be that young and carefree again…”

:)

Posted on Wed, 30 April 2008 at 08:25 in reply to an earlier post

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marja (sinner) wrote:

we had the same at our managementdays last week. The 2 ladies from controlling were completely wasted. We had a good laugh about it. As long as nobody got hurt and you kept all your clothes on, you will be fine.

Posted on Wed, 30 April 2008 at 08:41

#40,027

mrs h wrote:

lol :D

Posted on Wed, 30 April 2008 at 18:52

#40,028

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (grant the black smoke monsters coming) wrote:

I finally think ive found myself a job, I’m going to mcdonalds a week monday for 15 minutes of what they call OJE

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Dear grant

Well done – you have made it through to the next stage!

We’d like you to come for an On Job Evaluation (OJE) and an interview.
This will give you a chance to see what it’s really like at McDonald’s by working in a restaurant.

The OJE will take approximately 15 minutes and you will be given full instruction on what you will have to do.

After that, you will have an interview with one of our Business Managers, which will also take about 15 minutes. We’re sure you’ll find the OJE really interesting and a great opportunity to see what it feels like to work at McDonald’s.
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Be nice to have some money coming in for once if i get it, living on 30 quid a week is fucking annoying, espically when im in 200 quids worth of debt to people.

plus they give 17% discount on apples online store, and i promised myself id save up for a mac as soon as i find a job. so win win situation

and the hours are flexible, I can arrange them around college, so i can be in college and a full time job at the same time.

All i have to do is sacrafice some of my morals and work for a company i have a few issues with, but then i suppose i cant really complain becuase that would be a bit hypocritical considering all the possibly corrupt corporations i am already supporting in a way.

I really i hope i get this job though, I never thought a job in mcdonalds would be such a complex process, i had to answer a personality test and shit.

the job looks really cushty though, i dunno why people make mcdonalds work out to be so bad.

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 00:05

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butters (mikey) wrote:

i worked in what mc d’s would call the enemy…burger king, back in the day. same kinda reasons i.e the flexibility aound college hours
until one day they wouldnt let me finish early [on a day i wasnt even supposed to be working on] to go to a psychology presentation
the bastards
i remember catching someone making the milkshake a bit ‘milkier’ than it ougha be. ive never eaten at burger king since.

one bit of advice though re. the mac…dont get one, they may be sexy as fuck but theyre also really fragile. if you run high spec programs on them they tend to overheat easily.
i went through 2 in the space of a year and a half. i might as well have taken 3 and a half grand of my hard earned money…laid it on the floor…and just pissed all over it

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 01:42

#40,030

butters (mikey) wrote:

oh, and good luck for the interview

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 01:42

#40,031

caffeinebomb wrote:

Don’t turn up pissed. I had a kid do that for an OJE once and sent him packing straight away.

Be keen and offer to help lots. Wipe tables whilst smiling.

Try to talk to people and be nice.

Good luck.

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 15:43

#40,032

butters (mikey) wrote:

dont shit on the floor

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 15:44

#40,033

mr self destruct wrote:

McDonalds sacked me after the one-month probation period when I was 16…cause I was a surly cunt

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 15:47

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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (grant the black smoke monsters coming) wrote:

Well im going there straight from my college which is next door, will have to sneak off 10 minitues or so early.

So doesnt look like ill be pissed. i sometimes go for a smoke in college so it may be a good idea to miss out on that.

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 15:49

#40,035

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

caffeinebomb wrote:

Be keen and offer to help lots.

Be keen and offer to help lots? You mean… multitask? :s

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Wipe tables whilst smiling.

Oh come on, that’s like trying to chew gum and walk in a straight line! Surely no one can realistically expect that?

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Try to talk to people and be nice.

Now you’re just taking the piss.

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 15:49 in reply to an earlier post

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butters (mikey) wrote:

well i wasnt…seriously…dont shit on the floor

it doesnt go down well.
some crap [no pun intended] about health and safety

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 15:51

#40,037

caffeinebomb wrote:

Nice to see some life breathed into this tired old thread.

I have had OJE candidates fuck up by not following that advice.

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 15:53

#40,038

butters (mikey) wrote:

what…they shat on the floor?

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 15:55

#40,039

Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:

Wait for it…

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 16:51

#40,040

Muskeg (T.M. O.M) wrote:

40,040 :D

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 16:55

#40,041

caffeinebomb wrote:

Yes.

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 20:11

#40,042

Ci? wrote:

speaking of mcdonalds, love this ad!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSCe2d3KZkQ

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 20:59

#40,043

mrs h wrote:

Good luck Grant :)

Eh up Divers!!

*smacks Divers in the face with a hatstand for old times sake*

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 22:22

#40,044

mrs h wrote:

Hello Mr Bomb - didn’t see you there :) How’s things?

*stamps on Divers’ kneecaps to see if it provokes a reaction*

Posted on Mon, 5 May 2008 at 22:32

#40,045

mrs h wrote:

Morning Gav :)

Posted on Tue, 6 May 2008 at 07:42

#40,046

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (grant the black smoke monsters coming) wrote:

Dammit, i woke up twice this morning with a nosebleed. i always seem to get them when its this sunny, anyone got any ideas why?

Posted on Tue, 6 May 2008 at 15:54

#40,047

caffeinebomb wrote:

You’re a big girl’s blouse?

Posted on Tue, 6 May 2008 at 16:14

#40,048

mrs h wrote:

My nephew used to get nosebleeds whenever he was growing really fast.

*hits Mr Bomb with a casserole dish for ignoring my greeting*

Posted on Tue, 6 May 2008 at 18:45

#40,049

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

Quote (author unknown):

My nephew used to get nosebleeds whenever he was growing really fast.

Was it the altitude?

Posted on Tue, 6 May 2008 at 19:59

#40,050

caffeinebomb wrote:

Hello Mrs H. You must accept my apologies for ignoring you

Or I’ll hit you back with this casserole dish.

Did you know it’s been 3 years since I worked at the hullats now?

Posted on Tue, 6 May 2008 at 20:32

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