#31
Dennis wrote:
My fantasy euro 2008 will feature Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue, That Bird Off Big Bang Theory Even Though She Looked Better In Charmed, Holly Willoughby, Davina McCall and an industrial size jar of Nutella.
Fuck all to do with football, I grant you, but it is my fantasy and I shall damn well fantasise whatever I like.
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 11:56
#32
deadsetgav wrote:
What kind of industry would require an industrial size jar of Nutella?
one that had a workforce consisting of squirrels prehaps?
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 12:01
#33
Dennis wrote:
Yes. I didn’t mention the Large Squirrel-operated Factory part of my fantasy, as I was afraid you may mistakenly think it was connected to the other part as mentioned above, i.e. the sexual part.
I do NOT have a sexual predeliction for rodent-based industry, just to clarify. Though I would bet that there a) is a word for such a perversion and b) there is a website for it too.
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 12:05
#34
deadsetgav wrote:
c) you are the chief moderator at said web site ;)
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 13:06
#35
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
I didn’t even bother looking for people with funny names (like ‘Quim’ haha)
I might have to splash out on Quim
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 13:17 in reply to an earlier post
#36
deadsetgav wrote:
We all saw what happened with Zidane - If anyone rubs Quim the wrong way, will we see an outburst?
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 13:42
#37
mr self destruct wrote:
Hard tackle on Quim right in the box
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 14:04
#38
mr self destruct wrote:
My team have a safe pair of hands in Portugal’s Quim
(I just found out he’s a goalkeeper)
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 17:12
#39
fatboy wrote:
Can’t be arsed with football, in fact, the only thing I’m interested in the game is when there are news items involving football hooligans wanting to draw blood out of each other.
Then again, I’ve read the books, seen The Football Factory, Green Street and the Rise of the Foot Soldier, even spoke to a few down my old man’s local and was close to buying a few costly Stone Island shirts…oh I’m going on, but you know.
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 19:01
#40
mr self destruct wrote:
My money’s on Deadshit Gav :) Nice name
Some serious McDonald’s slander going on over there :D
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 21:36
#41
fatboy wrote:
McDonald’s is shit.
Subway is better.
Posted on Fri, 23 May 2008 at 21:54
#42
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
I’ll keep my mouth shut regarding my opinion on that one fatboy.
Posted on Sun, 25 May 2008 at 22:18
#43
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
First points were scored at the weekend:
# Team Manager Matchday Total
1 Gimme United graant imlovinit 15 15
2 LaverysLosers Colin Steele 9 9
3 AceHoles Christian Davies 6 6
3 Neeps United micheal hill 6 6
5 Change Name Gavin Jopson 3 3
6 Self Destruct United Sam Destruct 1 1
7 Bhoys A Dear Dermot Lynn 0 0
7 Generic silly team alan lee 0 0
Remember it’s just for fun at this stage… one more round of friendlies to go then everyone goes back to 0 and it’s the real thing.
Some more people should join!
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 08:20
#44
Taunty Dan wrote:
ooh i might have a go! *goes off to read instructions*
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 09:59
#45
mr self destruct wrote:
Dermot wrote:
5 Change Name Gavin Jopson 3 3
Ha ha - naughty Gav!
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 10:20 in reply to an earlier post
#46
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 12:41
#47
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
wow, im doing suprisingly well
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 13:43
#48
deadsetgav wrote:
Dermot wrote:
Fuck McDonalds in their salty, fat, calorie riddled arsehole!
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 16:07 in reply to an earlier post
#49
mr self destruct wrote:
Is that your new team name Gav?
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 16:25
#50
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Finally, a chant we can all get behind.
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 17:17
#51
mrs h wrote:
You can if you like. I’m standing round the front where it’s safe.
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 18:57
#52
Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:
finally entered, with a different team name this time :)
Posted on Mon, 26 May 2008 at 23:50
#53
Dennis wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
c) you are the chief moderator at said web site ;)
Yes..and don’t think i haven’t spotted your multiple accounts, sonny Jim :mad:
Predictions for which country is going to win the Euro 2008 folks?
I will take a wild stab in the dark and say…I have no idea what countries are even in it still so…erm…Poland…?
Posted on Tue, 27 May 2008 at 08:28 in reply to an earlier post
#54
Dermot (The Derm) wrote:
I have a tenner on Croatia. So… Croatia :-D
Posted on Tue, 27 May 2008 at 08:48
#55
butters (mikey) wrote:
i think its gonna be a very open tournament this year.
croatia and russia have two really exciting teams that play good technical football and can beat anyone on a good day but i also think spain and netherlands have something to prove after years of underacheiving and each have very strong teams.
if i was betting man id put my money on…england
oh…wait…forgot about that.
i think portugal will win
Posted on Tue, 27 May 2008 at 12:24
#56
butters (mikey) wrote:
for anyone thats interested, henrik larsson is now available…dermot
Posted on Tue, 27 May 2008 at 12:36
#57
Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:
Posted on Tue, 27 May 2008 at 13:19
#58
butters (mikey) wrote:
i had to change a player to fit henrik in…
my team is now;
casillas
bosingwa, carvalho, gallas, zambrotta
kranjcar, karagounis, sneijder, ronaldo
arshavin, huntelaar, henrik the king of kings
basically ive dropped fernando torres, arguably the current best striker in the world and replaced him with henrik.
this could either make or break my team
Posted on Tue, 27 May 2008 at 13:33
#59
Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:
ive kept torres and partnered him with podolski
Posted on Tue, 27 May 2008 at 14:07
#60
butters (mikey) wrote:
ive reset the table ahead of the next round of friendlies which means any newcomers will be eligible to score
Posted on Tue, 27 May 2008 at 16:27