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This messageboard has a lot to answer for…

I’ve a little story to tell - I hope you are sitting comfortably…

A little over 4 years ago I actually bothered to create an account on this site - Since about 93/94 I’ve been a big Therapy? fan (and music fan in general). I was at school around that time and had limited cash, so I spent all my spare change on blank tapes - copying all the latest music off friends with older siblings who could actually afford to buy decent music.

Since those days I’d managed to get quite a CD collection going, and as at that time I actullly had a bit of spare change, I was going through a phase of buying all the singles missing off ebay - and was looking for advice…

Anyway, after settling in and posting maany, many inane posts - most of which were unfunny, some actually funny and a whole lot more that made me laugh if no one else, there was a thread created by a decent chap called Seb (motherh666) called the ‘single womble thread’…

In this thread I happened to become involved in some rather flirtatious exchanges with a young female Womble named Jess… one thing lead to another, we emailed, chatted on MSN and had one or two phone calls…

When we actually met up, I knew straight away that she was the one for me - I fell in love with her imediately.

To cut a long story short, after 3 and a half years, a slightly messy divorce, buying a house and moving in together, I couldn’t be happier… and last month I found out that I was going to become a father - Yes - we are having the very first (I think) womble baby!!!

So - if it wasn’t for this board, and the good people on this board (special mention to Daryl ;) ) I wouldn’t be here now planning the birth of baby ‘Orinoco’

There are some really great people that frequent this site, some of you I’ve had the good fortune to meet and others even though I haven’t - I still regard as friends. This has to be one of the best places on the net to be a part of and I’ll keep you all up to date with the little ones progress.

So long you bunch of cunts (and I mean that in the nicest of ways :))

Posted on Sun, 8 June 2008 at 21:08

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Dusty (Chris Davies) wrote:

Congrats Gav :). Hope all is well in the future. Good luck.

This message board is THE best of all time :D.

Posted on Sun, 8 June 2008 at 21:12

butters (mikey) wrote:

two t? fans having a child…

sanctus!!…dominus!!

Posted on Sun, 8 June 2008 at 21:16

mr self destruct wrote:

Hurrah - congratulations to you and Jess! :)

Posted on Sun, 8 June 2008 at 21:18

mr self destruct wrote:

Seb’s an inadvertent matchmaker extraordinaire cause I nicked my missus off his MySpace friends list

Posted on Sun, 8 June 2008 at 21:22

CS (Colin S) wrote:

Brilliant news Gav you twat!
And of course to Jess, how unlucky she is to have a guy like you ;)

As for that single wombles thread, time for a bump I think!

Posted on Sun, 8 June 2008 at 21:24

Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

hey gav that is great news bud, if its a boy u cn call him either andy, michael or neil,

Posted on Sun, 8 June 2008 at 23:09

fatboy wrote:

All the best mate, that’s great news.

Posted on Sun, 8 June 2008 at 23:41

Gimme Back My Brainsaw (Fuck it) wrote:

:D. congratulations gav.

this place is great cus of it ive met some cool people on here who ive come across in ‘real life’

i kinda look at it as like a great big pub with a huge diversity of people from around the world.

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 00:13

butters (mikey) wrote:

ill have a double jack and coke grant

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 00:47

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CS (Colin S) wrote:

Pint of Stella if yer offerin, cheers!

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 01:04

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Graeme55? (Graeme Williams) wrote:

tbh there are a lot of great people on here, but ive only met a couple which isnt enough, but i guess ill have to wait a lil while longer :(

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 01:24

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buffalo-boy wrote:

my g/f isnt a T? fan but i’m working on it…! I got her into NANE and she’s seen em live once so we’ll turn her into a Wom yet!

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 07:34

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Dermot (The Derm) wrote:

That’s a brilliant story mate… congrats! Keep us all updated!

Maybe Therapy? will make mention of the first WOMble baby on the sleeve of their new album… Sarah? :-)

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 08:12

#14

Divers (Simon) wrote:

Well done Gav, i’m happy for you mate… i’ve met some amazing people on this board as well, and it was a pleasure getting drunk with you and the lovely Jess that time. Hopefully another piss up isn’t far off (well once she has popped out the sprong).

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 08:20

#15

chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:

Excellent news Gav!!! All the best to you both :)

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 08:57

#16

deadsetgav wrote:

Hope so mate… The Manc gig was a top, top night!

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 08:57

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Dennis wrote:

That’s excellent news! Congratulations!

I will go back and read your old posts, in search of these mythical “actually funny” ones of which you speak :p

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 09:32

#18

deadsetgav wrote:

Find a needle in that haystack over there whilst you are at it ;)

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 09:50

#19

marja (sinner) wrote:

congratulations gav :-)
all the best for you both and the baby. We want to see those echos as soon as you get them

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 10:59

#20

Misanthropologist (d) wrote:

deadsetgav wrote:
(special mention to Daryl ;) )

Haha! :D :p

Heartfelt congratulations to you both! :)

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 11:08

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mrs h wrote:

Woohoo!!!!!!! :D

I TOLD you if you did it properly it would work :p

Seriously, I hope you have loads and loads of happy years together and that the little ones are best friends and never fall out and that you have a really easy time of it and Jess doesn’t tear your face off with her teeth during the birth and that the baby is an angel (and a girl) and that you let me be its spare emergency Grandma :)

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 11:34

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Dennis wrote:

very specific wishes there, mrs h. You’ll never win Miss World with that lot, can’t you just cross your fingers and ask for “world peace” like everyone else…?

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 11:41

#23

Cuchulain wrote:

Congrats Gav & Jess. So there is hope for software developers after all ! ;)

Seriously , a warm welcome soon to the community of T? da’s and ma’s , we’re a great bunch really.

One tip from experience : better wait a while before you let the youngwan listen to any T? songs containing the F-word.
They tend to remember and repeat these things at the most unwelcoming moments !

Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 11:42