#40,291
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Well i feel as though we need some sort of event to restore GM to its once glorious state.
how about a belated Independance Day party, or we could have a gracious me anniversary party in august, or we could go for the big one and hold a birthday party for gimme back my brainsaw in 2 weeks.
hell as long as theres some sort of party i dont care what the excuse for it is.
Posted on Wed, 9 July 2008 at 16:27
#40,292
mrs h wrote:
It’s MY birthday in 2 weeks as well. And 30 seconds’ birthday. We should have a party for all of us. To make sure that it meets with my approval it can be a Victorian theme party. I shall be the lady of the manor, and you can be a street urchin named “OY!”. 30 Seconds can be a chimney sweep, which will cleverly disguise his absence if he fails to show up.
*puts on long frock and cute boots with weird little cloth buttons at the front*
*starts to pluck swan*
Posted on Fri, 11 July 2008 at 07:28
#40,293
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Fairplay m’lady that sounds like a top notch idea
1842
A law is passed to ban women and children from working in coal, iron, lead and tin mining.
but nothing about chimney sweeps :D
Posted on Fri, 11 July 2008 at 16:25
#40,294
mrs h wrote:
There we go then, that’s that sorted.
*gives Gimme 10 bob*
Will you nip and get some stuffing for this swan, a cake. 20 loaves of bread and stuff to put in them, 16 barrels of beer and a horse?
Ta :)
Posted on Fri, 11 July 2008 at 18:00
#40,295
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
*returns 3 days later with 16 empty barrels of beer*
sorry smum i got mugged on the way home, I had to walk and all the damn bastards stole my horse, I blame violent video games.
Posted on Fri, 11 July 2008 at 21:00
#40,296
mrs h wrote:
“16 empty barrels of beer”, eh? How can they be empty barrels and be barrels of beer at the same time? I can’t believe a single word you say :mad:
*looks suspiciously at Gimme’s floor-length horse skin coat*
Posted on Sun, 13 July 2008 at 20:00
#40,297
White Psycho wrote:
It’s like Schroeder’s cat mate. You don’t know they’re empty until you try and get a pint out of it.
Posted on Sun, 13 July 2008 at 20:40
#40,298
mrs h wrote:
I’ve never tried to get a pint out of a cat, and frankly I’m shocked …
Posted on Sun, 13 July 2008 at 20:56
#40,299
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
White Psycho wrote:
It’s like Schroeder’s cat mate. You don’t know they’re empty until you try and get a pint out of it.
Is that anything like mcmayonase you dont know its empty untill you have some floor manager demanding 8 quater pounders off you
Posted on Sun, 13 July 2008 at 23:11 in reply to an earlier post
#40,300
Misanthropologist (d) wrote:
mrs h wrote:
I’ve never tried to get a pint out of a cat, and frankly I’m shocked …
I’m still trying to get my head around the idea of a floor length horse.
Posted on Mon, 14 July 2008 at 20:18 in reply to an earlier post
#40,301
mrs h wrote:
I’m pretty sure that floor length is more than a yard, but less than a fathom. Which probably explains why you can’t fathom it.I don’t think you should try and get your head around it though - that way is almost certainly riddled with peril.
Morning Gav :)
Posted on Tue, 15 July 2008 at 07:42
#40,302
deadsetgav wrote:
Posted on Tue, 15 July 2008 at 07:48
#40,303
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Good morning Gav :)
Sorry it’s late!
Posted on Thu, 17 July 2008 at 00:29
#40,304
mrs h wrote:
I think it’s too late for d. The horse of doom has clearly won the fathoming battle. We need to arrange a bloody funeral now!! :mad:
*decides to leave all the Happy Birthday balloons up anyway*
Posted on Sat, 19 July 2008 at 11:10
#40,305
mrs h wrote:
Posted on Sat, 19 July 2008 at 19:44
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#40,307
Hanne wrote:
It’s good to see Gracious Me still going! Although seemingly a shadow of its former self.
How is everyone?
