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mrs h wrote:
Hello you:D I have to go and get my lunch, but I’m glad you are alive!
Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 11:36
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Divers (Simon) wrote:
I’m alive just about, just got back from my Half sisters wedding… was honestly the best wedding weekend i have ever been too. It was a very drunken affair and had no organision at all, i loved it! My liver however isn’t a happy chappy. :)
Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 11:40
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mrs h wrote:
Give it some onions. I’m pretty sure onions are supposed to be good for livers :)
Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 12:42
#40,204
caffeinebomb wrote:
Taunty Dan wrote:
Work??!! People have JOBS in tipton?? Crikey, you learn something new every day. Except yesterday…*curses world*
My post was in the PAST tense Mr Taunty - I don’t work there now, and therefore could not demonstrate that people in Tipton have jobs.
I seem to remember most of them were in the pub most of the time drinking Moild
Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 15:01 in reply to an earlier post
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mrs h wrote:
I mis read that - I thought it said mould! Or was it a typo? :S
Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 17:00
#40,206
caffeinebomb wrote:
It’s a pronunciation based spelling
Posted on Mon, 9 June 2008 at 17:57
#40,207
mrs h wrote:
I know. I was entirely sidetracked by delirium. I am now on my 3rd day of “not having a fag ever again”
Morning Dad! :D
Posted on Tue, 10 June 2008 at 07:32
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marja (sinner) wrote:
I would like to apoligise in advance for the unfunny remark
But you still smoke cigerattes then???
Posted on Tue, 10 June 2008 at 08:51
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hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
No, she doesn’t! Keep her distracted with another topic…
Posted on Tue, 10 June 2008 at 09:08
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White Psycho wrote:
Err…have you noticed how sausage rolls are better if you don’t buy them from Greggs?
(was that distracting enough?)
Posted on Tue, 10 June 2008 at 18:27
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caffeinebomb wrote:
I find virtually everything is better if I don’t buy it from Greggs.
They seem to have some form of ambient deep fat fryer which makes everything vaguely soggy and greasy apart from the bacon in their bacon rolls (which SHOULD be vaguely soggy and greasy) which becomes inexplicably dry and brittle, a bit like Beef Jerky.
Posted on Tue, 10 June 2008 at 19:18
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:
I gave in and bought a rolling machine today, im fed up of my rollies not looking the part.
FUCK GREGGS! i have no time for any big brand of bakerys, theyre killing off the small local bakeries.
Posted on Tue, 10 June 2008 at 20:36
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caffeinebomb wrote:
Unlike your employer who does so much for the local catering trade :->
*hides in a corner and awaits scathing reprisals*
Posted on Tue, 10 June 2008 at 21:04
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Gimme Back My Brainsaw (fuck democracy) wrote:
Our local catering trade is pretty much non exsistent anyway, all we have is a wimpy and a few greasy chip shops.
our bakery scene however is thriving (we dont have greggs or any of their ilk which is probably why)
Posted on Tue, 10 June 2008 at 22:01
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mrs h wrote:
caffeinebomb wrote:
I find virtually everything is better if I don’t buy it from Greggs.
True. Except for paper bags. Greggs’ paper bags are both robust and copious.
Posted on Wed, 11 June 2008 at 06:36 in reply to an earlier post
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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
And the grease doesn’t escape from them either!!
Posted on Wed, 11 June 2008 at 13:34
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mrs h wrote:
That’s true, they are greaseproof, robust and copious. Just like woodlice.
Posted on Wed, 11 June 2008 at 16:51
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chr1s (The T.F.M) wrote:
Except, you couldn’t keep a Scotch Pie in a woodlouse.
Posted on Thu, 12 June 2008 at 08:12
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White Psycho wrote:
A giant fiberglass woodlouse you could.
Posted on Thu, 12 June 2008 at 17:07
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Taunty Dan wrote:
chr1s wrote:
Except, you couldn’t keep a Scotch Pie in a woodlouse.
but you could keep a woodlouse, nae, MANY woodlouse (woodlice?), in a scotch pie.
If…erm, you wanted to of course…
*continues to prep D’s dinner*
Posted on Thu, 12 June 2008 at 22:09 in reply to an earlier post
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mrs h wrote:
@WP - that’s not a giant fibreglass woodlouse, it’s Tinne’s wedding dress! :mad:
Morning Gav :)
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 06:50
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deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 07:02
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marja (sinner) wrote:
can you show me a picture of my woodlouse weddingdress, just to see if it will go with the purple velvet suit of the boyfriend and my red shiny shoes
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 07:15
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White Psycho wrote:
mrs h wrote:
@WP - that’s not a giant fibreglass woodlouse, it’s Tinne’s wedding dress! :mad:
Morning Gav :)
How was I to know she was having a woodland theme?
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 10:59 in reply to an earlier post
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mrs h wrote:
marja wrote:
can you show me a picture of my woodlouse weddingdress, just to see if it will go with the purple velvet suit of the boyfriend and my red shiny shoes
Don’t let Yurgen see it, it’s unlucky. AND it’s Friday 13th …
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 11:05 in reply to an earlier post
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marja (sinner) wrote:
with some yellow dots and purple stars, it will be exactly what i was looking for :-)
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 12:17
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mrs h wrote:
It will be beautiful. And I will knit you a veil out of something tough, just in case you have a really terrible hangover! ;)
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 19:55
#40,228
marja (sinner) wrote:
i want a husband at the an of the day, not a hangover (or is that the same)
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 21:00
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mrs h wrote:
No no no no no - I meant in case you woke UP with a hangover. You don’t want to be staggering down the aisle all windswept and bloodshot, do you? So I thought I would knit you a purple and yellow veil to match your outfit. Then you can do what you like the night before. And although you won’t be able to see anything it won’t matter because everyone will be there to help you. It’s going to be lovely :)
Posted on Sat, 14 June 2008 at 15:59
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mrs h wrote:
Hooch’s mum wrote:
Let’s bring T S Eliot into the equation …
” In the small circle of pain within the skull
You still shall tramp and tread one endless round
Of thought, to justify your action to yourselves,
Weaving a fiction which unravels as you weave,
Pacing forever in the hell of make-believe
Which never is belief: this is your fate on earth
And we must think no further of you. ”
There you go. Culture.
I haven’t had a fag for 8 days now.
Posted on Sun, 15 June 2008 at 21:40 in reply to an earlier post
