Wall of Mouths

Hello and welcome… good luck with your collecting :)

Lol! Thanks Dennis!

Ill put my feet up and chill then!

thanks Punkwank, I think!

No, you have to get the right size in the first place. It works by stopping the sperm from reaching the egg, and if you get the wrong size you catch lobsters.

I’ll get my coat.

And my asshat.

My fridge hasn’t even got a back door :(

No. The sperm might get in and I’ll end up with lobsters. Although I like the idea of a window. Then I’d be able to tell if the light really stays off when the door is shut.

*gets saw*

*puts some cream on it*

dutch asshats are availlable by contacting me.. :O)

cheers

Paulo, Welcome to this weird & wonderful world, where you can say pretty much anything daft, stupid or just plain insane & we’ll love you all the more for it. But I’ll assume you’ve already gathered that by now. :-)

You see that is EXACTLY the sort of unconscious sexism that threatens the very core of our society! There is much more to being a woman than just being female you know. You should stand in the naughty corner and have a long hard think about your prejudices. Although I won’t ask you to apologise to the fridge. That could be considered patronising, and might also be seen as reinforcing cultural stereotypes.

Although naturally female fridges are better than male ones. Male ones are really sexist and also they spend all day lounging about in string vests drinking beer and talking about football.

mrs h wrote:

You see that is EXACTLY the sort of unconscious sexism that threatens the very core of our society! There is much more to being a woman than just being female you know. You should stand in the naughty corner and have a long hard think about your prejudices. Although I won’t ask you to apologise to the fridge. That could be considered patronising, and might also be seen as reinforcing cultural stereotypes.

Although naturally female fridges are better than male ones. Male ones are really sexist and also they spend all day lounging about in string vests drinking beer and talking about football.

Half off at the pub this afternoon? ;-)

*finds the naughty corner to be “strange, yet oddly exciting”*

Not really in total agreement on the fridges, though. Most of the female ones I know are too barefooted ‘n pregnant ‘n making me some pie to know what the word ‘patronizing’ means. :-D

Most American female fridges prefer watching a really insidious crap karoake contest (thank you, England!) whilst freezing giant slabs of slain bovine. I’ve also heard tell that they are addicted to augmenting their saline saddled doors and injecting their ice makers with botox. :)

RoyBatty wrote:

Most American female fridges prefer watching a really insidious crap karoake contest (thank you, England!)

:D

Thank you Roy. I’d reciprocate, but we (and indeed our fridges) find that all the best American TV comes from Canada :)

Welcome to the mad world of us, Paulo, I’m sure you’ll feel at home already.

RoyBatty wrote:

But what the hell do I know, my fridge is currently listening to the soundtrack to Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron…

It’s tough letting go, I know, but you have to let them develop their independence sooner or later. I mean you don’t want to be cashing your pension and still have a fridge-freezer hanging from your apron strings. It plays havoc with your hips.

mrs h wrote:

It’s tough letting go, I know, but you have to let them develop their independence sooner or later. I mean you don’t want to be cashing your pension and still have a fridge-freezer hanging from your apron strings. It plays havoc with your hips.

:-D

I know, I know…I’m sure after my fridge leaves the kitchen-nest, hearing Sunglasses at NIght will cease to be the kick in the nuts it truly is.