I’ve missed it here.
Posted on Thu, 24 July 2008 at 11:56
#40,308
CS (Colin S) wrote:
Are you back for good? :)
Posted on Thu, 24 July 2008 at 13:34
#40,309
mrs h wrote:
Hello my love!!!!
@ Colin - Of course she is!! :)
*chains Hanne to the toaster*
Posted on Fri, 25 July 2008 at 07:55
#40,310
Dennis wrote:
*sits idly on the security desk having a crafty nap with his cap over his eyes*
W..w.w.w.w.wait, what erm…erm…
*straightens uniform*
*speaks into walkie-talkie*
“Activity on GM, do you read me, activity on GM, urgent backup required, I repeat activity on GM”
Nobody told me anything about PEOPLE coming down to these parts…!
*panic starts to set in*
Posted on Fri, 25 July 2008 at 09:54
#40,311
Hanne wrote:
Hello Colin, and Mrs H, and Dennis! How are you all?
Whatever happened to the Dennis Thread by the way?
What have I missed? Someone fill me in please.
We’re going to be taking a new, healthier, raw approach to GM nutritional I feel. We’re going to be having raw toast from now on.
Ok?
Posted on Fri, 25 July 2008 at 10:43
#40,312
mrs h wrote:
I don’t think anyone will mind, we’ve all been starving since you left. Nobody could work out how to use the toaster. or where that stuff you used to put in it came from :(
Anyway i’m glad you are back - it’s my birthday and d’s funeral tomorrow, let the catering commence!! :D
Posted on Fri, 25 July 2008 at 11:55
#40,313
Hanne wrote:
*starts to make raw toast* this may take some time. Take a seat, please.
So I take it d’s funeral and your birthday are somehow related..? Happy Birthday for tomorrow! I hope you have lots of lovely things planned.
I really shouldn’t read some of the old threads at work. I’m sat here trying not to giggle and mostly failing; so trying to cough to cover up the giggles. It really doesn’t work. I imagine it’s how a moose would sound. However I did find the Dennis Thread.
I really need some work to do. I’ve taken to teaching myself GIS mapping using a book that’s missing every other page. It’s quite… challenging.
Posted on Fri, 25 July 2008 at 12:28
#40,314
mrs h wrote:
Well I’m pretty sure d is dead. last time I saw him he was trying to wrap his head around a floor length horse. Very much against my advice, I might add, but thankfully not against my laundry. Distraught, he seemed, terrified and sort of grief stricken. I think it’s probably on YouTube if you want to check it out. Some bugger nicked my You’ve Been Framed tape.
Ooh - outside GM Dan got married and Deadsetgav and Jess are having a baby WoMble! :D
Posted on Fri, 25 July 2008 at 19:27
#40,315
Taunty Dan wrote:
:eek: Dan got MARRIED??? HA! Fool!
*waits for realsiation to set in*
Oh Fu…
Posted on Fri, 25 July 2008 at 20:17
#40,316
CS (Colin S) wrote:
I’m ok Hanne (great now that you’re here ;)), how about yerself?
Mrs H, happy birthday!
x
Posted on Sat, 26 July 2008 at 00:17
#40,317
mrs h wrote:
Ta honey :) x
Dan, you really, really don’t deserve a wife :p
Posted on Sun, 27 July 2008 at 16:10
#40,318
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Dan has a wife?
I thought he was the wife and D was the husband?
Posted on Sun, 27 July 2008 at 17:26
#40,319
mrs h wrote:
So did d :( But at least he has a real life role model now. Perhaps they won’t squabble so much :)
Morning Gav :)
Posted on Mon, 28 July 2008 at 06:35
#40,320
Taunty Dan wrote:
Gimme Back My Brainsaw wrote:
Dan has a wife?
I thought he was the wife and D was the husband?
Its…complicated. Depending on the day, the theme, the costume, etc etc. You really wouldn’t understand. I don’t.
Posted on Mon, 28 July 2008 at 17:13 in reply to an earlier post
