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marja (sinner) wrote:
hooray, I’m so proud of you, I wish I cook say the same about my cookie-addiction :-)
Posted on Mon, 16 June 2008 at 07:15
#40,232
mrs h wrote:
I wish I could say the same about my cake addiction. I never eat sweet food, I don’t like cake or biscuits or sweets, but since I stopped smoking I can’t help myself :(
Posted on Mon, 16 June 2008 at 12:54
#40,233
deadsetgav wrote:
Don’t go crying all the water out of your body!
Posted on Mon, 16 June 2008 at 18:37
#40,234
mrs h wrote:
You don’t understand!!! :mad:
*has irrational paddy*
Ok. I won’t go on about it.
So - how’s the baby has Jess had a scan yet? does it have a halo? When is it due? Have you told the little ‘un? Are you going to give it a nickname seeing as Orinoco Danger Lobster is a bit of a mouthful? Are your parents all excited about it? What about Clare’s parents? Is it going to be born in Yorkshire?…
Posted on Mon, 16 June 2008 at 20:27
#40,235
deadsetgav wrote:
We told the little ‘un - He says if it is a boy it is going to be called ‘Fred’, and if its a girl its going to be called ‘Icky’ (wtf?? i don’t know).
Scan is early next month, due date is early Jan.
My parents might explode with excitement… and it should be born in good ole Lancashire… ;)
Posted on Mon, 16 June 2008 at 22:18
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Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Early January? It better not be the fifth, I don’t want the publicity taken away from my birthday. ;)
Posted on Tue, 17 June 2008 at 12:18
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mrs h wrote:
:D Icky is a great name!!! and I figured it out - I think your nearest hospital is Halifax, so chances are it will be a Yorkshire baby :D I hope your parents don’t explode, but you should get them to mention the baby in the will just in case. That way if they do you will be able to steal an extra chunk of cash from your brother to buy nappies and champagne :)
@d - no, it won’t even be its first :)
Posted on Tue, 17 June 2008 at 19:50
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deadsetgav wrote:
Nah - we are under Rochdale - that is the closest by a good few miles ;)
Posted on Wed, 18 June 2008 at 12:57
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mrs h wrote:
You must never tell it! A home birth would be much better anyway … :)
Posted on Wed, 18 June 2008 at 19:00
#40,240
caffeinebomb wrote:
A Holmfirth Home Birth would be better still
Posted on Wed, 18 June 2008 at 19:39
#40,241
Taunty Dan wrote:
particularly if it was delivered by colin firth.
Such mirth.
Posted on Wed, 18 June 2008 at 21:57
#40,242
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
fucking hell, since saturday night ive been suffering serious nicotine withdrawl, ive got by since then on about 4 fags ive lent off people, had no money to get any baccy, all the suffering was nearly over as i get payed tommorow, then my nan goes to me early today how are you for baccy ive got some pouches if you want one lol. all that suffering, ive been proper cranky and feeling ill the last few days as well.
Posted on Wed, 18 June 2008 at 22:24
#40,243
caffeinebomb wrote:
masturbation releases endorphins associated with relief of withdrawal symptoms.
That’s what I told Pete Docherty so I guess a lot of the problem is down to me
Posted on Thu, 19 June 2008 at 01:07
#40,244
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
masturbation saved my life (or not)
Posted on Thu, 19 June 2008 at 18:16
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mrs h wrote:
You shouldn’t have bothered, it seems your grandmother is trying to kill you anyway :(
Posted on Thu, 19 June 2008 at 20:20
#40,246
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
nah she saved my life, ive been ill all week feeling shit, today ive been happy as larry.
Posted on Thu, 19 June 2008 at 23:30
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mrs h wrote:
I always thought that none of the bad things would ever happened to me if i smoked, because I was young and thick when I started. I started smoking even though my grandma died from smoking related heart disease. Now I know 3 people who have died from throat cancer, 1 who has had to have most of her lymph glands removed, 1 guy with incurable lung cancer and 1 guy who is just finishing chemo at the moment. Now THAT is what I call feeling shit!
I’m not having a go at you or trying to be pious about stopping - when I was your age I wouldn’t have listened either. I’m only telling you because when you talk like that you sound like a knob, and I thought you’d want to know.
Morning Gav :)
Posted on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 06:54
#40,248
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 06:56
#40,249
marja (sinner) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
No no no no no - I meant in case you woke UP with a hangover. You don’t want to be staggering down the aisle all windswept and bloodshot, do you? So I thought I would knit you a purple and yellow veil to match your outfit. Then you can do what you like the night before. And although you won’t be able to see anything it won’t matter because everyone will be there to help you. It’s going to be lovely :)
You better start knitting mrs H, we’ve set a date, 18th of april 2009. That is “only” 10 months away :-o
Posted on Sun, 22 June 2008 at 16:39 in reply to an earlier post
#40,250
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Sorry to do a colin but …
fucking hell, last night i screwed up with a girl, who overheared me saying stuff about her to my mates, turns out she was in the pub sitting behind me the whole time and no one would mention.
also ive spent all my wages from thursday lasty night and friday nigh, and im gutted, have nothing to show for my work other than pools of vomit scattered over the town center.
never again
Posted on Sun, 22 June 2008 at 16:57
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mrs h wrote:
marja wrote:
You better start knitting mrs H, we’ve set a date, 18th of april 2009. That is “only” 10 months away :-o
Yay!! I will knit a load of baby clothes too. And a dog warmer :)
Posted on Mon, 23 June 2008 at 19:49 in reply to an earlier post
#40,252
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Thu, 26 June 2008 at 14:57
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marja (sinner) wrote:
Can you knit a crown for me instead of a veil? I want to be a princess when I get married
Posted on Thu, 26 June 2008 at 15:07
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mrs h wrote:
I’ll try, but I’m not sure how it will stand up. Maybe we will have to prop it up by putting a pair of shoes or a cake tin inside …
Posted on Thu, 26 June 2008 at 18:51
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marja (sinner) wrote:
No shoes —> Mr. bomb will steal it. And if we put a cake tin in it, than dennis will try to eat it, or at least try to lick it clean. Aren’t there any toast left that hanna made? That was ages ago, so they have to be rock hard by now
Posted on Thu, 26 June 2008 at 19:30
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mrs h wrote:
It was, but Dan and d wanted it for something.
What about recycled donkey hooves? We’ve got buckets of those! :)
Posted on Thu, 26 June 2008 at 19:45
#40,257
marja (sinner) wrote:
nope, gav took them. He said something about new “wheels” for his car
Posted on Thu, 26 June 2008 at 19:49
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mrs h wrote:
Erm… knitting needles? I guess if I didn’t cast off, but instead integrated the needles themselves into the overall design we could tart them up a bit to good effect. And crowns are supposed to be a bit spiky …
Posted on Thu, 26 June 2008 at 19:52
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Lola* wrote:
i still cannot believe you never made it past the first round of blue peter auditions!
Posted on Thu, 26 June 2008 at 19:55
#40,260
mrs h wrote:
It wasn’t my “creativity” that was the problem :(
Posted on Thu, 26 June 2008 at 19:56
