#841
marja (sinner) wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
And presumably it’ll all be accessible for anyone who has your shiny new id card. Y’know, for convenience. http://www.no2id.net/ It’s all depressing stuff. :(
Don’t you already have an ID card? As of age 12 we all get it here. And i heard on the radio yesterday that as of today even all donkyes and hprses need to have them. These crazy people did forget that those animals do not have quite purses or wallets to carry them around but, but hey, why think about the details …
Posted on Wed, 11 June 2008 at 12:38 in reply to an earlier post
#842
mrs h wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Surprised they didn’t accuse him of terrorism and bang him up for a month!
:D
Or 42 days…?
Posted on Wed, 11 June 2008 at 16:55 in reply to an earlier post
#843
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
marja wrote:
Don’t you already have an ID card? As of age 12 we all get it here. And i heard on the radio yesterday that as of today even all donkyes and hprses need to have them. These crazy people did forget that those animals do not have quite purses or wallets to carry them around but, but hey, why think about the details …
It’s not the id card, it’s the database that goes with it that’s the problem. http://www.no2id.net/IDSchemes/whyNot.php#notcomparable
Posted on Wed, 11 June 2008 at 17:06 in reply to an earlier post
#844
mrs h wrote:
That’s very true. Donkeys and horses are rubbish at IT …
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 06:52
#845
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
Only because the ergonomic chairs weren’t designed with them in mind.
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 11:17
#846
mr self destruct wrote:
deadsetgav wrote:
Welcome to Police State UK
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 16:05 in reply to an earlier post
#847
mrs h wrote:
Misanthropologist wrote:
Only because the ergonomic chairs weren’t designed with them in mind.
Mine was :(
Posted on Fri, 13 June 2008 at 19:18 in reply to an earlier post
#848
Cuchulain wrote:
Just read a very funny item about the Russian airforce dumping a bag of cement powder from a plane in the hope it would burst open and dissolve a cloud , so it would give better weather on the 12th of June when they celebrate the end of the Soviet Union.
No surprise the bag didn’t burst and went through a roof in a Moscow suburb.
I’d say bring back the old Soviets , such amateurism wasn’t heard of in their days.
Posted on Wed, 18 June 2008 at 10:26
#849
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Wed, 18 June 2008 at 11:58
#850
The Auto Surgeon (Mark) wrote:
Yuk! I wouldn’t want the job of clearing out the pipes of that dust-cart!!!
Posted on Wed, 18 June 2008 at 12:07
#851
hoochalobster (Sarah) Super Moderator wrote:
Regarding the last paragraph of this article, I can’t help but feel we’ve been robbed.
Posted on Wed, 18 June 2008 at 13:23
#852
Dennis wrote:
Posted on Thu, 19 June 2008 at 15:37
#853
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
“They said they had found no evidence that the feet had been severed.”
What an odd thing to say. Surely the fact that they’re not attached to legs anymore would be _some_ sort of clue.
Posted on Thu, 19 June 2008 at 19:57
#854
mrs h wrote:
That’s what i thought at first. But then I read the rest of the article :p
Posted on Thu, 19 June 2008 at 20:05
#855
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
You mean where it says “She added that feet normally come apart from legs in water”? And that’s not an odd thing to say? :D I’m never going swimming again. :eek:
Posted on Thu, 19 June 2008 at 20:40
#856
mrs h wrote:
lol :D
I did think it was bizarre that they felt they had to point out that right feet don’t float differently to left feet. If only that were true of dancing.
Posted on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 07:04
#857
mrs h wrote:
hoochalobster wrote:
Regarding the last paragraph of this article, I can’t help but feel we’ve been robbed.
And I can’t help feeling that I was a terrible parent, or that yur school failed to identify your unique needs :p
Posted on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 07:05 in reply to an earlier post
#858
deadsetgav wrote:
Castle Hassle! c’mon thats pure genius at work!
Posted on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 07:24
#859
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I did think it was bizarre that they felt they had to point out that right feet don’t float differently to left feet. If only that were true of dancing.
I did have an image of hydrodynamic feet, ploughing through the water, curving towards the big toe. If a boat was shaped like a foot, I’d bet it would have a tendency to curve in one direction. Mind you, feet don’t tend to have outboard motors. Not typically.
I guess what I’m saying is that I’m surprised the feet don’t go in two different directions. :D
Posted on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 16:46 in reply to an earlier post
Last edited by hoochalobster on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 22:37 (Corrected formatting)
#860
Misanthropologist’s post on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 16:48 was deleted by hoochalobster (Message to moderator)
#861
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 17:45
#862
mr self destruct wrote:
Gotta admire the thought that went into such a hilariously evil prank:
“The coroners service, a forensic pathologist and an anthropologist have all examined the shoe and remains, and determined a skeletonised animal paw was inserted into the shoe with a sock and packed with dried seaweed”
Posted on Fri, 20 June 2008 at 17:49
#863
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Posted on Mon, 30 June 2008 at 22:12
#864
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Posted on Sat, 12 July 2008 at 18:54
#865
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Fri, 1 August 2008 at 18:35
#866
Alan wrote:
Posted on Fri, 1 August 2008 at 19:16
#867
deadsetgav wrote:
“When he was attacking him, he was calm … like he was at the beach,” Mr Caton said.
excuse me… when I was last at the beach, I read a book - not cut some poor cunts head off! what kind of holiday has this witness had?
Posted on Fri, 1 August 2008 at 23:17
#868
mrs h wrote:
This was in Canada. A trip to the beach for a Canadian usually involves battering baby seals to death with clubs.
Posted on Sat, 2 August 2008 at 10:59
#869
mr self destruct wrote:
Posted on Sun, 3 August 2008 at 11:24
#870
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Tue, 5 August 2008 at 10:09
