#811
Dennis wrote:
It’s not 400 miles away from the people in the village next to Abbotsbury!
You are missing the wider picture - the inter-village warfare that is brewing up, due to what is being dubbed “cygnet envy” by the local media.
Nasty stuff, I can tell you.
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 08:41
#812
butters (mikey) wrote:
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 15:07
#813
mrs h wrote:
@Dennis - It’s probably not 400 miles away from Leeds either, that was a guesstimate. But I still wouldn’t give a fuck if it was in Bradford. On the other hand, it turns out that my cousin used to work there! But then she moved to Staffordshire and I haven’t seen or heard from her since :(
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 19:32
#814
Taunty Dan wrote:
well it is difficult to find carrier pigeons in staffordshire mrs h, and i’m sure she simply hasn’t the time to ride horseback back to the northern plains from whence she came.
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 19:34
#815
mrs h wrote:
:mad:
She came from Dorset, so she won’t have heard of the invention of the horse yet. Which is probably how come she ended up in Staffordshire. She’ll have been wandering along chewing a straw or something and ended up there by accident. She probably won’t be able to escape until she has finally digested all that hideous stinking muck you eat in the Black Country.
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 19:40
#816
Taunty Dan wrote:
how many more times woman?? Dennis is one of those black country folk, i’m STAFFORDSHIRE!! Look do my eyes meet in the middle? NO!
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 19:47
#817
mrs h wrote:
No of course they don’t, your big black country nose is forcing them apart :p
So are you trying to suggest that Staffordshire is no longer in the Black Country?
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 19:51
#818
Taunty Dan wrote:
what i’m telling you, you northern wench, is that i am situated a good 30 mile from the black country! its an insult i tell you, an insult!!
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 19:55
#819
mrs h wrote:
30 miles? Dennis could run that far in less than an hour if someone drove a van full of…
*has horrible deja vu*
Well I’m 30 miles from Skipton but I’m still in Yorkshire! You’re making no sense at all. It’s that foul grey paste you eat. You should have some omega 3 and a bit of fresh veg every now and again :)
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 20:01
#820
Taunty Dan wrote:
listen, love, theres only a 20 yard gap between chase terrace and chasetown, but i’ll bitterly defend my terrace status to the death!!
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 20:11
#821
mrs h wrote:
LOL - bless :) You’re supposed to defend it to the bitter end, not defend it bitterly.
So is Chase terrace in the Bla … erm … near Blackburn?
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 20:16
#822
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
listen, love, theres only a 20 yard gap between chase terrace and chasetown, but i’ll bitterly defend my terrace status to the death!!
At the risk of wading into an argument like a blindfolded toddler into a minefield, are Chase Terrace and Chasetown two separate places..?
Where do they start and end then, cos I always thought it was just two names for the same place…?
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 20:56 in reply to an earlier post
#823
butters (mikey) wrote:
did i click ‘gracious me…’ instead…
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 21:05
#824
Dennis wrote:
No, mate, but the revelation that there is a separate Chase Terrace and Chasetown is pretty big news, I am sure you’ll agre..I’m sure you’ll.. Butters..? BUTTERS?! Are you…asleep there, boy…?!
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 21:08
#825
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad: oh my GOD DID YOU NOT READ??? 2o YARDS!!!! 20 YARDS!!!!!
*explodes. again*
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 21:10
#826
butters (mikey) wrote:
no daddy not the blue skirt…
*jumps up startled*
huh?…did someone say something…i wasnt sleeping…honest
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 21:10
#827
Dennis wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
:mad: oh my GOD DID YOU NOT READ??? 2o YARDS!!!! 20 YARDS!!!!!
*explodes. again*
*lost*
Can you express that distance in the Black Country Scale. i.e. how many black puddings end to end…?
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 21:29 in reply to an earlier post
#828
Taunty Dan wrote:
:rolleyes: ar cor tell ya kidda. twenny?
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 21:35
#829
Dennis wrote:
twenny balck puddings! That’s nearly a year’s wages!
*faints*
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 21:37
#830
Taunty Dan wrote:
and on that bombshell i’m off to bed.
Night fuckers.
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 21:39
#831
Dennis wrote:
Breaking news…
Dan’s off to bed.
Night. Cunt.
Posted on Wed, 28 May 2008 at 21:41
#832
mrs h wrote:
Dennis wrote:
twenny balck puddings! That’s nearly a year’s wages!
*faints*
:D
Posted on Thu, 29 May 2008 at 20:54 in reply to an earlier post
#833
butters (mikey) wrote:
Posted on Sun, 1 June 2008 at 16:07
#834
mrs h wrote:
:S
“The ashes were said to have been kept in a “pink teddy bear-shaped bag””
Well you don’t get more respectful than that, do you?!
She probably gave him to the charity shop by accident.
Posted on Sun, 1 June 2008 at 23:26
#835
butters (mikey) wrote:
i wonder if someone will accidentally ingest them and be possessed with kurt’s spirit a’la cartman when he ingested kenny’s ashes
Posted on Mon, 2 June 2008 at 00:43
#836
mrs h wrote:
Maybe. She should have kept him in a Hoover bag to help guard against such an eventuality …
@Hooch - I want my ashes putting in an etch-a-sketch :)
Posted on Mon, 2 June 2008 at 00:56
#837
butters (mikey) wrote:
lol, why, so you can freak her out by drawing weird pictures by yourself every now and then?
actually, that would be pretty cool…note to self
Posted on Mon, 2 June 2008 at 01:18
#838
mrs h wrote:
I could write little notes, like “IT WAS HIM!!! ->” and “No, of course I can’t water the fucking plants while you’re away! :mad:” which I think would be very useful from beyond the grave :)
Posted on Mon, 2 June 2008 at 07:21
#839
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Wed, 11 June 2008 at 11:26
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#840
deadsetgav’s post on Wed, 11 June 2008 at 11:27 was deleted by hoochalobster (Duplicate)
